What we shouldn't do. (745 hits)
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Submitted by Gunslinger <a_well_rounded_cube(at)hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-06 19:36:24 EDT
Hey n00bs! Like me, you're (we're) wondering how to start our übersite posting lives. Well after
seeing countless people chewed out on their first post, no doubt traumatizing them and rendering
their following posts to be of poor quality, (That, or they are just terrible writers) I've decided to post
a list about what I should not have done on this very
post. Here goes.
1)Mentioned that this is my first post....It's my first post!
2)5|*33|< 1|\| 1337
3)Mention that I live in Canada. (London, Ontario)
4)Exclaim how much übersite rawks. Cuz it does! I love it so much here. Everyone is so nice.
5)Bring to your attention the lack of decent content in this list. I love my dog. She pwns
6)Write a poem, just for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
on my first über post
I got a -2!!!! :'(
7)Write a song.
(sung to the tune of Rage Against the Machine's "Know your enemy")
doo dee doo dee doo
etc etc
8)Tell everyone one of your favorite bands ^
9)use rele bad gramer n stuph, lik youre mom lol i haxxord ur moms ass last nite roffle
10)Take a side in ANYTHING, because I'm "Pro-Choice"
11)Linkwhore!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72296
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72296
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72296
12)Insult all you cuntfucks out here on über.
13)Canwhore!! (ehhh, I'm too lazy/insecure to post a pic of myself.) (Plus I lack breasts)
14)Say the word "LOL" lol i'm so funny lol lol lawl lollerskates lolcopter
15)Tell a stupid story.
Once, I walked around for a bit, and saw my friends. Then we went and played video games.
I had so much fun.
16)Tell everyone how hott my girlfriend is.
omfg you guys my girlfriend Daisy's so hott omg I want her right now roffle
17) End with a sentence like "I hope you guys liked it! <3 : )"
I hope you guys liked it! <3 : )
User Reviews
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-10-06 21:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this is a good first post
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-08-08 00:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
14)Say the word "LOL" lol i'm so funny lol lol lawl lollerskates lolcopter
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wtf n00b its tottally lyke roflcopter LOLLERSKATES YOU SILLY MAN.
I wouldn't bother reading this again. bah.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, I cried, I shit myself. Actually, I didn't laugh or cry. Or shit myself. Shit.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
?What we shouldn't do:'
Y HALO THAR BUTSECKS?!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 23:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute post.
Wait a fucking second, did I say cute? Shit I did, ddn't I? Fuck!! I'm gay. :-(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-06 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not bad.
And I like the email addy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-06 21:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you are a woman:
SHOW US YOUR TITS
if you are a man:
DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR: KILL YOURSELF
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-06 21:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAH HAHA HA
"Canwhore"
A picture of your can.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-06 20:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 20:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let I give you your first one of these; expect more for each of your other pointless posts:
Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? ,uh?
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAR!!!! BAGINER!!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
you should've told a stupid story
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny. And good to know for when I eventually put up my own first post. :P
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you should've told a stupid story
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-08-06 19:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18) Rate my own post with a +2