(NSFW) Please, please, please, stop it. (2430 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-04 11:39:07 EDT
I can't take SPT anymore. Out of 120-odd posts, I've made one SPT, and I feel dirty enough about it to make that thing with the vodka bottle and engine grease look like innocent child's play.
Every single Thursday, this site goes down the shitter. "SPT" takes over the whole front page and my head starts hurting and then I get cranky.
I've made this for you, for me, for all of us. It's supposed to be a kind of reference post, I guess, or maybe just something to make me feel better. I dunno, my head hurts, and the cat is eyeballing me.
The point - if I ever had one (which is looking kinda doubtful) - is this:
I hate SPT. I would like it to stop.
This is what I would like to do to anyone who perpetuates it. It's my "Favorite Daydreams" montage.
I'm going to leave a big space here, because some of this shit is kinda disturbing. It makes me feel queasy. You've been warned. If you're eating, stop.
Really, you can't yell at me for this. I've tried to warn you.
I'm fucking serious. This isn't rainbows and elves, you know.
Fine. Go ahead. Freak.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-19 18:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus Tits.
I was warned. Next time you warn, I will take you seriously.
And oh my dear lord for your sake - you googled them, and looked at lots of them, and I'm sorry for you, you are brave and true and you only want what is best for us. Thank you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEXY!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i just threw up a little, for the necrotic flesh mostly.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus fucking h. christ on a fucking fucked up fucking crutch.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 00:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god i love herpes.
Submitted by Shifty (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Compulsive viewing really isn't it?, even though we were warned.
+2 for the herpes :)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's something about whatever is tucked in under the big and second toe there that make me just keep on looking.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm..
I have a hankerin for ribs n potato salad
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-08-06 12:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-06 07:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:01:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, someone needs to cut their toenails.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-06 03:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The plus 2 is for both the sentiment and for the whale lice.
Until just now, I had no idea these things existed. Now I
have this whole horror movie scenario setup in my brain where
a Nantucket whaler in post-Revolutionary days opens a new
whaling ground in the south pacific (against the advice of
a helpful tribe of polynesian islanders with a mysterious and
charismatic shaman), and the whale lice invade their boat and
posess the crew, and they head back to the US and, well, you
know the rest because horror is the most trite and undramatic
genre of entertainment ever devised by man, but it still has
some good visuals.
To sum up... Mmmmm, whale lice.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell bad things from looking at those pics.
Ok, no more SPT, just for you, Circe. I just posted one,
but it will be my last. Per your request.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the necrotizing.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-04 23:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As though things are any better on other days.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well it looks like i was wrong. i predicted 1.8, and it looks like 1.6.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, someone needs to cut their toenails.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the fasciitis.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I WAS going to have dinner.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darling, you used that picture I sent you. I demand credit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-04 18:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60676#1172914
I guess paybacks a bitch.
GROSS
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-04 18:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe dear, you know I love ya - but if you aren't into SPT, don't click on the SPT posts. That's why they're labeled.
These are some cool pics. I'll probably never have sex again, thanks to you.
Oh, who am I kidding. I'll probably never have sex again anyway.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a-fucking-men. I've never done an SPT post (maybe I did once, but only once). If you don't have a reason to post, then don't. That's how I see it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm, how to rate this? I approve of the message, but not of the content. * shudder *
It didnt' make me fucking smile, but that's the rating I'm going with.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to rate this +2 for the graphic. I'm slipping in my old age. By the way, this is a non-SPT post for you:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72495
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have to - you just for being that fucking disgusting. Gross. I was eating.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, this is like walking into a bar and trying to crusade for AA at the top of your lungs.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to care...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that was very disgusting, thank you.
Think of SPT this way - it's like Iraq for the terrorists.
Instead of terrorists striking at random on Uber throughout the week, they all show up on Thursday, to plant their DerkaDerkaJihad posts that explode all over the front page of Uber.
At least (for the most part), they tend to be confined to SPT - so got a problem with that? Why don't you turn the computer off for a day? Would it KILL you? No? Alright then.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about LizBeth
User id: 20945
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No shit?
Submitted by LizBeth (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is worse than any SPT post i've ever seen
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COOL!
This stuff just turns me on (in a general way)!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was this really worth it?
Before you come back with "You were warned", I would just like to say that every shitpost on Thursday has the prefix "SPT" so you are also warned before you click on them.
Other than that, I think I am going to go and throw up now...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As I've said countless times: Modern Art!
