All-MLB Team under 25 Years Old (598 hits)
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Submitted by alragusa (View user info) at 2005-08-05 12:38:29 EDT
Starting Line-Up:
Jose Reyes (SS)
Carl Crawford (CF)
Miguel Cabrera (RF)
Albert Pujols (1B)
Adam Dunn (LF)
David Wright (3B)
Bill Hall (2B)
Joe Mauer (C)
Mark Teixeira (DH)
Pitching Staff:
Jake Peavy
Carlos Zambrano
Dantrelle Willis
Jon Garland
Jeremy Bonderman
Setup & Closer:
Chad Cordero & Francisco Rodriguez
User Reviews
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know people in the office look at me like I am insane when I say I wish people followed politics like baseball. Does this baseball shit make our lives any different at all? It makes me sick that my fellow countrymen know more about some jackass swinging a piece of wood than they do about the politicians running this country.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chad Cordero eh?
You got some great baseball knowledge.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:57:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:36:17 (#)
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Look at Blalock's stats last 3 years.
no way wright is going to hit at that level. (30hr, 100rbi)
and blalock is a better fielder ( 5 errors to 18 errors)
WAY better fielder.
also, i dont care what fucking city Wright plays in.
it doesnt matter.
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Hey look at this you dumb hick!
David Wright, NYM .306/ 27hr/ 102rbi/ 17sb
Hank Blalock, TEX .263/ 25hr/ 92rbi/ 1sb
And Wright had the ESPN Web Gem of the year.
Who's better? WHO? WHO?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-11 10:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and why is crawford batting 2nd?
hes faster, has a higher average and is a better baserunner than reyes
Carl Crawford (CF)
Felipe Lopez (2B)
Miguel Cabrera (RF)
Albert Pujols (1B)
Mark Teixeira (DH)
Adam Dunn (LF)
Hank Blalock (3B)
Joe Mauer (C)
Jose Reyes (SS)
Thats better.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yea.
felipe lopez over bill hall.
look at the stats.
lopez:
63-16-55 10 .290
hall:
46-14-46 13 .274
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:38:35 EDT (#)
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prior career:
era whip ba
3.19 1.17 .230
bonderman career:
era whip ba
4.85 1.37 .262
hmmm...who looks better?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:36:17 EDT (#)
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HANK BLALOCK -I think youre retarded if you think Wright is equal to Blalock. Blalock is one of the top 3 3rd basemen in the league.
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Again, look at the stats. They are very similar this year. Not to mention that Wright plays in NEW YORK, a big media city and the Rangers do not.
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Look at Blalock's stats last 3 years.
no way wright is going to hit at that level. (30hr, 100rbi)
and blalock is a better fielder ( 5 errors to 18 errors)
WAY better fielder.
also, i dont care what fucking city Wright plays in.
it doesnt matter.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How so dummy? His stats over the last couple years are good, not top 5. None of my pitchers had over a 3.99 ERA last year either.
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Know your fucking stats.
bonderman's era last year was 4.89
and his era is 4.03 this year
that is not a top 5 starter.
wins dont matter, wins talk of an offense, not a pitcher.
look at era and whip
and prior blows bonderman away in both.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:25:56 EDT (#)
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are you kidding?
Prior has the ability to become a top 5 starter in MLB
Look at his stuff.
Its unbelieveable.
93-95 moving fastball with a low 80s curve.
i mean, its amazing.
Its not his fault that he got his in the elbow with a combacker.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
MARK PRIOR
Stats over the last two years suck. ERAs of 4.02 and 3.64. Only has 6 and 7 wins respectively. Also has given up 17 HRs in 106.1 innings. Not good.
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If you take bonderman over prior, you are fucking retarded and know nothing about baseball.
I'd take Bonderman over Prior in a heartbeat. Bonderman has played 3 1/2 full seasons without injury. Mark Prior is good for 120IP a year tops. Not his fault, though. His dickhead manager pitched him to death when he first came up.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's really easy to insult people over the Internet without backup. Typical of brainless teenagers who need a moral boost. Why don't you guys do us a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow.
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Regarding Dunn - I said in a response that I originally meant 25 and under. Also, I don't like just picking 3 outfielders and you would be hard pressed to find a great LF who is 25 or younger.
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If you take bonderman over prior, you are fucking retarded and know nothing about baseball.
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This is an asinine statement. While Prior is great (when healthy), this year belongs to Bonderman - he has 13 wins for DETROIT.
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HOUSTON STREET - He's Oakland's closer and one of the best closers in NCAA history.
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12 saves out of 16 chances. That's 75%. Not good. F-Rod is 25 for 29 and Cordero is 36 for 40. Do the math. Your chances are best with my two.
