I too am having a midlife crisis. (Plus Super Duper Mega Camwhore) (1420 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2005-08-06 08:05:31 EDT
I'm sure most of you read about Thorpe only having two hours left to fulfill his childhood dreams before he reached the age of 18 and became a bona fied legal adult. http://www.ubersite.com/m/72371
Ok, basically the same deal here. I have 2 hours until I, Williamson, can be held responsible as an adult for half the shit I do around here. So, suggestions?
Jgreening: Your Hillary Duff suggestions are already a given.
So what do you say Uber? 2 more hours of being a child. How can i best spend them wisely?
PS. I was going to post tomorrow but thought the two hour before thing made a good bandwagon and I should be fairly intoxicated for the entire duration of tomorrow.
PPS. Yeah, i realise that 99% of my camwhores are from japan. It's the only time I took photos.
PPPS. Danger, you cannot deny the coolness of that Akubra.
PPPPS. Jim-the-fiend, the chick in the top left is the one who reminded me of Maria with the glazed eyes.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-09 19:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:37:58 (#)
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im sorry but hillary duff has got to be one of the ugliest girls in the world
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As if you wouldn't tap it given the chance.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:37:58 EDT (#)
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im sorry but hillary duff has got to be one of the ugliest girls in the world
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:24:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-07 19:40:11 (#)
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fuck the netherlands. You look like david bowie, except more ghey!
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Hahahahahaaha
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-07 19:40:11 EDT (#)
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fuck the netherlands. You look like david bowie, except more ghey!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-22 07:03:49 EDT (#)
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I'm planning on living there next year so if you're willing to live in a 4 by 4 foot room (the standard japanese house) you can swing by.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:03:00 EDT (#)
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cool pictures you got there Mr Williamson. We did plan to go to Japan next year but now we have the campervan so will probably have to go somewhere closer.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:58:05 EDT (#)
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Fuck you...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73143#1523796
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:48:05 EDT (#)
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To some faggot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:47:38 EDT (#)
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I reckon... I am $35.20 in debt at the moment.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:33:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:11:11 (#)
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This whole "being legally able to enter any bar at anytime" is really draining my cash reserves...
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hehehehhehehe..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:11:11 EDT (#)
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This whole "being legally able to enter any bar at anytime" is really draining my cash reserves...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:01:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/13444#1517388
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:26:59 EDT (#)
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I missed it.. but happy belated birthday
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:08:37 EDT (#)
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I would have my red hair dyed any other colour (if I were you).
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:36:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72689#1512184
SOLD!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:12:51 EDT (#)
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Williamson's a pimp!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:26:18 EDT (#)
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woooopki
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:26:06 EDT (#)
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yep
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:16:49 EDT (#)
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in the pooper?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:08:55 EDT (#)
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Id do ya
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 06:17:57 EDT (#)
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happy birthday thorpe'spantsareonthefloor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-07 04:36:30 EDT (#)
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
duvckikng derunk.
Going out csasino soonood fun.
Donm't want to annoy uber...........
bye,.,
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-07 03:06:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-06 22:16:53 (#)
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log off, and go have fun in the real world.
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-06 22:16:53 EDT (#)
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take this advice from someone who has spent way too much of their twentieth year on the site.
log off, and go have fun in the real world.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:50:29 EDT (#)
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A borderline racist lowering himself with Japs...weird. :-)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:10:08 EDT (#)
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Happy birthday!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:05:59 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:35:43 EDT (#)
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put your pork in their fried rice
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-06 12:44:44 EDT (#)
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hows this: get the fuck off uber, and go fucking party like youre 18 for the one and only time in your life?
did you jiggedy-jam the sweet asians?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-06 11:13:41 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday! What to do your last few hours as a child? Have a temper tantrum. Do it now because if you have one as an adult, they just will shoot you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-06 10:07:23 EDT (#)
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There we go. Happy birthday.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-06 10:05:13 EDT (#)
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Goodnight uber!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-06 10:03:11 EDT (#)
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I was sickened by those comments Thorpe.
On a lighter note, WOO! I'm a fucking adult!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-06 10:02:35 EDT (#)
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50,000 hits. WOOHOOO!!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-06 10:00:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2000-15-37 27:99:63 (#)
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I love Williamson, in case you all didn't know. I want to nakify his barely legal loins and bury my face in them until I suffocate. Ok, I didn't say it was a healthy relationship...
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WTF?????
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-06 09:15:36 EDT (#)
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Damn, I've got nothing.
Happy Birthday anyway!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-06 09:10:32 EDT (#)
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"Siren:
I love Williamson, in case you all didn't know. I want to nakify his barely legal loins and bury my face in them until I suffocate. Ok, I didn't say it was a healthy relationship... "
Whoa fuck! I didn't see that!
Nakify til your heart's content.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-06 09:05:29 EDT (#)
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50 minutes left, eh?
Go waterbomb a car for me, that was one thing on my list I never got to do properly. Come on, your place is perfect for it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:59:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:43:09 (#)
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Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:16:21 (#)
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Who gives a fuck you little abortion.
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What idiot starts a new alter on a Saturday?
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HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!! Yeah, you fucktard!! .... ........ *blinks* hang on.... *runs away to check on what day his alters first started*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:54:44 EDT (#)
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I want to go to Japan.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:53:54 EDT (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMO!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:53:43 EDT (#)
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Nothing's ever wrong with you babe.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:50:28 EDT (#)
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...the fuck is wrong with me today?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:49:59 EDT (#)
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Nude Commerce!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:49:38 EDT (#)
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No Commets!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:49:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:48:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:48:30 EDT (#)
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Well, look at that cutie! All those very attractive Asian girls make you look like a pimp.
I put too much water in my Quaker Oats Apple & Cinnamon instant oatmeal and it looks like oatmeal soup. You have to love a food that has the texture of warm snot.
And who the fuck is this alter douche?
Everything you ever wanted to know about vergery
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I love Williamson, in case you all didn't know. I want to nakify his barely legal loins and bury my face in them until I suffocate. Ok, I didn't say it was a healthy relationship...
I'm going to drive 3 hours now to see Mom and Dad. Everyone have a pleasant day. Except for those of you who suck.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:43:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:16:21 (#)
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Who gives a fuck you little abortion.
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What idiot starts a new alter on a Saturday?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:21:38 EDT (#)
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Very multi cultural.
Happy birthday.
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:16:21 EDT (#)
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Who gives a fuck you little abortion.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:16:07 EDT (#)
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God I feel so fucking old.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:13:12 EDT (#)
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Age is really just a state of mind. I'm older than you but I still don't feel a day over 18. Happy birthday!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-06 08:09:31 EDT (#)
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I was in that position 2 months ago, I played video-games and perhaps masturbated a little. That wasn't too bad.
God, my life sucks.