1980s Movies Vol. 4: The COMEDIES (1770 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-08-05 12:25:37 EDT
Volume 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72018
Volume 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72194
Volume 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72374
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Sadly, I could never do the following films justice in a post of this size. I'd need hours, and perhaps days.
I was forced to omit MANY stellar quotes due to space constraints. Feel free to add your own at the bottom. There are more than enough to go around.
My goal for the weekend is to watch each of these. I think I can accomplish it. Wish me luck.
-nitty
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Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:20:37 EDT (#)
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Good choices, but I have to ask why not
"Animal House"?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:37:15 EDT (#)
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I missed this?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-09 06:20:50 EDT (#)
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Chevy Chase is one of my all-time favourite Americans. He is American, isn't he? Sometimes I say things like that and they turn out to be Canadian. Which to me, is the same thing...just colder. He's one of my favourite all-time North Americans.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-09 05:56:30 EDT (#)
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And whoever mentioned the quote about 'is that a good sign?' I've never caught that. Airplane will be in the DVD player tonight to find that scene.
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well - did you watch it?
I've spoken to SOO many people about that joke and not one noticed it, Its so fucking subtle it's brilliant (I only twigged it because somebody pointed it out to me).
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2005-08-06 04:10:44 EDT (#)
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I hate the 80's, but these movies are pretty awesome.
Airplane! is probably my 3rd favorite movie of all time. I've never seen Caddyshack...for some reason.
YOU MISSED THE CHEECH & CHONG MOVIES.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-05 22:36:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:52:13 EDT (#)
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Airplane is one of the best comedies of all time.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:25:54 EDT (#)
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chevy chase is a badass.
He makes fletch. None of those lines would be funny with someone else delivering them
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:50:44 EDT (#)
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Chevy Chase is my hero
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:23:41 EDT (#)
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A few of my faves.. especially airplane.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:11:05 EDT (#)
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goonies, ghostbusters, Strange Brew
What's your name?
BENDOVER
nice to meet you ben.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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Call me. I'm leaving from work now.
Great post Nitts my boy! ;)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:46:37 EDT (#)
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Airplane is a labyrinth of kickass quotes:
Ted Striker: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
And whoever mentioned the quote about 'is that a good sign?' I've never caught that. Airplane will be in the DVD player tonight to find that scene.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:42:47 EDT (#)
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plus...........fucking........................2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:34:45 EDT (#)
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Fletch is suck a kicker of all ass.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:14:56 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:54 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:37:21 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:11 (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:53 (#)
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Somebody wants to suck off Chevy Chase as much as I do.
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Dude, you are such a fucking homo.
call me.
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Can I get in on that???
Or at least let me watch??
<drools>
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<ejaculates>
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It's not gay if a chick is watching, naked.
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You guys like men. You like to be manhandled. You like Chief Karlan...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:14:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:54 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:37:21 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:11 (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:53 (#)
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Somebody wants to suck off Chevy Chase as much as I do.
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Dude, you are such a fucking homo.
call me.
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Can I get in on that???
Or at least let me watch??
<drools>
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<ejaculates>
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It's not gay if a chick is watching, naked.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:58:48 EDT (#)
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My apologies for omitting Stripes. It is marvel of comedic genius.
You don't know nothin about soldierin!
Oh it's real tough stuff sarge, especially that walking in a straight line stuff.
I figured, join the Army! It's free! And you've got what, a 6-8 week program, a real tough one? That's perfect for me!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:54:30 EDT (#)
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WHERE TEH FUCK IS STRIPES??
C'mon, dude, that is the most quotable movie of the 80s!
"Any of you homos, touch my stuff? I kill ya.
Any of you homos...touch me? I kill ya."
I could go on for hours...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:53:37 EDT (#)
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What, no Dangerfeild?
Man, he gets no respect...
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:53:12 EDT (#)
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A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me. Which is nice.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:40:20 EDT (#)
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Caddyshack is one of the funniest movies ever made. Chevy Chase and Bill Murray are gods among men.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:36:48 EDT (#)
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Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
I don't know, I don't have any.
No children?
No elephant books.
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What's your name?
Fletch.
Full name.
Fletch F. Fletch.
