Is it still SPT? (597 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1.75 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2005-08-04 19:32:09 EDT
Two Iraqi mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr, also" says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:19:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:43:26 (#)
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Care to be my sugar daddy?
Sure.
Lube up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:43:26 EDT (#)
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I just resigned on Monday, 22nd August."""
I did too! But I'm not even upper middle class :-(
Care to be my sugar daddy?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-08 00:18:47 EDT (#)
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heh
in other news: josh looks at mirror, finds ass
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:47:18 EDT (#)
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That's just not right ...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:25:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:28:45 (#)
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Hair's back, woo!
Gee, thanks!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:25:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:28:45 EDT (#)
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Hair's back, woo!
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-05 05:15:29 EDT (#)
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That was frickin awesome
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:24:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-08-05 00:26:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:14:53 (#)
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Shweeet.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 00:18:38 EDT (#)
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"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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cute
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-04 21:48:25 EDT (#)
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fucking ay-rabs.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:17:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:14:53 EDT (#)
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Shweeet.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:12:15 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are soooooo goin' to Hell!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:57:42 EDT (#)
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Funniest in a looooong time
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:50:11 EDT (#)
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Decent detonators'll do that.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:49:03 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:47:14 EDT (#)
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Pretty decent SP.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:38:34 EDT (#)
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Ohhh, that's rich...