SPT: You Decide (567 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.23 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Captain_Lurk (View user info) at 2005-08-04 11:11:49 EDT
Sometimes I feel like breaking things. Smashing things. Killing things.
Sometimes I feel like embracing things. Caressing things. Loving things.
Sometimes I hurt myself.
Sometimes I love myself.
Today I can't decide how to feel.
I'd like your recommendation.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:14:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
You feel like drinking a fifth and eating about 50 aspirin.
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+2 for that.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The dynamic nature of life is what you should worship.
Good and bad. Be thankful, go forth and stroke off.
Submitted by Captain_Lurk (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think today should be 'write a suicide note day' just in case
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I think that is a grand idea.
"Dear World:
Damned right it's all your fault. Don't blame me for being stupid. I tried to work with you, but you just didn't get it. Next time try to be a little nicer to me."
Self indulgence is a good thing.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I did not enjoy this SPT much.. although the picture was cute.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:22:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think today should be 'write a suicide note day' just in case
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Here's my effort:
"Dear Husband -
Damned right it's all your fault. Please tell the kids that Mummy died because they wouldn't stop yelling when she had a headache. That should guarantee quiet behavior for at least a month.
Dinner is in the slow cooker, should be ready by 5, and I've set the dryer to come on at 3am so your clothes should still be warm by the time you get out of bed.
Don't worry about a funeral - just throw a plastic sheet over me and use me as a coffee table. Spend the money on a cruise. THE BOY IS NOT ALLOWED TO WAKE-JUMP BEHIND THE OCEAN LINER.
Take care. Don't remarry.
The Wife."
This post was the most self indulgent tripe I've seen in at least an hour, by the way.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you should quit being a pussy and jump.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPT Indeed!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you feel like a KFC Tower burger meal with a side order of coleslaw and a corn on the cob, a six pack of beer and some asda mint choc icecream...
no, wait- thats what I want.
no idea what you want. I'm not psychic.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think today should be 'write a suicide note day' just in case
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You should feel yourself with your right hand unless, of course, you are left-handed.
Act accordingly.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You feel like drinking a fifth and eating about 50 aspirin.