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BOBBY COSBY - Of course he was hurt.
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Being hurt is not a good quality. If I was building a team I would pick players who can play 150 games. Hence, Cosby is out.
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HANK BLALOCK -I think youre retarded if you think Wright is equal to Blalock. Blalock is one of the top 3 3rd basemen in the league.
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Again, look at the stats. They are very similar this year. Not to mention that Wright plays in NEW YORK, a big media city and the Rangers do not.
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Shlongy...
His name's CROSBY, you fucking moron, and the reigning rookie of the year should be on your list somewhere, dipshit.
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He was hurt so how do you know he won't have a sophomore slump? Asshole.
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And Harden is better than any pitcher you've listed.
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How so dummy? His stats over the last couple years are good, not top 5. None of my pitchers had over a 3.99 ERA last year either.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-05 22:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything I dislike about this list was pretty much summed up in the comments below.
CRAP!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all mlb team?
ill take duke over one of those sp because he wont demand an $8million salary
"DUNN IS 26."
Proper Name: Adam Troy Dunn Born: November 9, 1979
Won't be 26 until November. It's still August Copernicus.
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IT SAYS UNDER 25 retard.
MARK PRIOR
Stats over the last two years suck. ERAs of 4.02 and 3.64. Only has 6 and 7 wins respectively. Also has given up 17 HRs in 106.1 innings. Not good.
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If you take bonderman over prior, you are fucking retarded and know nothing about baseball.
HOUSTON STREET
He is a middle reliever. I didn't feel like going through 30 teams worth of middle relievers' stats. Sorry. He does kick ass, tho.
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He's Oakland's closer and one of the best closers in NCAA history.
BOBBY COSBY
57 games played this year. Was he hurt? Also, 0 steals and only 5 HRs. Gotta do one or the other.
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Reigning AL Rookie of the Year.
Of course he was hurt.
HANK BLALOCK
This was a tough one. They actually have similar stats, but Wright has more steals and a terrible glove. I think it's a toss up.
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I think youre retarded if you think Wright is equal to Blalock.
Blalock is one of the top 3 3rd basemen in the league.
RICH HARDEN
Looks like a nice pitcher. Who would you take out? AHH!
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MLB roster allows for around 11 pitchers dumbass.
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"DUNN IS 26."
Proper Name: Adam Troy Dunn Born: November 9, 1979
Won't be 26 until November. It's still August Copernicus.
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Your title says under 25, so if he's 26 in november, he's 25 now. Which is not under 25. Idiot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS.His name's CROSBY, you fucking moron, and the reigning rookie of the year should be on your list somewhere, dipshit.
And Harden is better than any pitcher you've listed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, retardo.
Huston Street is the closer for the hottest team in baseball, you dimwitted fucktard.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:06:09 EDT (#)
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SCOTT KAZMIR He is not better then anyone of my five.
JEFF FRANCOEUR 64 ABs - Not enough.
FELIPE LOPEZ Meh. Reyes is better.
JOSH BECKETT Close. But no cigar.
JJ HARDY His stats suck. .213 Avg? You shitting me?
BRETT MYERS He is my 6.
ZACH DUKE 39.1 IP - Not enough.
"DUNN IS 26."
Proper Name: Adam Troy Dunn Born: November 9, 1979
Won't be 26 until November. It's still August Copernicus.
MARK PRIOR
Stats over the last two years suck. ERAs of 4.02 and 3.64. Only has 6 and 7 wins respectively. Also has given up 17 HRs in 106.1 innings. Not good.
HOUSTON STREET
He is a middle reliever. I didn't feel like going through 30 teams worth of middle relievers' stats. Sorry. He does kick ass, tho.
BOBBY COSBY
57 games played this year. Was he hurt? Also, 0 steals and only 5 HRs. Gotta do one or the other.
HANK BLALOCK
This was a tough one. They actually have similar stats, but Wright has more steals and a terrible glove. I think it's a toss up.
RICH HARDEN
Looks like a nice pitcher. Who would you take out? AHH!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
scott kazmir????
jeff francoeur???
felipe lopez???
josh beckett???
jj hardy???
brett myers???
zach duke???
oh yea, Dunn is 26.
AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT MARK PRIOR ON THIS?????????
MARK PRIOR ISNT ON THIS.
HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT MARK PRIOR????????
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
houston street?
bobby cosby?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:19:14 EDT (#)
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AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT BLALOCK AT 3RD?????????????
youre retarded.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY THE FUCKING ISNT RICH HARDEN ON THIS???????????
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's Rich Harden and Huston Street, goddammit?
