Getting the fuck over it: The Chronic Way (3962 hits)
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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2005-08-06 14:56:41 EDT
I'm sick of reading about guys who lost their girls and can't get over it. I'm going to linkwhore the shit out of this very post every time I see one from now on.
First and foremost, acknowledge that we are a species. Our individual species has experienced a unique evolutionary distinction. We wound up with really big brains; brains big enough to question existence and even cloud our basic instincts and make us seek out things that we deem "ideal." Our brains are so big in fact, that at birth, we can't even lift our own fucking head. Where else in the animal kingdom do you see this? Where else in the animal kingdom do you see psychological, social, and physical development so complicated that it takes most of us a minimum of two and a half decades to find a permanent mate. I use the term "permanent" very loosely.
Before I get too far into this, I want to acknowledge something about men. Yes, men. If you're an attractive girl (I'm not saying show-stopping blonde with big tits, just no horrendous deformities), then we both know that if your relationship falls through, no matter how traumatic the downfall is, you'll be okay. You get over these things because you're a girl and in the highly unlikely chance that you don't already know of at least one guy that would love to do everything in his power to make you happy, you know damn well how men work and I don't believe for a second that you can't find one that wants to get to know you. You might cry for a day or even a few and maybe you'll be depressed for a bit more time but when you decide to pick yourself up and dress yourself up and go out into public after the standard grieving period, don't pretend you don't notice that men are looking at you. Men want to have sex with you because you're women. Fact.
This is an inherently different situation than what Men go through after getting emotionally thrashed by losing the girl they were certifiably in love with. It's different at a very basic level. Let's clear up a term before we move on. Basic. When I use the word basic, I am referring to things that exist at the instinctive animal level of how we think or behave. When a guy loses the girl he was in love with, he is instinctively confused. Basic male motives in a male/female relationship revolve around breeding, providing, and protecting. Period. That's the basic shit. All of a sudden, they have lost their mate, object to provide for, and entity to protect. Protect means to protect her and protect the situation. All of their basic motives have been shattered. The most important of these four things is breeding and protecting. Don't think so? You're wrong. It's most basic.
Basic female motives in a romantic relationship are companionship, breeding, nurturing, and a source of protection. When a woman loses her relationship with a man she loved, she is thrown into a very different instinctive sphere. Companionship is almost immediately replaced through her girlfriends and often a guy she confides in. Essentially, she goes back to the herd to try again and it's automatic. The sex and instinctive attempts to reproduce are also gone. However, being fertile, she knows about the male drive to reproduce and rarely has to seek it out very arduously. Want proof? See what happens when a chick walks out in public naked, near men. Men, if you do it near ladies, you will NOT have similar results. Next, she can no longer provide for her mate. This distresses her because women are naturally nurturing creatures but having the break is usually not so difficult to get through. It's often a recharge period. Finally, she has lost her protection. This automatically leaves her vulnerable and makes her naturally apt to gravitate towards another male figure.
When males lose the thing they lived and died to breed with, provide for, and protect, they struggle because it sends them the wrong way as opposed to females who get automatically pushed back into the right direction. (Side note: An exception is the girl who defined herself by her man. She will never again be a mate you should chase. Trust me.) The male has to once again seek out and initiate contact with a suitable mate which, as men know, can be a difficult, time consuming, and frustrating process. They have to seduce. There are things women can do to ease in the process of being seduced and even things they can do to be seduced by someone they see as "ideal", but in an animalistic sense, it is a male responsibility to hunt for love.
Okay.
Look bro...you got stomped. You lost your lover. One of two things happened. If she "just wants to be friends" and she means it, go to (A). If she wants nothing to do with you, go to (B)
(A)
It's hard to be around her, isn't it? It's really hard seeing her with her new guy, isn't it? You still love her, don't you? You just want her to remember what she felt. She still loves you, she's just not "in love" with you right now, right? You know it's still there. You know she could get the spark back. I know. I understand. BUT SHE WILL NOT GO BACK TO YOU WHILE YOU ARE THE WAY YOU ARE AND YOU WANT HER BACK. Shut up and go to (C).
(B)
Your girl, yes I know she was the one, bounced. She's gone. She wants nothing to do with you anymore. I know you thanked your lucky stars for her every night. I know you woke up before her every morning to watch her sleep. I know you fantasized about your future together and your white picket fence and all that human shit. I know you miss the regular blowjobs and the warmth of a body up against you while you sat and watched TV on a rainy afternoon. I know you miss something you can come home to that loves you and wants to be held. However, she doesn't want you and she won't ever want you again. Stop wasting your life and go to C.
