Whored Out by a Buddy (944 hits)
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Submitted by aimee evans <pbnjams.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-05 14:02:29 EDT
First post - I'd say please be gentle but honestly, I like it rough.
It all started while at work one dark and stormy night. I'm not being dramatic here - I work at night, and it's always raining where I live. Yes - the Amazon. Or the South during hurricane season. Anyway, I'm sitting at my computer in the dark (I work with molepeople), the glow from my monitor throwing strange green shadows on the Simpsons calendar hanging on the wall of my cube. (It's still on the "Hugh Jass" picture, because that cracks me up. Oh, and I'm too lazy to change it.)
After about an hour of doing what I'm actually paid to do, I feel the stirrings of FTPIB Syndrome - that's "Fuck This Place, I'm Bored" Syndrome - calling me to do crazy and unspeakable things. Like sacrificing chickens or watching a Pauly Shore movie. Unfortunately, my office is ill-equipped for animal sacrifice, and there sre some freaks in my office that actually DO like Pauly Shore. I can't mess with the intercom system, for obvious reasons - I need a job to buy beer, etc - and there's only so many times I can go on a smoke break without actually dying from nicotine overdose. So a friend says, "I like to go to www.ubersite.com. There's some really funny shit on there, and if you post, the people are all really supportive". I decide to give it a go, enter the URL into my browser, and hit GO.
Which leads me to the pit of depravity I'm currently wallowing in. God, I like it here.
So thank you. Thank you all for making my nights at work a little more profanity-filled, a little more pictures-of-hot-naked-chicks filled, and a lot less dull. I love you guys. *tear
User Reviews
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-07-14 13:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My wifes name is Aimee, are you her? If so get off the fucking computer and make me some dinner you lazy bitch.
Submitted by ghost_bite (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe- could be worse. you could be here.
.. unless i'm here too.. and then it'ld be fun.
hey remember that one time, when we...
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For Pauly Shore.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the FUCK does everyone have to announce their first post.
Oh and welcome to uber. I don't like you.
Now back to my life, which is way more important than yours.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:11:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yes, that's all too true!
You'll soon be receiving a visit from Shlongy, he's our welcomer of new posters!
My advice to you is to post a pic ASAP, preferably from the neck down!
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Finicky bastards.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"calling me to do crazy and unspeakable things. Like sacrificing chickens or watching a Pauly Shore movie."
HAHAHAHAAH
and, pit of depravity, indeed. ubersty
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your friend lies, but you've probably got boobs, and you make animal sacrifices. Even 0.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:17:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome and enjoy your stay. Ubersite is like a dirty, run down Motel 6. There's whores in the parking lot, crack heads behind the dunpster, and dirty old men with children in the rooms.
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Aahahahahaha
Welcome to HELL!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Paragraphs?
Please?
I'll give you oral sex if you can just give me paragraphs, please...do it? Just for me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me and MAYBE...just maybe...we can be friends.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:53:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I see potential in you.
If I were you I would read read some more posts before
posting. These people can be finicky. ( finiky? )
Welcome to uber.
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read MORE posts???????
I mean its not like she fucking posted on the day she signed up...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see potential in you.
If I were you I would read read some more posts before
posting. These people can be finicky. ( finiky? )
Welcome to uber.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:29:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking christ, I'm sick of these moronic "TNX UBER" posts.
Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone tell me how, please? You can IM me at Yahoo or something, I'm logged into messenger.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:12:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:07:25 (#)
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Yeah, I like it. I'm pretty flexible.
Oh, I found a pic on my computer, but it's neck-up so I'm not sure if anyone will care. Plus, I don't know how to post it. Never said I was intelligent.
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Yes, the intellegent part we all gathered
If you can't get the picture on your computer to this site, you really do suck at computers
Of course I have my co-workers turn on my monitor every morning
Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:07:25 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I like it. I'm pretty flexible.
Oh, I found a pic on my computer, but it's neck-up so I'm not sure if anyone will care. Plus, I don't know how to post it. Never said I was intelligent.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't you at your most comfortable when you are being "Whored out"?
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:52:05 EDT (#)
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I don't know if I should reward being a self proclaimed slut, but now a camwhore is needed to determine just what kind of slut you are...
Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:41:06 EDT (#)
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Well, I have been called a slut on many occasions, so probably both. Thanks for asking.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:40:20 EDT (#)
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Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again
I'm not the only one (x4)
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Rape me! (x9)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:32:17 EDT (#)
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Also, did your friend 'Whore' you out or are you a whore all on your own?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the ass?
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking christ, I'm sick of these moronic "TNX UBER" posts.
Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy makes me laugh like nothing else. Hopefully he won't make me cry, too....
I'd totally camwhore for you guys but I don't have a cam, a scanner, or any pics that I can link to. I have the crappiest computer in the world.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this made me smile because i know some hot broad named a imee from home.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi Aimee!
You suck.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:18:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
You would have been better off if your friend turned you onto crack.
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hahahahahahahaahahaha
true
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:18:39 EDT (#)
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You would have been better off if your friend turned you onto crack.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome and enjoy your stay. Ubersite is like a dirty, run down Motel 6. There's whores in the parking lot, crack heads behind the dunpster, and dirty old men with children in the rooms.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your friend isn't really a friend. They lied to you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I like to go to www.ubersite.com. There's some really funny shit on there, and if you post, the people are all really supportive".
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Oh yes, that's all too true!
You'll soon be receiving a visit from Shlongy, he's our welcomer of new posters!
My advice to you is to post a pic ASAP, preferably from the neck down!
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know, im getting an alter vibe from this one, mostly because of the supportive thing
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:10:29 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Uber, now show me your tits or get the fuck out.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:10:05 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee, you said the same thing about me when I was new
How disappointed are you
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:09:27 EDT (#)
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I see that you posted soon after signing up...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:07:27 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Uber. I see the potential for funny posts from you in the future.
Submitted by THX1138 (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We're glad your here.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:06:57 EDT (#)
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I've seen a lot worse first posts.
I've seen better
We'll put you on probation until further notice
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-05 14:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm crying here.....