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Rating: 1.28 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2005-08-05 13:33:56 EDT


I promise to play with you
and laugh and blow bubbles.

I promise to hold you
when you are sad or have a scraped knee
if you'll let me.

I promise to make you chocolate milk
and give you time-outs
when you need them.

And I promise to love you
and your dad
with every single breath I take
and every single pore of my skin
and every single corner of my soul
and every single beat of my heart

And I will be good to you both always
If you'll have me.

Will you have me?

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you like the guy from Bush hehe

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-08 23:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice ..... great pic too

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sweet.

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-05 23:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Erm....

Why is this here?

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn!

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 18:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Show me your box. Then, we'll talk.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I'm still camping, even if no one wants to camp with me.
*tear**sniff*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I would have camped and flirted with you if I thought for a second I had a chance...but THAT'S been all but ruled out.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not particularly.
But I do want to camp this post because I am BORED!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wanna play with my "boys"?

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My boys are gone for the entire weekend.
I'm a little sad.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sweet

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAH

Gavin, the little boy Michael Jackson molested?

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, gotcha.
Thanks!

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stephani, married Gavin Rossdale from Bush.

Seriously though, congratulations.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is written for my soon-to-be stepson.

And who the hell is Gwen?

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always knew I liked Gwen for a reason...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 13:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG *PUKES*

please read my post and +2 it accordingly


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