The neverending story part 3 (596 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.72 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-04 10:46:54 EDT
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72399
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72401
As Bernice fled the turd-terrorist something strange began to happen. The evil stench of the feces smeared all over her head began to smell good to her. Her entourage watched in horror as Bernice stopped in the street and began to further smear the shit she was wearing over more of her body. Several of tem retched when she scooped some out of her hair and sucked it off of her fingers, all of them ran from her.
As in a daze, Bernice slowly turned and walked back to the bar.
Bubba sat at the bar enjoying the silent company of his drink. As Bernice burst through the doors and ran at Bubba, Sam could have sworn he heard Bubba mutter, "aw shit, not again". Bernice threw herself at Bubba just as he turned in his stool and begged him to come away with her.
"Damnit woman! Get off'n me. What're you making a big stink about?"
"Bubba, I never would have thought it possible, I want you to join me on the cruise ship. Take a vacation from this life and join me in paradise or let me stay here with you."
"I'll come with you on your ship but I gottsa tell you, I don't take no shit from any womin. I make the rules, as soon as you start stinkin again I'm out."
The bar watched, fascinated, as Bubba and Bernice walked out of the bar and into the night. A shadow, standing outside the door of the bar, nearly vomited when Bernice licked Bubba's arms. Holding back the flow of vomit, the shadow quietly followed the pair as they made their way, first to Bubba's, then on to the ship.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 22:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72633 <- Results are in.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-06 03:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this!
But then again I'm a sickfuck
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72476
nevermind... this is the one http://www.ubersite.com/m/72476
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surprisingly I kept it clean in terms of sex.
All yours Spedmonkey http://www.ubersite.com/m/72475
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this hasn't been foul enough for you yet?
Damn! I bet you're a real
Um, nevermind.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give it to Paula for the next round, it needs a woman's touch.
(and a woman's dirty mind.... GIVE IT TO THEM PAULA WOOOOOOT!)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do one tomorrow, if no one else does.
By the way, Bob, did you ever get my follow-up email?
responded, sorry took so long
thanks for reading!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PAULA!!! PAULA!!!
*sips beer*
dun dun da DA du DAAAAAAAA
CHARGE!!!!
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Monkey Fight WOO!!!
You can do it Paula, I have faith in you.
</cheering squad>
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grr. I'll fight you for it, Munkey.
Or I'll just do #5. Either way.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BACK OFF BITCHES
PART 4 IS MINE
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do one tomorrow, if no one else does.
By the way, Bob, did you ever get my follow-up email?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now you know how I felt yesterday.
Wait for the Aussies...they'll pick it up.
If nothing else give it to Munkey, I know she could do something with this sordid tale of sex and feces.
Or maybe pro-peon, She's been reading the whole thing too.
*this review in no way implies that munkey mixes sex and all things fecal*
*Sorry paula...*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shocking! Disgusting! Beautiful!
What the hell is up with uber? Why is everyone being such prudes lately?
Loosen up and participate people. Click the fucking link. I mean, I know it looks like a series and all, and we all know how much everyone hates reading a series, but Jesus, the episodes are only a couple hundred words! And if you don't like the series, you have to option to change it!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is going really well.
Is there a single person who's interested in taking up the yarn? Or has the shit already hit the fan?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to make me puke first thing in the morning .
Thanks
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I keep laughing my ass off at the fact that there is random shit everywhere in this story.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bored of this already.