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Submitted by Ok rad (View user info) at 2005-08-04 04:57:13 EDT
Are you ready for some football? College football is 28 days away, and the NFL kicks off for real in 35 days. So Here I will make my football picks for the upcoming seasons, feel free to make your own.
ACC Champion(projected record before bowl games): Georgia Tech(9-2). They don't play Florida State, start off their season against a dismantled auburn team, and shouldn't face any problems untill they host NC State. Losses will be to NC state and Georgia.
Big 12 Champion: Oklahoma(11-1). Face it texas, you can't win the big one with Mac Brown as your head coach. Texas is the most talented team in the division, but they aren't mentally tough enough. Their lone loss will be to Texas A&M. Oklahoma will beat Iowa State in the conference championship game.
Big East Champion: Louisville (10-1). The cardinals had a BCS worthy team last year, but suffered because of a second half collapse against Miami. This will be their first year in the division, but there is nobody out East that scares the Cardinals. Lone loss will be at West Virginia, which will be marked as a retribution for knocking the Mountaineers out of the NCAA mens basketball tournament in march.
Big Ten Champion: Wisconsin (10-2). There are 3 teams to fear in the Big Ten this year: Michigan, Iowa, and Ohio State. Wisconsin doesn't play ohio state and gets both Michigan and Iowa at home. They'll win one of those two, and there other loss will be at Penn State if it is a night game. The time of the game isn't scheduled yet, but if it's a day game Wisconsin wins that game and finishes 11-1. A fine year to mark Barry Alvarez's last season as coach.
Conference USA Champions: Who cares? Oh wait, Marshall switched to that league. Well since Randy Moss and Chad Pennington went there let's say Marshall wins the conference with a 9-2 record with losses to Virginia Tech and Kansas State.
Mid-American Conference Champions: Miami of Ohio (10-2)Year after year this conference comes down to the very last game before the championship game to determine who gets in. I'm thinking Toledo versus Miami of Ohio in the championship game with the Red Hawks taking it. The redhawks will finish 10-2 (including championship game) with their losses being at Ohio State and at Northern Illinois.
Mountain West Champion: San Diego State (11-1). The Aztecs are good. They will end up losing a heart breaker at Ohio State as they seem to do every year, dashing their chances of being another utah and making the big money in the BCS.
Pac 10 Champion: USC (12-0). A braver man would pick someone other than the obvious choice. But that brave man would also have to be very very stupid. Nobody will even be close untill they play for the national Championship. Back to back titles for the team is a real possibility (don't get me started about why the media title doesn't count).
SEC Champions: Florida (10-2) Urban Meyer will take Chris LEak and turn him into a Heisman finalist. Their losses will be to LSU and Georgie, but they will win the championship game in the rematch against LSU.
Sun Belt Champions: North Texas (6-4). Somebody has to win this conference, so why not the Mean Green? Losses will be to LSU, Kansas State, Troy, and Lousiana Monroe. They will be the only team in their conference with an above .500 record.
WAC Champions: Boise State (10-2) This team plays at the most awesome home stadium in the world. The turf is BLUE. FREAKING BLUE!!!! Anyways, they always seem to beat up on this conference, and htis year will be no exception. They will lose their first two games against Georgie and Oregon State( Go BEAVS!) and then proceed to run the table right to the GMAC Bowl. Thanks for playing.
National Championship Game: USC versus Oklahoma II, this time it's personal. Same outcome though, USC national champs again. Hopefully they won't have Ashlee Simpson sing this year though.
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NFL
NFC North Champions (record before playoffs): Detroit Lions (11-5). Best Defense in the division not named the chicago bears, most explosive offense in the division. The only thing that can stop this team is if Steve Mariucci and Joey Harrington team up to pull a huge choke job.
AFC North Champions: Cincinnati Bengals (10-6). Hello Steelers, welcome to the wildcard. What is to stop anyone from stacking 8 in the box against these steelers? Hines Ward is unhappy and Plaxico (Roethlisberger's favorite WR) is gone. The bus is old to boot. In all honesty the steelers would be lucky to make the playoffs. Marvin Lewis has things turned around, Johnson in a stud, and Palmer has what it takes. No excuses for the Bengals, the future is now and htey will pull through.
NFC East Champions: Philadelphia Eagles (13-3). They eagles are competting against Drew Bledsoe in a walked, Eli Mannin in diapers, and PAtrick Ramsey who in consecutive years saw his team bring in an aging QB and draft a QB with their first round draft pick.
AFC East Champions: Buffalo Bills (9-7). Huge pile at the top here, with New England, the Jets, and the Bills all finishing 9-7. Buffalo will win it on the tiebreakers though. At this point I could step in for the Bills at QB and lead them to 8 wins, and surely JP Lossman must be at least slightly better than I. Bottom line is Buffal has the best Defense in the conference, the best running game in the conference, and the most desire out of any team in the conference.
NFC South Champions: Carolina Panthers (12-4). They had everything go wrong for them last year, had to use their 5th string running back, and still almost made the playoffs. This is the scariest team in the league this year.
AFC South Champions: Huston Texans (10-6). Another loaded division, look for David Carr and Dominick Davis to pull off the surprise in this conference. Last time I checked Peyton Manning doesn't play defense. He will need to throw for over 40 touchdowns this year just to make the playoffs.
NFC West Champions: Ugg. I guess St Louis (8-8), despite the fact that they've given up on Marshall Faulk way too soon. The fact is this division blows. The Arizona cardinals were even in contention for the division title with three weeks to go last year. Regardless who wins this division it's one and out regarding the playoffs. Thanks for stopping by.