What do you do Mr. Fletch?
I'm a shephard.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:33:55 EDT (#)
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Fuck that TIm,
Europe ruled over all
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:29:57 EDT (#)
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shoudla had christmas vaca.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:23:36 EDT (#)
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"I'll have a steak sandwich, a Bloody Mary, and a... steak sandwich"
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:22:12 EDT (#)
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He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron.
This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a
former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a
mirac - It's in the Hole"
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:22:06 EDT (#)
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Chevy Chase = 4 of 6 movies. Nice.
Re: Airplane - http://www.ubersite.com/m/68666
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:16:21 EDT (#)
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apart from maybe this scene:
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice : Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AIRPLANE!!
Doc: He seems to be responding to th treatment
Patients friend: Is that a good sign?
Doc: [patting the no smoking sign fondly] It does the job.
Funniest line in any movie ever
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:12:26 EDT (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:10:08 EDT (#)
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Another awesome installment.
"No dough....No show!" - Lucky Day
And Rodney Dangerfield is the absolute BEST in Caddyshack. Good shit, nitty ol' chap.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:05:16 EDT (#)
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Smoking pot in Caddyshack:
This stuff is terrible!
Are you kidding? This shit is the BEST, man. I got it from a Negro.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:30:00 (#)
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We have a plethora of Pinatas.
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A PLETHERA IS!?!?!?
These are all good movies.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:59:28 EDT (#)
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Excuse me, Stewardess.. I speak jive.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:37:21 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:11 (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:53 (#)
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Somebody wants to suck off Chevy Chase as much as I do.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Dude, you are such a fucking homo.
call me.
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Can I get in on that???
Or at least let me watch??
<drools>
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:40:53 EDT (#)
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I think Chevy Chase's eulogy for Aunt Edna = hilarity
Clark: O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
Ellen: Clark...
Clark: Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:40:36 EDT (#)
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Muppets Take Manhattan? My Science Project (containing some of the greatest movie quotes ever)? Weird Science? The Black Cauldron? Batman?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:37:51 EDT (#)
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Much like George to Jerry, I apparently have a nonsexual crush on Chevy Chase.
I'm NOT ashamed.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:11 (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:53 (#)
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Somebody wants to suck off Chevy Chase as much as I do.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Dude, you are such a fucking homo.
call me.
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Can I get in on that???
Or at least let me watch??
<drools>
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:53 EDT (#)
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Gotta disagree Labes, Three Amigos is a funny fucking movie.
The bar scene - singing My Little Buttercup - when the fat bartender chimes in...classic
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:48 EDT (#)
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AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT PLETHORA MEANS?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:53 (#)
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Somebody wants to suck off Chevy Chase as much as I do.
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Dude, you are such a fucking homo.
call me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:35:28 EDT (#)
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YOU NOTICE WHO IS IN MOST OF THOSE.
<notaquestion>
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On a side note, Joedaddy is a pimp.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:34:37 EDT (#)
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HA!
Didn't even notice Chevy won, placed, and showed in this collection. 2/3 include him. Awesomeness.
"What'd you shoot today Ty?"
"I don't keep score Judge."
"Well how do you measure yourself with other golfers?"
"By height."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:33:55 EDT (#)
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Every movie except Three Amigos is fucking hilarious. In fact, two of these make it into the Shlongy Top 20 of all time list.
Nicely done.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:53 EDT (#)
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Somebody wants to suck off Chevy Chase as much as I do.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:32:51 EDT (#)
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It's like a Chevy Chase film festival
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:31:51 EDT (#)
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Got a hardon for Chevy Chase I see.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:30:52 EDT (#)
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Clearly the best installment so far.
Caddy Shack Rulez. "You buy that hat, you get a free bowl of soup....Oh, it looks good on you though!"
Fletch, he was 6'0 tall, but with the afro he was 6'9........
Vacation: Jeez, I only have a few hours. Not enough time to recite the great lines in that one.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:30:32 EDT (#)
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a collection of some classics.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:30:29 EDT (#)
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Big time +2 for Caddyshack. My favorite movie of all time. Ever.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:30:25 EDT (#)
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Super
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:30:00 EDT (#)
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We have a plethora of Pinatas.