Turning your back on the one you love. (941 hits)
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-08-05 11:32:22 EDT
"Let's go in here Rick."
"Fuck that, I'm heading to Duke's for some college ass."
"Good luck."
I went in knowing that Rick would follow. He was my roommate and primary drinking partner. It was Jan. 2004 and we were making our usual Saturday night rounds. We wandered in, went to the bar and ordered several shots. I started getting a feeling like we didn't belong, when I took a look around I realized why. We were the only two white guys in the place. There were a couple fat white chicks but they looked like they only took dark meat, so they didn't count.
The place we had stumbled into was a latino club and by the looks of things they wanted to keep it that way. We decided we'd finish our beers and head to more familiar ground. Then Rick got an evil look on his face.
"If you get up there and dance for five minutes I'll pay for the drinks here and wherever else we go tonight."
You ever seen a white guy, who's really drunk and uncoordinated try to dance? It was probably me. Rick just wanted some amusement and I wanted some free booze, so I agreed.
The looks on everyone's faces as I tried to dance to whatever was playing were absolutely priceless. Rick was on the ground laughing and I was having a good time with it. As I looked up I saw a girl walking out of the back room, she looked like an angel. Dark skin, 5'2" and a body like a goddess. I was awe struck and in love all at once, then she grabbed me and we began dancing together.
Rick stopped laughing.
The black guys stopped laughing.
I got a boner.
I thought that someone had put her up to this, but it wasn't everyday that I got to rub my crotch against some hot ass puerto rican chick so I was enjoying it while it lasted. After about half an hour she said she needed a drink and asked what I wanted.
I was in love.
We started talking and much to Rick's chagrin we were hitting it off. I knew I had to get the fuck out of there before I pulled a "Brendan" and ruined any chances of bedding her.
Rick refused to believe what had just happened; he blamed it on the booze fairy. He also claimed she was a high-class hooker that I paid off. Then he puked all over the cab, Rick is my hero.
We began hanging out all the time; I was still in shock that I had managed to fool her into dating me. I met her daughter and convinced Trina that her having a child didn't change how I felt about her.
After about a month we fucked for the first time, it was the best I ever had and she seemed to enjoy herself as well. We fucked like rabbits for the next month. In the bathroom of the club I worked at, on the pool table, behind the bar, on the bar. This was something that I hadn't been looking for but was glad I found it.
With anything good in my life, there is always a downside. Her baby father's was some big time Puerto Rican drug dealer. He had taken off about 6 months before to head back to the island. From what I could piece together he would flip if he knew some guy was banging her, he would kill them if they were white. When we were out I could tell I was getting stared down but I just shrugged it off.
When she told me he was coming back I knew what my move was. She cried and asked me to stay but I knew deep down that it would never work. He was on his home turf and I was 6 hours from 99% of my friends. I knew that she would be the first order of business upon his arrival and beating the kracka that was banging her was a close second.
I turned my back and walked away.
I still think of her sometimes but then I remind myself that there are other girls out there. Most of them without giant, drug dealing boyfriends.
I still think of that ass bouncing up and down.
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nicely ventilated shorts in that pic
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:46:14 EDT (#)
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That sucks.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:13:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:58:39 EDT (#)
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Smart move.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I always listen to my pole...
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:54:34 EDT (#)
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Seriously dude we need to grab a beer!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:52:29 EDT (#)
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I still love that ass
It would have my hand prints on it for sure
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:45:07 EDT (#)
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Romance. Fuck it.
If the grass is nice and sticky--
Then it's time for dunking dinky.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:33:14 EDT (#)
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It was the smart move, otherwise you could have become a grease spot on the pavement.
Good luck on the date tonight.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:18:40 EDT (#)
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Shoulda killed him.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:08:24 EDT (#)
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I knew it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:55:19 EDT (#)
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Tiger, if that is your ass...
I'm sending out wedding invitations
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aha!
I always knew there was a reason why God hadn't dropped any gorgeous 5'2" Puerto Rican chicks into my lap. It's because I don't think I could ever have done what you did and would probably be dead my know.
See Jesus does love me after all.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:42:43 EDT (#)
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Awesome story. I'm dying to go drinking with you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:37:52 (#)
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That ass looks delicious
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Thanks! You're awful sweet to me.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 11:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That ass looks delicious