This One Time I got Compeltely Drunk... (1206 hits)
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Submitted by spedmonkey <spedmonkey.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-07 00:32:22 EDT
Guess what guys? I am compeltely drunk right now. Holy shit, I spelled "completely" the same int he first sentecne and the title. Kickass.
So, I was thinkin the other day... my 2-ywar Uberversary is on Monday. Should I make a post, containing gratuitous linkwhorage? Or should I not? Bob and SG1158778 say I should, but what the hell, I have no diea. What do you all think?
There's a reason the war inIraw is shot to hell: right-wingers suck at making offense. OMG A HOCVKEY JOKE IM SO AWESOME!
So yeah, there I was the other day, somepltely sober, and this girl comes up to me and says "Ddue, you're spedmonkey from ubersite!"
I said, "Yeah, I am, how did you know?"
"Because you're fucking retarded!"
Good times.
So anyway, I'm kinda disappointed that PMJ isn't going to be meeting anyone for some gratutious Uber sex in Fanieul Hall tomorrow night. I'ld volunteer, but i'm not 21.
Shit, that means its bad that I'm drunk tright now isnt' it.
Props to lechuga for being the fucking cooleset guy in the state of massachussets right now..
There, yiou happy, you bastard?
Yeah, so I was at this guys house tonight, and there was this one hot chick but i couldnl't hit her because she was with my friend, and yeah, it would have been teh awkward.
Yankees fucking suck. So do the Sox, but at tlest the Sox are in fist [place.
GO SOX WOO!
I watched the "Pink Flowd Live At Pompeii": DVDF tonight. It kicked ass. To mbad i'm not baked.
Guys, seriosuly, I fgeel soryy for anyone whose not hammered on a saturday night. unfortunately, that's mee the majority of the time. ?Thank god tonight's idfferent.
So what's the deal with airplanes?????...
OK, I suck at being funny. -2 die for me.
That is all. I'm going to go play some online poker completely smashed. How much am I oging to lose? Anybody? Anybosy? Do I hear 10? 15? 20?
Pklace your motherfucking bids down, you fuckers.
OK, I'm done. Tiome to go play p[oker. Catch you fuckers on the flipside.
This chick is so going to be an alchy when she gets older.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 01:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-07 05:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Found myself laughing at quite a few points throughout
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
spell much?
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh wow u can drink??? that takes talent!!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fuck, I just realized: today is my Uberversary! Christ, I thought it was tomorrow.
Fuckit, I'm too lazy to make a post. Go me woo.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"yeah, it would have been teh awkward."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it, I laughed
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am now sober. I fucking suck.
And checkyourmail, people use SPT to make shit posts and not get reamed. Drunk posts aren't an excuse to post shit; it's just that no one's CAPABLE of posting anything coherent. Seriously, next time you get trashed, try and make one. I'll +2 it, at least.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-07 05:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Found myself laughing at quite a few points throughout
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, hate to break to ya, but this post is a complete waste of cyberspace, sped.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like drunk posts...you fuckers use them as excuses to post shit and not get reamed for it.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I'm drunk, I tend to pull out overused movie quotes, like the aforementioned Animal House gem I came up with.
Beer, Uber, and Poker. I'm a HAPPY man
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look wiggles, just because I'm gay doesn't mean my posts are. Fucking homophobve.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:58:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
God, you're so ignorant. Shamone@!
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I knew it.
Drunk posts are gay. I did one, and it was gay. Pretty much all my posts are gay, though.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pshh. It's just rhu college, not all my life. Get your fackts straight nitty.
God, you're so ignorant. Shamone@!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because, thinking of barney makes you less hard. Not bnecause I want to fuck him.
Although I bet dinosaur pepners are huge.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
guys, i have a boner right now. I have no idea why. Fuck. Whwew's /barney wheny ou need him?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-07 00:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Props to lechuga for being the fucking cooleset guy in the state of massachussets right now..
There, yiou happy, you bastard?
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YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I AM!