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Childhood Memories (3337 hits)

Category: Sports
Labels: uberbook

Rating: 1.9 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2005-08-05 08:20:04 EDT


I could hear it again.

'Fuck you, fucking bastard!'

'God damn you, you fucking bitch *THWACK* I fucking told you to shut up.'

I'm in my usual spot, in my room under the covers. I've got a flashlight and my notepad. I always seem to be scribbling something.

My rooms not really a room, it's a small house and this is really a closet. I've got louvered doors with random missing slats. Sometimes I can see it happen, but mostly I just hear it.

'Stop...grl...gru...*in strained voice* stop...please...can't...breathe...'

He never takes it all the way, never chokes the life out of her. It's just a game for him; he likes the look in her eyes, helpless and frightened.

That's the only time she gives it to him, the fear, because fuck him. She's a scrapper and half the time she starts it, knowing the events that will follow. She longs for part of it, at least there's passion.

*Silence*

When the silence comes I sometimes slip down there, I have to know. I expect to find death, finality. I'm small and as long as I am silent I can go unscathed, but I'm terrified.

Once I went down, because the silence frightened me so much I couldn't take it anymore. I saw her eyes bulging as she lay, red faced and tearing; I could see the fear myself. He smelled me, fear escaping my body, each step I took coming down the stairs I got smaller. By the time I reached the bottom I was 12 inches tall and my voice sounded cartoonish.

'Leave my mommy alone!' I squeaked with instant regret.

He didn't even speak to me, he looked and I pissed my pants. As I tried to run I fell, hitting my head on the hearth of the fireplace. I slipped into the dark and awoke to 12 stitches, technically he didn't touch me.

I'm laying there this time listening, it's been months since I heard it this bad. I'm crying uncontrollably; at points the argument is barely heard over my own anguish. I'm eight years old now and something has to be done.

I'm slipping down the stairs again, quiet and armed. My nerves are practically rattling the teeth out of my head. I've come to make a change this time. There is silence this time but it's different.

I turn the corner she's on the couch, legs splayed open as he crouches between them. In the background I can hear Bob Seger in the back ground wailing out his Night Moves.

'And oh the wonder
We felt the lightning
And we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder'

He's got his hand on her throat and a kitchen knife under her chin. I don't think he'll kill her but I haven't got time to rationalize.

I can feel the sweat between my hand and the rubber grip. I've been playing baseball for a few years now and I've often been complimented on my swing.

I'm sneaking, hoping she doesn't look at me, surely he'll see the expression in her eyes and I'll be through.

She sees me and credit to her because she looks at me and closes her eyes rather than looking back at him that would be a dead give away.

I can't get too close...I know he'll smell me.

I bring my arms back remembering my instructions; swing level and swing thru. I'm three paces away in a trot, loaded and cocked. With tears running down my face and fear burning in my stomach I lean into it...

!THUNCK!

Her eyes dart open as tiny droplets of blood explode across her face.

This one looks to be out of the park.

She cries out and pushes his body off of her. She's frantic in light of the blood and his limp body. She's screaming at me...me!

She's asking me what I've done. She's down there on the god damned ground comforting HIM! She's trying to wake him, and I'm thinking of the repercussions of her being successful. I don't understand this line of thinking, I'm 8 years old...confusion is my ally.

Now she's slapping me...me! He's not coming around but appears to still have life, tomorrow is going to be bad for me.

She tells me to go to my room, I'm hurt, confused...I...I helped...didn't I?

I'm looking at her...

I'm looking at my bat...

I'm looking at her...

I'm wondering if an eight year old baseball player can make it alone.


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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 13:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How does this shit work again?

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Childhood Memories (2661 hits)
Category: Sports
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Heh.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-27 07:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Classic uber ! Always ok for replay..


Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-03-27 06:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kicker of all ass

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-21 19:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.


Ok, I'm done for the day.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:17:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:04:32 (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:38:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet I could spank you at NCAA Football '06
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He just wants to spank you
_________________________________________________________________

Why wouldnt I?? EA SPORTS, Its in the game.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You really are a Badass.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.



Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ah! related linkwhore indeed.

+2 for you

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-09 00:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to the hit parade.

Submitted by silent1 (user info) at 2005-08-05 21:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my.

Submitted by Captain_Lurk (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent writing

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Good one.

When he left I hope you said, "Gooooood-bye Mr Spalding!"


Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Fuck!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72533

read this shit

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jebus

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shoulda had him whack her one too.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more Tommy Cooper

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gurgle.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:38:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet I could spank you at NCAA Football '06
----------------

He just wants to spank you
_________________________________________________________________

Why wouldnt I?? EA SPORTS, Its in the game.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 10:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:38:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet I could spank you at NCAA Football '06
----------------

He just wants to spank you

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:38:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet I could spank you at NCAA Football '06
-- -- --

Either that is very random or I don't get it.

I have never played that game in my life, so yes you probably could.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet I could spank you at NCAA Football '06

Submitted by THX1138 (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus fuckin 2. Well written.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shit I just saw this 'in the background...in the background'

Redundacies occur when you write at 4:30 in the morning when you first get to work.

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never seen it DeathJester, but now I'm interested.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You watched the "Changes" video from BrainWash Studios, didn't you? I know it ends differently, but it's very similar.

Awesome read.


Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:14:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

what a cheery post, way to ruin my friday morning, dickbag.


-- -- --

Now I'm laughing out loud at your comment. ITS JUST A STORY.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what a cheery post, way to ruin my friday morning, dickbag.



Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Vulva - I've always liked 'rumblin...bumlin..stumblin'

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Deep. way deep.
+2
























OK, I can't help it.

(cue Chris Berman> Back, back, back, back, back - Gone

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW. Just..wow!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fiction folks...fiction

But this is tame in comparison to real life.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm feeling a bit drained today. Dunno how to process this.

Good though. Interesting.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, if we meet up in the finals, don't go posting some masterpiece just to make me look bad

I don't need any help

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's one weird fucker of a picture.

Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

appreciated the story but not the picture. too wierd for me. +2 anyway.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus kid . . .

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:22:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

those are the fucking worst.

co-dependency is a bigger monkey on a back than any drug is.

Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did you live my life....+2 for bringing back memories..bad ones but memories nonetheless

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rad - you are correct sir.

badlands - I've read your stuff thanks to TigerLilly's post, I'm honored.

X - shut it pedo!

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The post was +2worthy alone


the picture is creeping me out, but in a good way

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

those are the fucking worst.

co-dependency is a bigger monkey on a back than any drug is.


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