BREAKING NEWS: Schlongless returns Grammy (1024 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-02 20:27:10 EDT
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:46:56 EDT (#)
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oh you know...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 16:08:21 EDT (#)
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That's pretty meagre - click this for the BEST Shlongy Photoshop EVAR
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64636
This is prolly one of my favouritest posts on UBER!!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-03 10:12:09 EDT (#)
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Nice picture, man. But I want to see if you can actually write something.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-03 09:01:29 EDT (#)
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I think it's time to find some new material. This is getting ancient.
Did you ever get that property? That was pwesome.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:36:31 EDT (#)
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I'm on Uber at the wrong time I believe
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:13:30 EDT (#)
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Hehe
-2 for posting about Shlongy.......again.....
+2 cause i laughed.
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-08-03 07:29:26 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-03 07:07:51 EDT (#)
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Good work dero.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:02:53 EDT (#)
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My favorite is my felix the cat water bong
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:47:51 EDT (#)
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the apple pipe works ok, but if you really need a good home made tool in a jif go with the Steamroller.
All you need is a pen, and empty toiletpaper roll and some tinfoil (tinfoil is actually optional by necessity)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:24:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/applepipe.htm
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:23:01 EDT (#)
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You drill perpendicular holes in an apple until they meet. Make one of then shallow.
Then smoke.
Appley goodness.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:10:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GlassBowl (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:38:16 (#)
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Actually, it refers to my preference for smoking out of a glass bowl as opposed to a blunt, joint, soda can, apple, etc.
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Apple?
Please elaborate.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:50:31 EDT (#)
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Nope, i sure cant.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:33:47 EDT (#)
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I just dropped you 5 bucks and an autographed condom in the mail man.
That seems about right. heheheh
I gotta go sexually harrass someone via Cingular text messaging now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy doesn't pay for ANY of this. Shlongy only pays for all the drinks.
Smart Uberites know that Shlongy" is "good for business" (re: hits and ratings)
I'm surprised you qualified here, jimsey.
But you fuckers should be paying me for using my likeness without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League and UberSite. Goddammit.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:24:16 EDT (#)
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I already posted porn today Bill.
I had to move along though because I couldnt resist the photoshop bandwagon.
Besides, Schlongless paid me 200 bucks to design this years X-Mas card for him.
Business is Business.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:21:21 EDT (#)
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Jim it would be funny if your last 4 posts weren't about him. You need to save this shit for a few months after everyone forgets that you love him.
Now post some porn.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:17:17 EDT (#)
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Method you are a queer.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:16:59 EDT (#)
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Tee hee...funny
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:12:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69263
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:11:02 EDT (#)
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I don't even like photoshop but this one is kinda hard to resist.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:05:24 EDT (#)
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I like stories about porn stars, drugs and guns.
I don't like your obsession with shlongy.
You get a 0 for some decent photoshop.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:04:39 EDT (#)
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Thanks Homo. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:03:22 EDT (#)
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Mrs. Shlongy laughed at this one, too, Pigpen. Pretty good, for a rank amateur newbie dipshit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:58:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:52:50 (#)
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Jeaneee - shall we put this newcomer through the Clan Ritual? We can always use new Sativa Clan members.
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Well, considering that you and I are currently the only members, I say we go for it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:56:24 EDT (#)
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Buahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:52:50 EDT (#)
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Jeaneee - shall we put this newcomer through the Clan Ritual? We can always use new Sativa Clan members.
Rad - I mean if you really want me to I will, but I'm not sure what it'll do for ya!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:51:06 EDT (#)
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I havent looked, phone is downstairs.
So thats a NO on you hiding behind the pop machine and taking off your pants like you did last night?
:(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:49:23 EDT (#)
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somebody please send me naked pictures of themselves
AIM
rad11011979
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:49:05 EDT (#)
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No can do on the breakroom.
12 hours worth of specimens just came in from our outreach clinics.
THEN the boss gave me a quality control project that he 'has to has to has to has to' have by tomorrow.
Didn't you get your message?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhh ha ha ha hahh
Wait.
Which one is Shlongy?
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:46:13 EDT (#)
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made me laugh
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:45:27 EDT (#)
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It's kind of funny, but I'm kind of stoned.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:45:17 EDT (#)
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Go to the breakroom.
:)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:44:10 EDT (#)
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I can't. I'm at work.
:(
Submitted by GlassBowl (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:44:10 EDT (#)
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Well, I do prefer the term tobacco alternatives afficionado.
But I thought of that stoned...so maybe that isn't as funny as I thought it was
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:40:41 EDT (#)
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Yay, another pothead!
Submitted by GlassBowl (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:38:16 EDT (#)
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Actually, it refers to my preference for smoking out of a glass bowl as opposed to a blunt, joint, soda can, apple, etc.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:35:58 EDT (#)
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hey Fg, get on yahoo and i'll say WANG
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:35:49 EDT (#)
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oh..oh..oh..oh..oh
oh..oh..oh..oh..the right stuff
That's funny!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GlassBowl (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:30:38 (#)
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This made me laugh
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Are you from Toledo? The Glass Bowl is the name of UT's stadium.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:34:50 EDT (#)
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Hey Had, get on Yahoo and have IM sex with me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:34:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:32:42 (#)
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Yeah, I'd bet a million dollars that he has wood right now.
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OMG! You said wood
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:32:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I'd bet a million dollars that he has wood right now.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:31:50 EDT (#)
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Mommy, what does D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N spell?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:31:16 EDT (#)
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and you know hes LOVING it muffin
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:30:46 EDT (#)
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There are no less than FIVE Shlongy-themed posts on the front page right now.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:30:45 EDT (#)
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wow you cant spell
Submitted by GlassBowl (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:30:38 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:30:05 EDT (#)
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Wow you sure are obcessed
Submitted by Gloosh (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:28:43 EDT (#)
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