This list is shit.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:59:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:24:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bill Hall and Joe Maurer eh?
you're a fucking retard
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Again, name a 2ed baseman and Catcher, 25 years old or younger, who are better then these two. Personally, I think your mom should have had an abortion.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bill Hall and Joe Maurer eh?
you're a fucking retard
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:44:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
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1) Donkey has a point; It's really hard to rate a list without any info in the post. You have to at least show some more effort for this type of post.
2) To continue with my conformist-fuck banter, we on Uber generally place our responses to other people UNDER their responses, not over. There's no written rule or anything, it just annoys me. So basically I'm telling you to conform to a prick's demands.
3) I was going to berate you for not having Robinson Cano on there because my brain chose to interpret "Under 25" as "Rookie." Then I realized what it actually was.
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1) The way I did it was looking at the stats. Where the stats were close, I just picked on who I think is a higher impact player. Odd thing - if you take the top 25 players (by the stats) under 25, you only get 1 second baseman and 1 catcher. You do however get 8 centerfielders.
2) I am responding underneath your response. Prick.
3) As for Cano... (I knew I'd take heat for this one!)
Bill Hall Robinson Cano
Average: .274 Average: .296
Hits: 88 Hits: 92
Doubles: 24 Doubles: 22
Triples: 2 Triples: 2
RBI: 46 RBI: 39
Home Runs: 14 Home Runs: 8
Extra Base Hits: 40 Extra Base Hits: 32
OBP: .322 OBP: .316
Stolen Bases: 13 Stolen Bases: 0
Walks: 24 Walks: 9
I think it's a toss-up. I'll take Bill Hall b/c 99% of us never heard of him before.
Finally, this IS my third post. I am no alter.
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About Joe Mauer: Name one good catcher under 25. You can't dumbass. Plus, he's not a bad player.
About Mark Buehrle: He is 26, so he is not eligible for this discussion. Dumbass.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Joe Mauer sucks. Where's Mark Buerhle?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:55:13 EDT (#)
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Oh wow, I just read your first two "posts." Sooo....who's alter are you?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:50:09 (#)
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One man's opinion. I think each one is the "best" at thier position this year. If you feel differently, just say why and who you'd pick. Douche.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:23 (#)
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Make sure you forget to tell me why they deserve to be on there. Oh, wait. You did? Carry on
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1) Donkey has a point; It's really hard to rate a list without any info in the post. You have to at least show some more effort for this type of post.
2) To continue with my conformist-fuck banter, we on Uber generally place our responses to other people UNDER their responses, not over. There's no written rule or anything, it just annoys me. So basically I'm telling you to conform to a prick's demands.
3) I was going to berate you for not having Robinson Cano on there because my brain chose to interpret "Under 25" as "Rookie." Then I realized what it actually was.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wrong.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:29:59 EDT (#)
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Ok. I deserved the dumbass comment. I don't know why I was hinting toward Alex Gonzalez...brain fart! I was thinking of Cabrera, I see he is listed.
The egg is on my face. +2
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:18:26 EDT (#)
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Jose Albert Pujols was born January 16, 1980, making him 25. I guess I should have said 25 or younger. My bad.
Oh, Alex Gonzalez? He is 28. Dumbass. (Best SS in he game however is still Miguel Tejada.)
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Otherwise I agree!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:06:53 EDT (#)
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Pujols > 25yrs.
and please make sure you forget the kid who is on pace to break Griffey jr's record for home runs in his first 3 seasons, and happens to be a shoe in for a gold glove every year. Figure it out yet?
Hints:
Has a ring!
SS
Has a teammate named Josh Beckett
Um......
Shares a first name with Alex Rodriguez
He's a beener of some sort
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:06:24 EDT (#)
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Reyes is better. More speed, better arm and more exciting. Green is solid, tho.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:57:47 (#)
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Where's Khalil Greene?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:57:47 EDT (#)
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Where's Khalil Greene?
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:50:09 EDT (#)
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One man's opinion. I think each one is the "best" at thier position this year. If you feel differently, just say why and who you'd pick. Douche.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:23 (#)
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Make sure you forget to tell me why they deserve to be on there. Oh, wait. You did? Carry on
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:49:50 EDT (#)
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You forgot to list the steriod supplier.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:49:22 EDT (#)
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Thanks for that?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:47:23 EDT (#)
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Make sure you forget to tell me why they deserve to be on there. Oh, wait. You did? Carry on.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Zambrano
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:42:25 EDT (#)
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you could have done more with this...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:39:31 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Bonderman- stud of the future
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:39:11 EDT (#)
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You forgot -2DIE