AFC West Champions: Kansas City Chiefs (11-5). Dree Brees, I'd like to introduce you to reality. I understand you knew eachother well untill recently when you started playing as if you were being controlled by a madden player. Chargers will be below .500, as will the Raiders. the Broncos will finish 8-8 on the dot. This division is way over rated.
AFC Champions: New England Patriots (hey, 9-7 will get them in the playoffs even if they don't win their division. Last I checked Brady hasn't lost in the playoffs.)
NFC Champions: Carolina Panthers. Best Defense in the NFL, best Offensive line in the NFL.
SuperbOwl ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/58830 ) winner: Carolina Panthers. That record of playoff games won is gonna end sometime, and this is the year. It's time for the Pats to stop being so selfish and share the spotlight with another team for once. This matchup could be one we see quite often in the years to come.
User Reviews
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-09-24 21:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck. I remember reading this back in the day and saying fuck wisconsin, but you may have been right.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-15 08:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go panthers woot
There is this one player on the team, Julius Peppers, I can't quite remember now where he went to college, but it seems like it was a really kickass school.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BLUE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have until tommorow night! http://www.ubersite.com/m/72633 Don't forfeit in Round Three! Ainkara's hasn't done well.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-06 21:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KC?
Two words.
Trent Green.
SD wins 10-6, KC & Denver tie second at 9-7 Oakland improves all the way to 7-9.
AFC Champ? Indy. At no way they do worse than 10-6, I think they go 11-5, 2nd seed in the playoffs, finally get to face NE in the dome, and take 'em down.
NFC champ? I won't touch this. Sorry, I used to gamble, and there is waaaaaaaaaaaay too much in the air over there.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 21:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72633 <- Round Three Begins. Your title is up. You have six days.
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only because it's about NFL predictions...in a competition that's supposed to be about writing skill and such. And a lot of people don't know that, and will +2 it just because they're NFL fans. Actually a smart idea.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It'll suck if I lose to a post about sports.
Submitted by Black-Mamba (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love football.
All the big strong menz in their tight tight pants!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:39:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait...
A football post?
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THIS WAS FUCKING UNETHICAL
YOU ARE A FUCKK SCOTT.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The tension is killing me.
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait...
A football post?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
does this work Darko? http://www.ubersite.com/m/72293
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, show darko some love over here.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:14:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I perfer teh ruggers
W0000 WALLABIES ARE = TEH R0XX0RS
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Listen you fucking bitch/slut/fuck, i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close to spilling my guts that you better go and bake me a fucking pie and shut the fuck up or I will sing like a fucking canary you fucking arsemole fuck!
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I perfer teh ruggers
W0000 WALLABIES ARE = TEH R0XX0RS
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-04 23:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now to put it back at 1.5
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, whatever.
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well i think it deserves a 1.2311. so I'll post 5,000 different comments until it sort of resembles that.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was good. I think it deserves 1.5, so I'll give it a +2 and a +1.
Mine was good as well, and it looks like I'm in the lead.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yankball is a game for socially inept retards. It's a thinly bastardised form of a real game, but it's been bastardised in such a way that it's just...
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SHIT.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't you just start an Uber-related fantasy football league?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Big 12 Champion: Oklahoma(11-1). Face it texas, you can't win the big one with Mac Brown as your head coach. Texas is the most talented team in the division, but they aren't mentally tough enough. Their lone loss will be to Texas A&M. Oklahoma will beat Iowa State in the conference championship game."
The fuck?
Oh, that's right, Osborne's been gone for a looooong time.
Fuck Callihan.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
the champions of the West!
Fuck Wisconsin.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are full of shit if you think the Texans are going to win the AFC South. Just plain full of shit. The Colts will run away with that division AGAIN. And go on to win the Superbowl.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO DAWGS
GO TIGERS
GO BLUE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the media title not counting. How fucking ridiculous was that whole fiasco?
Submitted by LaganGroup (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A fine time to be holding season tickets to Wisconsin. Bravo.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know nothign about football and dislike all kinds, but I do have a quesiton:
do you or any uberites have any ways of making peas not taste like peas?
i hate peas but I'm having to force myself to eat tham as they're an excellent source of fibre.
I've tried drowning them in gravy- tasted like peas with gravy on.
tried putting them in tuna pasta bake- mmm, tuna, mmm sweetcorn ......eugh! pea!
I've tried them with mustard and I can't stomach them. help!
I don't want anything that preserves the pea flavour like all the recipes on the net, i want something where i can eat peas but not have to taste their ucky peaness.
moomoozoo.at.gmail.com
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BIG TEN, Ohio State Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait for football season!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wisconsin?
Fuck off.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-04 07:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No idea what most of this meant but you sound like you know what you're on about.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 07:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On second thought fuck the Panthers...chumps...Eagles Colts in the Super Bowl.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 07:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As an Eagles fan, I'd say your assesment on the Panthers is fair, they are the only team I am even slightly afraid of.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-04 05:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-04 05:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you ready for some football? """
why yes, yes I am.
Liverpool to retain the champions league. """
I mean, I think, I am no liverpool fan after all but judging by the signings they have made.
fuck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-04 05:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got my brother a gerrard jersey for his birthday, even though the first liverpool match he saw was the AC Milan game.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-04 05:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you ready for some football? """
why yes, yes I am.
Liverpool to retain the champions league.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-04 04:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO ESKIMOS WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GO CFL, WOOOOO!!!!