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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-02 14:58:51 EDT
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 16:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the chick in the caution tape
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-03 11:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor = pour actually. GAH! damn fingers.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-03 10:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* I miss milk. I miss cereal. I miss ice cream. Soy milk just isn't the same. And Lactaid doesn't work for shit. Soymilk looks weird if you try to poor it over your backside while sitting nude on your kitchen floor.
*sigh*
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That milk chick better have mopped the floor when she was done.
Cleanin' is wimmens work!
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man that chic in the oriental top is sexy!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny though, how you wont even acknowledge the music.
thatll haunt you honey.
DIPSHIT
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems like a waste of milk if you ask me
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok then.
I see a battle of the bands looming.
im busy now though, sorry. back to my movie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I only hang out and converse with cool people.
Why you'd give two shits about MY opinion is pretty fucking comical, after your antics around here the last month.
So I think I'll have to pass, which, in essence, equates to "I don't give a fuck".
See if you can find anything redeeming in THAT.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One last thing then I for real am leaving for the night.
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/aamp3post/2-Insulated.mp3
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/aamp3post/3-Boys-and-the-Babies.mp3
I ASKED for your opinion on these tunes last night and didnt get any kinda response. In all fairness I did soon after threaten to ass rape you so I understand your reticence to engage in a music discussion with me.
So here we go again.
I'm REALLY trying to find some redeeming qualities about you dude.
Later.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shlorty, people making "7% of their posts about you" isn't endearing towards you. People like to comment about what a shit-stuffed little pussy you are, that's all. Don't get too full of yourself; you're already too stuffed full of shit for there to be room.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger <3 Jim & Porn
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am soooooo fucking bored with this.
It's painful.
Dude go fuck your wife or play some golf or practice Smoke on the Water on your geetar.
SOMETHING.
This is just fucking sad and I'm embarrassed FOR YOU.
I'm gonna go pee, eat some ham sammichs and watch Red Dawn.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I use to want to bash Zakalwe's head in with a crowbar, but recently I've come to understand that he's just that way with everyone. I don't think he has any real malice towards anyone on here. However, he does bring up some good points Jim. Although your constant bickering with Shlongy is hysterical, too much porn and too many pointless posts can be viewed as a bannable offense from what I understand. Of course, I'm just a n00b myself, so don't listen to me...
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep letting my teddy bear side express itself to give you the benefit of the doubt.
I keep getting let down.
So either I'm an idiot for thinking you actually DO have three functional brain cells...
Or you just don't have them. :(
I really cannot express what a fucking clueless narcissistic gimp you are.
Is that a fucking thing you've strived to become? Or is it genetics?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 things
1.) Must pick up milk on the way home and convince wife that it's an original idea I did NOT see on the internet today.
2.) Your site is pretty funny
Submitted by GlassBowl (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should tell that chick by the fridge that there are much better ways to cool down.
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!!
I can't believe I'm the first person to say that here. Slackers!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing comes close to that pic with the sexy eyes you posted in your house tour...
That pic really did something for me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd do her...again.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm shocked when the guys here dis someone's porn. It's like a man in the middle of the Sahara complaining that the bottled water given him is not Dasani.
Aren't I just so clever to make that analogy
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Brains, beauty and wit....what a lethal combo
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:16:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
ajanssen, I just looked through your user history and I don't remember rating or even reading any of your posts. do we have some kind of feud going and you just forgot to tell me?
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Nah Zak, Ive got nothing personal against you.I think youve -2'd a couple of them but so have other people and I dont engage in that -2 retaliation bullshit. It mainly boils down to the fact that Im a complete asshole and you come off as a prick, but nothing personal. At times I just feel the need to talk shit back and forth with other assholes. Dont let this sand get in your vagina.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:06:22 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:42:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
1) That's one... Waiting on all others.
2) Last person to claim such superiority about being on the Most Heated list was WhatTheHell.
Now, you may be asking "Who is WhatTheHell" and in doing so, proving my point.
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Fuuuuck you, Greening. And Jim is NO WhatTheHell, not by a long shot.
Meh, you see one set of tits you've seen them all.
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Actually, no, not really.
When I've seen them all, THEN I'll have seen them all.
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SUCK SO MUCH!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well! I guess I just got told. I'm a sarcastic snit, you know this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm shocked when the guys here dis someone's porn. It's like a man in the middle of the Sahara complaining that the bottled water given him is not Dasani.
