The Neverending Story Part V (538 hits)
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Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-08-04 16:00:34 EDT
A suicide bomber sneaks onto the boat and kills everyone.
Bubba: "WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?"
Bernice: "Where are we?"
They all looked around their new enviorment. It was red and fiery and all that good stuff, and yet they just couldn't seemed to find out where they were.
Bubba: "Is this Hell???"
Before anyone could explore the area more, a voice spoke from above.
Voice: "No, this is my anus."
Hans: "...Who's anus?"
Voice: "Mine. Satan."
They were in Satan's anus! My was it hot and stinky!
Bernice: "Ohhh, I think I am going to faint. Let me get some more of your feces Bubba."
Bubba: "Sure thing."
But this time instead of picking out the feces by hand, Bubba just shoved Bernices head up his ass.
Bernice: "Ahhh. Such a fresh smell of poop."
Satan: "What the hell are you two doing down there? You're only supposed to be in one ass, mine."
Hans: "Is there anyway we can get out of here???"
Satan: "Hmmmm. There is ONE way. If you do a little favor for me, I might let you out."
Shane: "What favor would that be?"
Satan: "Well....this is kind of embarassing...you know with my long sharp fingers and all, it kind of hurts when I wipe. I always end up leaving pieces of poop in my anus, and right now it's rather uncomfortable. You think you could get it out?"
Bernice: "SURE THING! I LOVE SHIT!"
Bernice pulled her head out, which was now a giant ball of poop. At the sight of her, the crazy monkey shat on it's hand and flung it's feces at her.
Bernice: "YES! OH GOD YES! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!"
She inserted the feces in every opening of her body, orgasming every second.
Hans: "...What the fuck?"
Before anyone could do anything else, a flash blinded everyone. When they opened their eyes, they saw Bernice lying on the ground with her head cut off. Slowly, everyone turned their heads towards the top of Satan's rectum. Standing there was a large piece of poop, shaped as a Platypus.
Satan: "THAT'S IT! THATS THE PIECE OF SHIT! GET IT THE HELL OUT OF THERE!"
Hans: "My God...."
Susan: "IT'S GOING TO KILL US! IT'S GOING TO KILLS US!"
Rodrigo: "Oh no it's not. I will kill it. WITH MY PENIS!"
Rodrigo dropped his pants and pulled out his penis.
Bubba: "What the hell are you doing man???"
Rodrigo: "I DON'T KNOW! I'M DRUNK!"
Before Rodrigo's very eyes, his penis turned into a machine gun.
Rodrigo: "....What?"
TO BE CONTINUED BY WHOEVER THE HELL WANTS TO CONTINUE IT...
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Submitted by queen_of_the_djel (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, cheers for the idea ETS, here's the latest installment of the neverending story
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72569
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooo
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:55:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Correction: you could use what you had written as part five for part six.
Just make sure you link to all the previous ones in the post, otherwise people will be completely lost.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Queen, it's never too late!
You could use what you had for part five!
Maybe all this was just someone's daydream???
Submitted by queen_of_the_djel (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefered my version of part 5 but I got in there too late
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hans: "...What the fuck?"
Yep, I think Hans about covered it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What'n the hell?
Damnit, that boy aint right.