An Ode to the 3AM Breakfast (601 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.91 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by twentyseventy (View user info) at 2005-08-06 14:06:49 EDT
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your blazed masses yearning to eat syrup covered waffles,
The hungover refuse of the weekend nights.
Send these, the hungry, the Jager-bombed to me.
I lift my lamp beside the golden sign."
User Reviews
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-29 03:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
3am breakfast rules. This didn't have enough content, though.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 16:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever happened to the Kettle? It kicked the ass of Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's combined, but it doesn't seem to be around any more.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Waffle House and Texas Double Cheesesteaks. I actually fell in love with a Waffle House fry cook. http://www.ubersite.com/m/46531
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
across from my hotel at my sisters wedding in atlanta was a waffle house and a sex shop
good times
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 am breakfast rocks
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm gonna poop.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shouldn't it be called "Shithouse"?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 14:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer IHOP.
mmm... IHOP...
+2 for making my dinner decision for me.
Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-06 14:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Another option is the bastard sister, Huddle House. Not as satisfying, but it gets the job done.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-06 14:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck waffle house. its all about ihop or dennys.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-08-06 14:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So True......
so so true.