Aren't I just so clever to make that analogy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know this must come as a shock Schlongless, but this post isn't about you.
It was intended to abuse the people who were trying to drag me into the "let's stalk Schlongless" bandwagon.
You really are clueless.
I'M clueless?
DRAG YOU IN???? BuahahahahaahahhHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahah
7% of your posts are ABOUT SHLONGY, you fucking idiot.
"Drag you in"....that's fucking HILARIOUS!!!!
Do you even READ what you type in here? Just like you conveniently forgot that you threatened me over the internet at LEAST ten times before I informed you that I'm game for anything, even you and your badass "gat", you hypocritical, lying asshole. I'm not afraid of you, Army Man.
That's why it's really imperative that you try and squeeze AC into your busy pornographers schedule.
I want you to take a swing at me. Then, the fun begins. maybe you can use some of that Rambo training on me. You'll need it.
"Don't wanna be dragged into it..." bauahahahahahahahahah
Maybe you're just retarded. If so, I apologize for laughing.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ajanssen, I just looked through your user history and I don't remember rating or even reading any of your posts. do we have some kind of feud going and you just forgot to tell me?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Zak, you are a complete fuckwad but I'll have to agree that your posts are better than this shite.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know this must come as a shock Schlongless, but this post isn't about you.
It was intended to abuse the people who were trying to drag me into the "let's stalk Schlongless" bandwagon.
You really are clueless.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you've read all my posts? I'm touched. though "read" isn't really the correct word for most of them. "viewed" maybe, but not "read".
and you are driving most of your posts onto most heated. half of your ~1000 reviews have been on your own posts, and I am pretty sure that behaviour like that is one of Bart's pet peeves. just because you don't do it for them all doesn't make any difference.
and I too am guilty of neglecting serious posts for sensational trash like this. stick around here long enough and all the sentimental bs and trite fiction inevitably blends together. I'm only really interested in the shit-stirring anymore. genuinely worthy material is pretty rare here, and it's easy to track who produces it. and don't bitch about how your serious posts are neglected, because everyone feels that way. and yet people don't go and review those same ignored posts. hypocrites.
and stop taking my reviews so seriously. that's the real mark of a noob.
noob. I hate that word. so infantile.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:42:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
1) That's one... Waiting on all others.
2) Last person to claim such superiority about being on the Most Heated list was WhatTheHell.
Now, you may be asking "Who is WhatTheHell" and in doing so, proving my point.
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Fuuuuck you, Greening. And Jim is NO WhatTheHell, not by a long shot.
Meh, you see one set of tits you've seen them all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You brag about banging whores, AND you're a hitwhore.
Outstanding!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72094
There is a serious post that got ignored in favor of drama.
Just hush man, we all know what this is about and it's boring.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've fucked 3/4 of the animals at the zoo.
Congrats on that, Goldstein. Those heffers don't even mind if you don't bathe.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not saying I'm better than you, just that people who post porn with little additional content several times a day, replying many dozens of times to each individual along the way, usually get banned really fast.
shit, I post porn all the time and I've only been banned once (for that). but I don't talk as much shit as you, and I don't review my own posts onto most heated repeatedly. as I said, whatthehell used to do that and he got hitwiped and permabanned for it.
I've got nothing against you in particular. I usually like users such as Brendan and Shlongy, people who just talk shit to each other all the time. it's the most constructive use of this site. just haven't warmed to you yet, and I suspect you may get banned before I do. 'tis all. "
I am shocked at that whole post. If Green has a smell it is wafting through my office right now.
Yeah, I play some people. I know how to push buttons and I'm good at at it. However, I have NEVER "review(ed) my own posts onto most heated". I never talk "shit" in the way I understand it; I.E. LYING.
I find it curious that you've never commented on the serious thoughts I've expressed on this site. Maybe you've just missed the posts. I encourage you go go back and look again.
Drama generates interest dude.
This site is NOT about expressing serious thought, it's about Ego.
I'm suprised that you, being the Uber Long Timer that you are haven't figured that out yet.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, my props to the milk girl. I'm lactose intolerant.
Zak, I'm shocked that you're saying anything negative against free porn viewage.
Honey is sticky.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) That's one... Waiting on all others.
2) Last person to claim such superiority about being on the Most Heated list was WhatTheHell.
Now, you may be asking "Who is WhatTheHell" and in doing so, proving my point.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES ZAK
I am an asshole who posts porn.