(C)
I get it. It happens to the best of us. Enough though. It's time to get your shit back together and if your boys don't come kicking down your front door to help you, and in some cases, they won't, then it's time to get your shit right for yourself. Make the decision to change your life and then DON'T. Just start to. Hide for a few days and lick your wounds. Don't get any sleep for awhile. Drink and drug yourself into a stupor for a period of time that varies from person to person. Keep it as short as possible, though. It's not escapism. It's deletism. You have to burn the residual after effects of the time you spent with your basic motives (sex, provide, protect) active and operational. Fuck up your body. Screw with your chemistry and screw with your head. It's time to turn off those basic motives and it's hard to do because we're hardwired to keep them on. Women AREN'T built that way. They are hardwired to reboot in a different way and it's more functional for what their motives require. You need to realize that you are alone and that you need to hunt again, and to hunt, you need to be in form.
Go get a haircut. Go to the gym. Buy a suit. Buy new sunglasses. Buy new sneakers. Clean your car. Clean your apartment. Buy something weird as shit and put it somewhere prominent. Stock your refrigerator. You need beer. You need wine. You need champagne. You need a bottle of vodka, a bottle of rum, and a bottle of something odd. Something that will impress someone. Buy some nice glasses. Buy some candles. Learn how to fucking cook something. You don't need to be a chef. You don't need to be able to cook every night and you shouldn't have to. But if you can prove you know how on one given night, it proves you're somewhat well-rounded. Read the newspaper a couple times a week. If you're the kind of person that won't ever do it because you'll always "make up for it tomorrow," then you have to do it every day. It has to be routine. Make it basic. I know it's boring 90 percent of the time but if you know what the fuck is going on in reality, it's clear you don't watch cartoons and Sportscenter all day thinking about your ex. (Side note: I love cartoons and Sportscenter.)
Okay, so you WANT to hunt again and feel that way again, but you can't because you still miss her. Like I said, it's hard to manually overthrow what we're hardwired for and you spent a long time locked into the zone. You need to get your sea legs again. Go drink with your friends and make them make you talk to people. Not just potentials. People. Talk to people. You see an old lady in the Post Office. Fucking start talking. Waitresses. Talk. Badge checkers at the beach. Talk. Female friends. Talk. It doesn't matter what you're talking about or who you're talking to. Just fucking talk. We don't do mating dances anymore. We talk. We're social creatures. Think about it. Small talk is hard and awkward unless you decide to remember how to fucking do it right and the more you do it, the less stupid you look doing it. I know you didn't have to do it with your girl. I know you like that you didn't have to do it with your girl. That's because you got through that shit and she was YOUR girl. You have to start over with someone who isn't your girl. It's the only way.
Reboot. Clean up. Go hunt. You were quite literally born just for it.
If you started at (A), go to (D). If you started at (B) go to (E).
(D)
Okay, you've done everything here. You're on the prowl again but she's still a part of your life. You're "friends" and you probably still see great things in her. You should. Some time has passed. Find someone(s) and make sure your old lover knows about it. Invite her to meet a new girl no matter how trivial or short the new relationship has been. If she has a guy in her life, invite him too. Yeah, you're going to be a little uncomfortable and fucking pretend you're not. If the new girl comes off as a crazy bitch or an idiot, don't be embarrassed. When she goes to the bathroom, joke about it with the old love and make the crack that you'll have to poach a new one out of the herd.
If you and your girl are ever going to get back together, it's going to be when she sees you being different, being fresh again. While you're sulking and trying to win her back with love letters and drunken phone calls, you don't have a chance. Her new relationship will fall through and guess where she'll look first as long as you aren't still some shattered shell of a man. Her friend and ex-lover. I've seen men that could've gotten their girl back after her failed relationship and didn't because they never moved on from the first time around.
There's always another possibility. By this point in the process, you might start to see things that are screwed up about the old girl, things you used to ignore. You might genuinely meet someone exciting. If you do, that's USUALLY the best option. Good luck, soldier.
(E)
If you're still thinking about this bitch, you did something radically wrong. You should be over this shit. She's out of your life and that's that. Enjoy new prey. Almost invariably, you will run into her again. Maybe she'll want to talk. Maybe she won't. If she doesn't, you're right where you were. Fuck the bitch. You're done with her. If she wants to be civil, be civil. Don't act like you're still all hurt about the whole thing, because if you actually did all this right, you really aren't hurt anymore. If she wants to maybe try things again, you MUST make her make that move. Be wary but I wouldn't dare tell you not to do it if you're ready to start again. She left. She has to come back. That's how it works. But you can't pick up where you left off or you aren't where you're supposed to "be." You have to START AGAIN, essentially from the beginning. I won't tell you what to do, but I'll give advice. Don't go back to her.
