Premier Nudist Club of the Pacific Northwest (link NSFW) (1524 hits)
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Submitted by Certain Hue of Blue (View user info) at 2005-08-04 13:20:28 EDT
NSFW link: http://www.efn.org/~willies/
A friend of mine referred me to this website. I'm not sure why. It's funny that the link above is "willies" because that's exactly what I got when I read about it.
It's a nudist resort in Oregon. Not in Florida, or even California. Oregon, the Beaver State. Ironic, no?
They sure are proud: "Established in 1953, today The Willamettans is the largest nudist club in the Pacific Northwest with more than 400 members. We are a member-owned family club located on 40 acres in Oregon's Douglas Fir forest. Here you can relax in a clothing-free environment away from the stress of daily life. Nudists come in all sizes, shapes, professions and ages. We are no different from other people, just more comfortable."
One thought screamed through my head: LIBERALS!!!!
But political/ideological thoughts aside, have you ever considered a nudist colony? Read on.
Major events:
February 19th - Mardi Gras Pool Party. [How are these supposed to know if they are being flashed or not? No beads!]
May 27-30 - Spring Fling. [Fling what? Their clothes off?]
September 3-5 - Sunshine Festival. [I think they should rename this Moonshine Festival.]
October 15th - Halloween Party. [I thought you were supposed to dress up for Halloween, not dress down.]
Rest assured, wheelchair-bound people. All facilities are ADA accessible. Just because your legs don't work doesn't mean you can't be naked with the rest of them!
The site boasts tent and RV hook-ups available (some with sewage hook-up) and an RV dump station. Why go through the trouble? All you need to do is squat and release. The way it was meant to be done!!
Rents for the places range from $30-$50 per night. Not bad! But don't take my word for it. Go to the site and click on "To Visit." There it says: "We extend an invitation to members of all recognized nudist groups to join us for a day, a weekend or a vacation. To those not affiliated but who are interested in social nude recreation, we are here to answer your questions. Please call or write for information about an orientation and tour."
Do I smell an UberCon Oregon coming soon?
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-08-05 01:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
see, what i wonder is why they really need a laundromat?
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How about like, bed sheets and towels and stuff?
Hey, Dr. J (which, incidentally, is what I plan on my title being as soon as I get my doctorate), how do you expect me to e-mail you when I don't know your e-mail address? Riddle me that.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes!
Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 courtesy of Superman.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-08-05 01:33:22 (#)
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see, what i wonder is why they really need a laundromat?
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Deep questions in life.
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-08-05 01:33:22 EDT (#)
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see, what i wonder is why they really need a laundromat?
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you want the chick on the right. Ok...maybe chick is the wrong word. Fat ass ugly old bitch.
In any case, I'd do her.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go if I can bring these with me! -----------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/72445
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:55:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:32:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Kai clearly is going through menopause.
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This was funny. Kai should lead the UberCon.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kai clearly is going through menopause.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You people are fucked, still getting yout tits in a knot when someone with higher self esteem comes along. Not everyone is ashamed of their bodies, nor do they have perverted pedo thoughts like you.
Get a life.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:27:29 EDT (#)
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i'll only go if nicole is going.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:45:54 EDT (#)
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I know, I didn't even hit on that:
"We are a member-owned family club..."
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's fucked up--family nudists?
Can you spell 'incest'?