The difference is that I am a CLEVER asshole who post's porn I SHOOT MYSELF.
I like you actually, and I've read EVERYTHING you have written and enjoy it.
The only problem I have with you is that you ride my ass because "I'm a noob". Now come the fuck on, you know that's not true.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Be careful though, I'll prolly bury you.
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The extent of your "burying" skills seem to be pretty pathetic.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG SHUT UP TEH FATBOY
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not saying I'm better than you, just that people who post porn with little additional content several times a day, replying many dozens of times to each individual along the way, usually get banned really fast.
shit, I post porn all the time and I've only been banned once (for that). but I don't talk as much shit as you, and I don't review my own posts onto most heated repeatedly. as I said, whatthehell used to do that and he got hitwiped and permabanned for it.
I've got nothing against you in particular. I usually like users such as Brendan and Shlongy, people who just talk shit to each other all the time. it's the most constructive use of this site. just haven't warmed to you yet, and I suspect you may get banned before I do. 'tis all.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG SHUT UP TEH FATBOY
sorry rad
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:20:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Then I can reply by punching your fat face and blowing your nose into a pretty red mist in the air.
Oh, yeah. High School was fun.
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It's fun to dream Jimbo.
We don't fight with knives, guns and knuckle-dusters over here though so what were you planning on hitting me with? Your fists? I guess there is a first time for everything.
Internet tough guys who insist on threatening people are lame. There is probably a chatroom or another site that you could frequent where people find your shit amusing or intimidating.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo, Jgreening.
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/jl9.jpg
I feel that was only fair.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why do your photography skills apparently suck? Most of these photos are blurry and poorly executed.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay porn!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You got money to back that up Greening?
A paypal account?
Fuck I might as well make a little beer money while I'm here.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
As an aside, I have fucked 3/4 of the porn I just posted (all of which I shot btw) and can prove it. hehehe
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I call bullshit!
FIRST TO CALL BULLSHIT!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Zak, I'll bite.
Use your much vaunted (lmao) writing skillZ to elaborate.
TELL me honey, how I'm full of shit.
Be careful though, I'll prolly bury you.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm, thought that was the 24th of July, not June. what I said about the bannings was right though. look up a guy called whatthehell if you doubt me, he was much like you. annoying and full of shit.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then I can reply by punching your fat face and blowing your nose into a pretty red mist in the air.
Oh, yeah. High School was fun.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And as for YOU S-Fag; MAKE ME.
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HAHA, reminds me of idle high school threats.
Perhaps I should reply with something epic like;
"I don't make shit, I burn it."
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You like kitchen porn bob?
Kewl, suck my cock nigger and I'll post some more.
I have a ton I shot of the fireplace chick on the kitchen floor playing with honey.
:)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
would be a -2 if it wasnt for the milk-girl.
thats pretty hot.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As an aside, I have fucked 3/4 of the porn I just posted (all of which I shot btw) and can prove it. hehehe
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the milk pic
but it needs donuts
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like pool. And milk too. And boobies.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:03:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you know a stalker being stalked by stalkers/alters or "stalters"? And yeah, that is a word, fuckers. "
No nimrod, it's a statement directed at SCHLONGLESS' stalkers and the alters who are coming out of the woodwork to jump on that bandwagon.
I find the whole thing distasteful and want nothing to do with it.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
you've been a member for all of 10 days. get at least two weeks under your belt before you start complaining about the site nonstop.
be warned, posting loads of porn is sometimes punished with a ban. with that in mind, please continue. "
#1: your last three posts have been porn.
#2: it's been a month plus so you suck at math apparently.
#3: yesterday I had 4, count em bitch FOUR posts on most heated.
What YOU should do is shut the fuck up and get out of my face little man.
And as for YOU S-Fag; MAKE ME.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
19987.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you know a stalker being stalked by stalkers/alters or "stalters"? And yeah, that is a word, fuckers.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nigger
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every day is Porn Tuesday at my house dude.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS.= Method
I usually love all porn, but jimseys has a really cheap, greasy, scumbaggy "feel" to it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you've been a member for all of 10 days. get at least two weeks under your belt before you start complaining about the site nonstop.
be warned, posting loads of porn is sometimes punished with a ban. with that in mind, please continue.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU n00b.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Swamp_Donkey = Bart = Shlongy
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong for me to ask for Porn Tuesdays from now on...