Fortune Cookie Messages That Would Make You Wonder (605 hits)
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Submitted by eXkal (View user info) at 2005-08-07 01:37:11 EDT
Fortune Cookie Messages that would seriously make you wonder:
"Help! I'm trapped inside a cookie factory!"
"Meet me behind the restraunt at 9."
"The drugs are behind the dumpster."
"Note to cook: I lost my finger in the chicken."
"Ssoorrrryy dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn." (Actual one I got)
"It's sunny outside." (It was actually night time and raining)
"How're the kids?"
"You are the lucky mushroom." (Another one I got)
"Your mommy and daddy don't really love you."
"Your dog is never comming home."
"If you ever leave me I will kill you."
"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Contains carbon monoxide."
"I know what you did."
"Dude, you're getting a Dell."
"Your lucky number is: G."
"Never drink tap water at Gerry Garcia's."
"CH-CHH-CHAPSTICK!"
"Weedence Bongwater Rehighival."
"So I was walking down the street and I saw Homer, and he was having an off day. I asked him what was wrong, but I saw Ricky, and a Chevy. I ended up with a microwaved gerble and pack of Camel Lights and wondered if I were a Communist, would Jesus help me change my oil. I need twelve dollars and a bucket of mustard."
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
-- Homer Simpson
The Front
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
vergey keeps giving +2s to crappy/medeocre posts.
talking of medeocre(sp) posts heres a 0.
Its +0 oooooh.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Say you're sorry
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 09:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot "That wasn't chicken."
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-07 05:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it, very clever.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:25:14 EDT (#)
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B@W? You can't be serious.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by jfreif (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seen this before, sorry man. A few new ones though, either that or I need to go on the computer more.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-07 01:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck. This is stupid. I hate you.