_NSFW_Things that turn me on that probably shouldn't. (1919 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-07 06:55:32 EDT
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Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-08-30 23:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set for a -2...but then the Shlongy. Go you.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-08-30 23:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Midget porn!!!!!!!!! Thats disgusting!!!!!! (you got any more?)
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-08-30 23:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK !!!!
Didja see the veins poping out of that girls tit ??? Massive ...
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-30 23:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew you nerds were into Janeane Garofalo. It's that whole "she's-ugly-enough-to-want-me-but-not-morbidly-obese-like-all-my-ex's kind of thing. You is a SUCKA.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-30 23:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You make me SICK. And it makes me like you more.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-08-30 23:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to slam it in jenny
Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 07:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol faggit
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-08-08 10:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:46:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Midgets. They always do it for me.
Anyone who wants at least on guaranteed 2 - include the word, or a picture of, midgets within your story.
Or monkeys.
If you had both midgets AND monkies, I'd give you 4, if I could
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I've got a story about a circus midget and a yawning hippopotamus. Does that count? Cause if so, I'm on it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't want to be an inabler
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-07 22:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny, but the ending was gold.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-07 22:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ENGORGE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
J@W
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Same shit, different day.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny, but the ending was gold.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine... I'll send them in two years.
Damn statutory rape laws.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must say, before now, I have never seen Satanic Nun porn.
I believe that you should try to learn one new thing everyday. This was it.
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, and kill shlongy while you're at it. kthxbye
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself, Pervo.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ROFL, Good God! I'll bet she can't move at a pace faster than a slow walk without smacking herself in the eyes.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whay havent you sent nudes?
jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com
the_reverend_jimthefiend on yahoo
If you are a man, or under 18, please disregard this message Laura.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why aren't we married, yet?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
with a top on sorta
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/laurie1.jpg
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no clue, no clue, yes, probably, no
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how does she have enough skin? would they explode on a plane? would they choke her if she lay on her back? does she sleep standing up? did her parents love her?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Vampire porn?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah she is zak
i have some other ones somewhere
nope not a photoshop
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-07 09:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen pictures of that woman at the top before, I thought they were photoshopped. she is real? that is genuinely scary.
ps
this post is sick and wrong.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-07 09:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vampire porn, my fave!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-08-07 09:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it is both awesome and pathetic that you have taken this shlongy campaign this far. Not to say many others including myself, have not had fun at his expense...you just seem to take it seriously(the pathetic part).
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 09:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fg3, tell jimmy to go to bed.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 09:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i will teach Tony Hawk about face plants..
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet she has back pain.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And that first girl, jimmie, yeah, i get the idea...
.. is that wrong?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:50:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a really young Meg Ryan, dontcha think?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
That last girl is damn sexy.
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You guys need to lay off, sure - he has Flock of Seagulls hair, but he supported the fucking Ramones...
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a really young Meg Ryan, dontcha think?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That last girl is damn sexy.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fg go to bed.
:)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell fg to go to bed.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Geisha, if i was gay it would be clowns."
Golden.
Not showers, just, well... funny.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmmm
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised that this wasn't just a collage of various men and beasts.
+2 for suprising me with heterosexual arousals.
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Midgets. They always do it for me.
Anyone who wants at least on guaranteed 2 - include the word, or a picture of, midgets within your story.
Or monkeys.
If you had both midgets AND monkies, I'd give you 4, if I could.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No but there is this blonde midget who works at Wal-Mart I keep flirting with.
I'll get in eventually.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG DO YOU KNOW BRIDGET?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my lifes goals is to bone a midget.
The rest involve mooning various world/religious leaders.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know the chick that owns www.blood-dolls.com thats the real deal
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the goth girls in my scene dont have those tan lines.
hot hot hot hot hot, etc.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just wish I could find Vampire Porn where the bitches DONT have tan lines...
Know what I mean?
Submitted by cpeachok (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone loves abit of dwarf porn.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg you like all the girls I like
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot asian trannys. :(