Oh, and good luck, soldier.
"Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do, and what did you think, huh?" - Casablanca
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Chroniclysmically Conceptualized
User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-06-30 02:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaa, there's a serial rapist in my city that says he wrote this.
It's even in the newspaper. Serious.
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Wh...what?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-19 02:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHRONIC
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-19 02:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still love this one.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-06-30 02:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaa, there's a serial rapist in my city that says he wrote this.
It's even in the newspaper. Serious.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-30 00:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading this didn't help at all. Fuck you, arrogant sociopath.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-03-01 07:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-01 07:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nicely written bullshit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-01 07:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU JESUS?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-01 07:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're only what, 21 by now? Holy crap you seem older.
This was awesome.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-17 04:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha. Thanks.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-16 05:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still, even today, by far,
the MOST useful post on uber. period.
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Very true. I think this is more a re-assurance than advice.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So it is said, so it shall be done.
Submitted by everett3 (user info) at 2006-01-11 04:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good job
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-11 04:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you're there, you can't think rationally. I wish I had had the sense to do something similar.
Submitted by zerosx (user info) at 2006-01-11 03:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Mother-Fucking Bible Man. Printed and passed round to all the dickweeds who haven't got a fucking clue.
Hail Sensei.
Submitted by devour (user info) at 2006-01-11 02:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-11 02:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck, soldier.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I've actually had to go through this shit a couple times, I'll re-review just to say that you pretty much nailed it on the head.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for the linkwhore. amazingly correct.
**bows to his sensei**
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good linkwhoring. It got me to read this.
Well described. You put together all my arguements to some of my more pathetic friends and made it flow without me telling them they are "Fucking cunt bags with no balls"
Submitted by TenMinutesOfSunshine (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seems he knows what he's talking about!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wish I'd had this two years ago, genius!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was definitely kicker of all ass!!
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2005-08-19 06:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-fucking-tastic
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2005-08-14 02:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-10 04:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's quite a statement.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's posts like these that remind me why I never want a partner ever.
Yes, you read correctly.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 17:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm loving the love.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-08-08 17:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As always, awesome Chron.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 16:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All you people threatening B@W better be submitting this and not just saying it. haha. Kidding. Sorta.
As for Ryan, welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-08 15:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking great.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-08-08 15:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody write this for girls. Now.
Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I registered just to +2 this.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From one know-it-all to another: Nice job.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-08 08:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking brilliant.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-08 06:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WheresWally (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:32:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
dont you feel like a loser when you try to tell men what to do
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I believe a skullfucking is in order for the twat who did this review.
This was an awesome, intelligent post. You seem to have your head screwed on for one so young.
B@W
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-08 04:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-08 03:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not Flarking bad d00d. Not bad at all.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 03:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems interesting, Siren. Thanks.
Submitted by b_badger (user info) at 2005-08-08 03:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh, solid gold duderman. This is the good stuff. Well written and thought-out. Rock on +2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-08 02:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
Read it sometime. It's quite long, but funny and true, for the most part. Although, again, there are exceptions to some of what he says.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 02:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't believe I've even heard of it.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-08 02:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course. Have you read the Ladder Theory?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 02:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, nothing is true in all cases.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-08 02:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely put. Although, I can't say that I agree with how you think women are affected by a bad breakup. In my experience, I felt the way you're describing men feel about being dumped. I couldn't eat, sleep or move properly for about 4 months. I cried about it for a year. Even emo kids wouldn't have me. And I don't have girlfriends to fall back on. I had no "pack." I had 2 gay men. That's it. Do you KNOW what that is like? Not cool.
Interesting post.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-08-08 01:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is an amazing post. Like you, I figured all this out when I was nineteen, too. Unfortunately, I took it harder than most people when it happened to me.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 01:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Younger than most of the people who write the posts that I plan on linking this post to.
19.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-08 01:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this may seem like a random question -probably because it is- but: how old are you?
(and if these various comments on various posts are starting to get deluvian, and you own AIM, you can use that discrepancy of the modern era on me -you already know my handle, even if you don't know that you know it)
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 01:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks. I know what you mean about the attitude, but you need to remember that I wrote this because I'm sick of listening to the same whiny bullshit. There's some attitude in there because I have some attitude about the topic. Plus, as you said, sometimes there needs to be some attitude for advice to have any impact.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-08 00:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:54:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, everybody. As for why no one reviews anything I do, I'm over it. I expect about 300 hits and 15-20 reviews on everything I write, and 10 of them are usually from the same few people that review all my other stuff.
