Maude & Mable (571 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.5 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DamianD<damiand.at.fsmail.net> (View user info) at 2005-08-05 09:21:30 EDT
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
User Reviews
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-08-05 19:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stolen from FHM (UK) Issue September 2005: Bar Room Jokes. but names have been changed. try harder.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old.
Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not bad, but you really don't need "the pharmacist fainted." it would've been better without it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile. Yes.