Further proof that right wing Americans are completely out of their gourds. (716 hits)
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Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (View user info) at 2005-08-07 10:31:00 EDT
I know what you're going to say "TwEE, you sexy man beast, everybody knows that the American right lives in a fantasy world, made up of dragons, cowboys, Iraqi WMDs and other such nonsense. And that yes they along with all the other extremists around the world are dragging humanity kicking and screaming into the gapping jaws of hell, but is that any reason to make fun of their loose grip on reality?" Um...yes! Yes it fucking is!
What are those wacky bastards up to now you say?
Merging all American media into one giant monster corporation, so we can get all our News from one "reliable" source?
Sending spies into colleges across America to keep on eye on any professors who don't swear loyalty to bush?
The Bush gang's leaked plan to nuke Iran after the next (according to the "experts" inevitable) 9/11, regardless of weather Iran has anything to do with it? (Sounds kind of familiar actually)...*cough*...Plans for a new American century..*cough*...Iraq....*cough cough*
Nope, its none of these trivial things, this is much more serious..
Fricking comic books! That's right! Is nothing safe? Is nothing sacred?
http://accstudios.com/f/synopsis1.htm
"America's future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.
In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called "The Freedom of Information League", aka F.O.I.L."
"The New York City faction of F.O.I.L. is lead by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North, each uniquely endowed with special abilities devised by a bio mechanical engineer affectionately nicknamed "Oscar". F.O.I.L. is soon to be joined by a young man named Reagan McGee."
"Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America's administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden. Ambassador Bin Laden has announced that he plans a public apology for the "misunderstanding" of the events of 9/11. This apology will occur exactly 20 years to the minute the first plane hit the WTC; this will be on the observation deck at the newly renamed "Unity Tower" built on the hallowed grounds where the WTC once stood."
Oh my fucking gawd! My brain is bleeding..I feel dizzy.
And heres a picture of a robot I drew that has nothing at all to do with politics..really.
User Reviews
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:29:21 EDT (#)
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we're ruining......i mean....running the country now and you're not!
boo-hoo
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:18:14 EDT (#)
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rad1101: "I sincerley encourage leftist thinking such as yours. With your reasoning ability and intellectual thought you have clearly shown that conservative ideals are completly fucking nuts."
What the fuck are you babbling about? Was there anything leftist about this? It may surprise you to know that a person can think most conservative heroes like Bush, Ann coulter, ken lay or any of the faux reporters from FOX NEWS are complete slime without aligning himself with a political ideology.
rad1101: "(that was completely patronizing)
(so was that, apparently, since I really don't think you would have understood it unless I told you)"
Why thank you kindly rad1101, for dumbing that down for me, since everything you post is of the highest intellectual quality, it gets kind of hard for us simple folk to keep up. I'm surprised you haven't been snatched up by one of those conservative think-tanks yet. It's a fucking crime I tells ya!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-08 19:46:25 EDT (#)
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i want that comic book
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-08 06:02:28 EDT (#)
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Quality drawing mate.
I kind of disagree with the sentiment though, there are just a few republicans and right wingers who give the rest a bad name. Rad and Williamson, for instance, are very rational and compassionate people who believe in the right wing/republican-esque approach.
Seriously though, quality drawing.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:10:46 EDT (#)
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hmmmm
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:49:48 EDT (#)
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That is a pretty kick ass drawing.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:42:31 EDT (#)
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For the picture.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:43:23 EDT (#)
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Save that shit for Adbusters.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:41:40 EDT (#)
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(that was completely patronizing)
(so was that, apparently, since I really don't think you would have understood it unless I told you)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:40:30 EDT (#)
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thanks for showing me that comic book.
And +2 because I sincerley encourage leftist thinking such as yours. With your reasoning ability and intellectual thought you have clearly shown that conservative ideals are completly fucking nuts.
And because we all know comic books are the harbingers of truth.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:35:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:27:53 EDT (#)
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Well, this post is certainly the last word in proof of the intellectual superiority of the left.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:05:16 EDT (#)
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Good drawing.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:16:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:11:49 EDT (#)
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Negative Douche. Err, Deuce.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:56:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:32:40 EDT (#)
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Cool Pic.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:52:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:55:42 EDT (#)
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Awesome picture.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:13:32 EDT (#)
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Amen.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:59:43 EDT (#)
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I like the picture.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:56:35 EDT (#)
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Zzzzzzzzzz............
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:50:09 EDT (#)
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I guess the picture is pretty cool.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:46:13 EDT (#)
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TwEE, you sexy man beast, everybody knows that the American right lives in a fantasy world, made up of dragons, cowboys, Iraqi WMDs and other such nonsense. And that yes they along with all the other extremists around the world are dragging humanity kicking and screaming into the gapping jaws of hell, but is that any reason to make fun of their loose grip on reality?