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You might have just earned another regular."
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i could say i disagreed with some points... well attitude more than actual points, but a lot of that is because one *needs* to be harsh when giving advice in this kind of stuff. even if it were disagreed with, it's interesting, relatable, and very conversational, so +2 either way
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-08 00:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kids are tricky and need to be looked at case by case. It isn't as clean cut as any of this other stuff.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting (and offers a couple of slants
on a project, so thanks for that). Care to
increase degree of difficulty and throw a kid
into this "clean break" equation?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eh, the peolpe who's opinion is worth any weight liked it so...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about vergery
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Indeed.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not at all.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mind if I linkwhore the shit out of this too?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, no. Some people need to be told what to do. And I'm not actually telling anyone what to do with this post. I'm formulating my opinion on the best way to get over some bullshit that guys regularly piss and moan about. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Submitted by WheresWally (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dont you feel like a loser when you try to tell men what to do
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God that's clever. Just...so very clever.
Idiot.
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking get over it: the vergery way.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, a third nomination? Thanks, Doc.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-08-07 06:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jinhenkim (user info) at 2005-08-07 05:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good luck to you too
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-07 04:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thinking B@W quality.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-07 03:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, oh prophetly speaker of the truth.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read it again and it's still incredibly holy.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This pretty much just poured straight out of me. I wrote it in one sitting at 2 in the morning and I was exhausted.
I'm happy everyone likes it so much.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was extremely well written.
Very true.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just speaking the truth Chronic. This needs more reviews! Tell your friends!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gunslinger: You know what's up.
Circe: Such a compliment from such a writer. Gracias.
Tastycat and Beer Bong: Wow. I hope one of you actually submitted it and gave me a shot. You guys rule.
Dr. J: You're too kind.
Genko: I'll always accept another fan.
Mr. Willard: Ex sex is mutual clinging to sexual chemistry and is often an attempt at closure for one side and reigniting for the other. Sometimes it really is just about the sex though. People feel a basic security with someone they banged for a long time.
Submitted by jfreif (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well said, well put, well stated. Couldn't have said it better myself, etc.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truer words were never spoken...except these ones.
Great stuff, it works... most people don't like going for a "rebound" right away, but hehe it sure does work.
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good read :)
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-06 23:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W, no doubt. This needs to be read by the masses.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-06 23:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. Just fucking brilliant.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-06 20:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock Solid
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:53:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:33:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:26:36 EDT (#)
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B@W, no doubt. This needs to be read by the masses.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is some great stuff. Talk about psychology and self-help. Chronic, write some books. Make some money. You're pretty good at it.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:20:07 (#)
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Thanks, everybody. As for why no one reviews anything I do, I'm over it. I expect about 300 hits and 15-20 reviews on everything I write, and 10 of them are usually from the same few people that review all my other stuff.
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You might have just earned another regular.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about the phenomenon of ex-sex?
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:36:33 EDT (#)
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Awesome concept.
I disagree with some of the methods you suggesting using, but whatever works.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:20:07 EDT (#)
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Thanks, everybody. As for why no one reviews anything I do, I'm over it. I expect about 300 hits and 15-20 reviews on everything I write, and 10 of them are usually from the same few people that review all my other stuff.
Shroom, you're better off with her ex still clinging to what they had and lost. I assure you.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-06 17:29:56 EDT (#)
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This was a kick-ass post.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-06 16:48:24 EDT (#)
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SO FREAKING UNDER-REVIEWED.
Why?
WHY, DAMMIT???
You rock.
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-08-06 16:44:51 EDT (#)
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It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.
-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
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Is this why you wrote this post, Chronic?
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-08-06 16:43:57 EDT (#)
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I'll show this to my girlfriends ex, who is still in love with her.
Oh wait, they're still friends.
Maybe I won't...
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-08-06 16:31:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-06 16:18:09 EDT (#)
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heat
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-06 16:17:50 EDT (#)
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Why isn't anyone reviewing this gem?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:36:48 EDT (#)
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I hope to find a wrinkled up flyer of this on the street someday.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:18:52 EDT (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:17:48 EDT (#)
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I think I'm going to print this out and distribute everytime a guy bitches about his girl problems.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:16:22 EDT (#)
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Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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How true, chronic.
I liked this post.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:09:10 EDT (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 15:03:29 EDT (#)
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Rock on.