Forgive and Forget (849 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.61 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-08-04 08:55:52 EDT
I was devastated at first. How could I not be? Did you see what they wrote? You didn't see how they attacked me, ambush style. I nearly committed suicide right then and there. You don't believe me? Here, try this on for size. See how you would feel...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 13:36:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Suicide is a surprisingly effective solution. And you only need to apply it once!
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My first post and these nice strangers were being so mean. What happened to, "Hey guy, nice try" It wasn't just this zakalwe character either. Look at this...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:11:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Uber!
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On the surface he seemed so nice. "Welcome to Uber" he said. I was sitting back in my chair, soaking in the success I was quickly achieving when I suddenly realized MINUS FUCKING TWO. Oh, he must have made a mistake. I'm sure he intended to give me +2. Let me keep looking...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:27:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, if you think of me like that already, it should be LOADS of fun making fun of you for however many weeks you're here before you bow out in shame.
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Bow out in shame? This was worse than I first realized and it didn't get any better...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-24 21:39:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the next post is: "New guy stabs self and shoves head into monitor, WITH PICS."
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Now I know Bill was joking here so I can get a good laugh. You were joking weren't you Bill?
Then I decided to write another post. No question this would go much smoother. For the most part it did with a couple of exceptions...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:22:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
"Cue the crickets" *chirp-chirp* *chirp-chirp*
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Guess you can't please everyone all the time.
My first few posts were nothing to write home about. It was long before my first 'true' post http://www.ubersite.com/m/67997 The reason I should/could be fired or why I should be promoted
Before I saw reviews like this...
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:42:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would +3 this one...
I'm just waiting for someone to call me in their office and say, "What the fuck have you been doing the last few months...?"
LMAO!!! This is me, all the way.
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Now when you get a review from someone who is so revered like alragusa, you just sit back, relax and smile.
WHAT??? You've never heard of ALRAGUSA, screw you!
See, I've been on Uber since May, although I started reading months before that. At the time I had no idea what I was about to encounter. I didn't know that I would be fighting with people from Canada, London, and Australia. The verbal attacks keep me on my toes, but at the end of the day they would be forgotten like my morning dump.
Lately, all the comments back and forth between Caul (I shorten his name because I never remember the correct spelling plus I'm lazy), and myself have given me reason to reflect on humanity. Deep down I am a good person, try to help others, and enjoy a good time like anyone here. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's time to forgive and forget.
I forgive you Caul for this comment:
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:47:11 (#)
Ranking: -1
J'ai vu mieux
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How dare you say that about my mother
For some reason me and the lad just haven't seen eye to eye. I couldn't think of a better place to say it's time to forgive and forget than here and now on Uber.
User Reviews
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-08-08 18:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dork.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-08 13:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot stop staring at the picture.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 21:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72633 <- Round Three Begins. Your title is up. You have six days.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-06 12:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaahhhhhhh! Demon llama! Demon llama!!!
... I mean .... cat?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72112#1506973
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THOSE EYES THOSE EYES!!
THEY STARE STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL!
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lol'd
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71405#1504479
Seems like you're just an all around nice guy, huh?
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I feel better.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the random act of rage. Twice.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, I'm off to do whatever I do after work
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kissmyarse- take a joke
If anyone takes me serious on this site, shame on them
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was a set up BITCH! You've earned your -2 now.
And you hurt my feelings. So wallow in it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
am I mentally fucked?
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Yes Kissmyarse, you are fucked
don't know about it being mental or not
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The audacity of that French fuck...... unbelievable.
Oh wait, he does it to everyone. Carry on Mon ami.
"Je suis sûr le poteau jamais non mieux goûté"
(Dump it into the google language tools thingy.) Substitute the word "Post" with "Pole" and get rid of the "not".
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute. I'm newer. The ratings are fun, but meaningless. I think the humor is why i keep coming back. The good stories I rarely get to read are just a bonus.
Funny shit in print.
OK also, I'll pose this question...Do any of you think about Uber things in Real life? I find myself thinking...har har peener whilst driving down the street, am I mentally fucked?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let's be friends again.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 DIE!
<damnit I do everything wrong today>
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's never to late to comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh.... commonsense. You are bizzaro shlongy, and just like he, this site needs you.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let the ground swell begin
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
original. suprising coming from you
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is fucking creepy.
Now go die somewhere. And have a nice day old man.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:15:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ratings are meaningless on this site. The more time you spend here, the clearer that will become.
Also, you should probably not get into any more flame wars with Caulaincourt. It's a huge waste of time, and he'll just make you look like an ass. Trust me, I know from experience.
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Awwww I still love you Jeanneee.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely played Old Bean!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:15:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ratings are meaningless on this site. The more time you spend here, the clearer that will become.
Also, you should probably not get into any more flame wars with Caulaincourt. It's a huge waste of time, and he'll just make you look like an ass. Trust me, I know from experience.
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I don't need anyone to make myself look like an ass
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture cracks me up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ratings are meaningless on this site. The more time you spend here, the clearer that will become.
Also, you should probably not get into any more flame wars with Caulaincourt. It's a huge waste of time, and he'll just make you look like an ass. Trust me, I know from experience.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know X, I expected better.
Maybe if you hadn't gotten so drunk last night.
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It wasn't just the drinking.....smoking didn't help
Oh well!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know X, I expected better.
Maybe if you hadn't gotten so drunk last night.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DIE!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes this is an old picture, sorry
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72049 D-prime Madness