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaah but if you DON"T put SPT on something on thursday, people will auto -2 you for not having SPT on it...can't win, can you??
PS nice pics
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is kinda interesting in that darker side of humans way
its the same reason you watch those torture shows on the history channel or always go the torture chamber in old castles, i guess its mostly a thank god its not me feeling.
thank god its not me
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The problem isn't just SPT (which I hate). It's getting so that everyday is turning into a SP day.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.
I shoulda said, but I was repressing all memory of you after you told me that the whale mites pic I showed you looked, and I quote, "Like the seafood paella I had the other night."
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and not even a mention for me in here. we were discussing what exactly the person who originated SPT deserves, in fact i think *i* started the conversation, and not even one little nod for poor old me.
as i said to lynn, ive been wanting to do this for ages, but if idve done it, you all would have just gotten pissed off and posted more crap, probably added another day of shit posts, just to spite me.
she reckoned this post would bring her rating down. i guaranteed that this post wouldnt drop below 1.8 overall. i dont see myself being wrong here. youll all agree and say how right she is then go and do your usual electronic defecation on the front page, under the delusion that you are being funny and/or creative.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even your mock SPT posts are better than mine
*sulks in corner*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just puked a little.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god lyn.
I know I was warned but jesus christ.
Did you have to get your family album out?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it's almost lunchtime!
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
who ordered the steak medium rare.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:49:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot SPT in the title...
lame joke, but who can help it??? IT'S SHIT POST THURSDAY!!!
Only joking again. Sort of agree. It is a good excuse for n00bs to break in slightly painlessly. Doesn't bother me too much though. Guess it's a good excuse to do something mindless.
I'm kind of 50/50.
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I called for it's return http://www.ubersite.com/m/57259 and I have thrown out a few in my time, but I kind of agree it is getting a little out of hand.
On the opposite side of the coin, I like being able to post something pointless without being flamed.
I would love to be decicive but I just can't figure out how. Equally I would love to stop being so apathetic, but I can't be bothered.
-Dave
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<hugs circe>
a fucking men. join my crusade to -2 everything with SPT in the title that sucks.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is one helluva case of Athletes' Foot.
Boom, tough acting Tinactin?
And if you are beginning a petition, please email it to me and I will John Hancock the fuck out of it for you........
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPT is not just about shit posts. It's about Rad, having a place to talk to all Rad's freinds and also for people to make cheap jokes at no-one's expense. I think it's a quality institution that should be preserved.
These images do nothing to me, today I wathced a real-live cute and furry animal get smooshed under a car before breakfast so I'm unstoppable today.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to be a fan of SPT, and I did a few but I always made an effort. That's why I'm off the wagon because too many of them now have nothing . Want to know how to do a good SPT, look at Adam's.
It's tough to post anything of quality on thursday too because it will surely get bounced of the front page.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A hug?? They need a collective experience with a flamethrower. Really, look at them. They make me cringe.
And the barnacles a repulsive, too.
All... clustered and broken and crawling with bugs...
Ohhh I need to go get a drink.
And I agree about the acronym. Someone will come up with something snazzy.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree there is too much SPT...
but when else is it safe to post my shit?
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if SPSQOEMUCIFPP-ATDIWCWPIOUNW has the same ring/convenience as SPT. I'll marry you and the mites. They looked like they just needed a collective mite hug!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
le yuck.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fudge - can I bring the whale lice?
Fabit - I know, dude.. I know. But there's so MUCH of it... it's like wading through entrails to get to the sweet, sweet hidden radio device inside.
Maybe we could have a "Shit post second Wednesday of every month unless Circe is feeling particularly passive-aggressive that day in which case we'll put it off until next week" Day?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72461
Posted today and not a SPT.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot SPT in the title...
lame joke, but who can help it??? IT'S SHIT POST THURSDAY!!!
Only joking again. Sort of agree. It is a good excuse for n00bs to break in slightly painlessly. Doesn't bother me too much though. Guess it's a good excuse to do something mindless.
I'm kind of 50/50.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe your ace and i love your posts. But if you don't want to read them don't click on the link. Other stuff goes on as well as SPT. some of us still enjoy it and its a chance for us to post the silly things and get them out of our systems when they would normally be slated.
Be kind.
Its our only release.
*Quivering Lip - tigger style*
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was warned, but i was not prepared.
that was horrible.
will you marry me?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-04 11:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna guess that Circe doesn't like SPT. ....you know just a thought here.