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The flip flop never lies (509 hits)

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Rating: 1.56 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (View user info) at 2005-08-04 08:54:44 EDT


Something's definitely happening inside me. I made a friend and I'm feeling terrific again. I can see where this feeling is going and now at this stage in my life I can handle it.

It's actually a healthy feeling. Not like the twenty year old girl out of her mind over a boy. No, this is much different. I'm wise enough to check myself before I wreck myself, so to speak.

Yeah, it's there. It's hanging out on the sidelines of my heart. I'm daydreamier than I've been in years. Even my flip flops are making a raucous when they've been silent all summer. I just noticed it this morning and I smiled.


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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-18 01:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude where's my car?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-18 01:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did every chick rate this? Well, I love vagina so I guess it counts.

Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-06 12:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And here I thought I was the only one who took life cues from her shoes.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Froggy went to court and he did ride

AH HUH

AH HUH

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Girl, you betta CHECK yo'self fo you WRECK yo'self!


Oh. Whoops. I guess you already said that.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have any flip flops, but if i did, they'd be hella loud!

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i have noisy flipflops.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my flip flops are more like FLIP FLOPS (they're loud)

and they're "The North Face"


look at me, going on about myself.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where are you Ray?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute!


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