Straightjackets and Pills by the Hour - 2 (395 hits)
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Submitted by March of flames <astheruinfalls> (View user info) at 2005-08-04 01:28:21 EDT
I'm sitting out here in a frigid winter air and drinking in my surroundings. I've come to the conclusion that being locked up in here, isolated from the outside is sort of like being a dog.
They stuff us in our cells at night just like a dog in a kennel, they feed us in another room and then throw medicine down our throats like a master gives his dog flee medicine. And if that isn't enough they let us outside for an hour a day for "recreational time." Just when I'm thinking how this world couldn't be anymore fucked up Jones pipes in.
"Alright so hear me out on this one, I think I've figured out the conspiracy. The doctors... the head honchos in our establishment got me on this new type of drug. They call it kineti.... kineti... something, but that's just the word they use to hide the real meaning. I'm betting, that under the label they got the real name for it, "Fuck your head into another dimension: Take only on a full stomach." That's the conspiracy right there."
A long pause ensued and Jones looked wildly about like he was afraid of something.
"Oh, but you thought I was finished. There's more... First I drift into this dream world and start seeing real weird shit man, like just last night. I was walking along a path and I came up to a campfire and there they were, Cosby that jell-o fucker and Moses roasting marshmallows. That's right they were just sitting on logs talking about how Jesus is the answer or how rap turns kids into murderers something along those lines."
I drowned out the sound of Jones' voice and kept thinking. The only thing they are missing are the leashes. Yeah the leashes and then they would have it all, we would be their best friends and they would be the masters.
Jones continued...
"So after I witness the wise men roasting the marshmallows it felt like a woke up. Only I woke up standing in the middle of the street and it was dark. There were streetlamps that lit up the street and they ran for miles so I started walking and I walked for maybe two days or more but it stayed dark the whole time. I started to run but it was no use I felt like I was almost out of gas and I was almost in tears man, I was almost in tears. I took more steps and then it appeared in front of me. I'd found what was thought to be non-existent. I found what they had been searching for since the beginning and it's no lie. I found the end of the earth."
A voice rang loud and startled Jones as he fidgeted in his seat.
Recreation time was up, time to go back to the kennels.
Before we got up Jones held my arm tightly and spoke.
"I know it sounds crazy brother but it was real, it was more real than anything out here."
I gazed into his eyes and saw fear and confusion, something was different.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-04 03:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Need more. Liked it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-04 03:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Did you stroke him off?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-04 02:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait till you get to level 4 accommodations
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-04 02:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to do a week or two inside a mental institution.