50 People I Would Like To Marry + Objects (1181 hits)
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Submitted by Laura (View user info) at 2005-08-07 10:41:48 EDT
Shlongy, jimthefiend, Deidra, MANICMOTHER, c1ndy, Average_Dan, TheUn-PlacidPrincess, spedmonkey,
d_prime, Yams, fallenangel, Fabit, Williamson, rad1101, bluto, and all you other uber people. I'm
just too lazy to mention you all.
Marry me, or I'll beat you to death with a shovel.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is Rad, and I approve of this message.
I <3 sycophants.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgies are fine, so long as there's more girls than guys, and more weed than alcohol. Strange but true. Been there too many times to be mistaken.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only post when I'm piss drunk and horny. I wanted an orgy.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-17 00:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you weren't kidding, you are a terrible poster.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-05 02:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another list I didnt make.
Bitch.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-05 02:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy needs to be killed
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gah! NO MORE POSTING FOR YOU! I want to barf on you.
And by barf, I mean burn you with fire.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-08 20:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the FUCK am I on here?
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Your winning personality?
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The more I try to be a dick, the more I hear that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-08 19:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
forgot to mention me
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in the mood for a honeymoon...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-08 01:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it. Why not?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't not +2 this. Quite flattering, if a bit pedophilic.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
:O
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If by that you mean AWESOME, then yes I agree.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-07 22:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rush is a giant shriveled penis on drugs.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-07 22:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good then.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course I do. Go Rush woo!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you want to marry me, I only have TWO questions:
- Do you like Rush?
- Do you?
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the FUCK am I on here?
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Your winning personality?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This may come as a surprise, but you're in the first 49 slots of my "List of 50 People To Kill."
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-08-07 20:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:09:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself in a violent fashion please.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hhhhmmm.... well isn't that interesting.
And a little scary.
Submitted by monkey129 (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fallenangel is *mine*. MINE!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the FUCK am I on here?
Usually I only make "People I'm going to kill" lists.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A vauge disclaimer is nobody's friend.
I would give you a higher rating for the Buffy reference, but this post sucks so badly that even Buffy can't save it.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bizitch, pleeeeease!
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You just want my awesome boobs.
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have good taste in choosing Shlongy, but bitch, he is mine.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 16:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:25:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, I'll marry you, too, then.
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No thanks. I'm not marrying someone who I hate.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring on the shovel, it'll be my pleasure hacking you to pieces with it.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me your tits.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I love shovels!
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, I'll marry you, too, then.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:09:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that you think I hate you Laura?
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Are you implying that you don't?
And I said shovel because Willow from Buffy said "And if you ever hurt her (Buffy), I'll beat you to death with a shovel," and I love that.
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Why would I hate you? I don't even know you..... Seems pretty stupid doesn't it?
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
share the love
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 13:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that you think I hate you Laura?
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Are you implying that you don't?
And I said shovel because Willow from Buffy said "And if you ever hurt her (Buffy), I'll beat you to death with a shovel," and I love that.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The hell does it matter who I am? I'm not the one establishing long-lasting, intimate relationships on a website.
oh sphagnacious.
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shovels aren't as effective as aluminum baseball bats.
Although they have a longer range, they are less accurate and much more unweildy. Plus you can hit them too hard. The baseball bat allows control and finesse.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:36:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should marry Spaghum online. You two are geeky like that.
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And you are?
Learn how to spell you fucking retard.
Why is it that you think I hate you Laura?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should marry Spaghum online. You two are geeky like that.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this?
I'd rather do some boring personality test.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
look! a -2!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sure, its a worn-out old whore of a reply, but sometimes there really is no substitute for the good old -2 die.
hmm, nah, it didnt really hit the spot...
eat a dick you worthless bint.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:44:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:42:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot about Sphagnum..
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You hate me. Why would I want to marry you?
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Do I? Oh well, carry on then... I guess.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:42:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot about Sphagnum..
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You hate me. Why would I want to marry you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot about Sphagnum..
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
He's also a fucking slimeball.
Work a little harder and please me...it'll be worth it in the long run.
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But I'm lazy. That's why I'm so blessed that I can just lay there during sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's also a fucking slimeball.
Work a little harder and please me...it'll be worth it in the long run.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So many expectations... Jimthefiend is easier to please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That depends.
I need to see a picture of your tits and ass before I would propose.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:22:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
You just want to marry me due to my outrageous numbers of +2s. Listen, you can't piggy back my success forever. It's not healthy.
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A couple days, then?
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just want to marry me due to my outrageous numbers of +2s. Listen, you can't piggy back my success forever. It's not healthy.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do!!! <3 ^.^
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading your post, God thought to himself, "Hmmm, maybe I should go pro choice..."
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:09:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself in a violent fashion please.
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I'm not sure I could do that. Can I practice on you?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself in a violent fashion please.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you havent sent me naked pictures yey
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I'm allergic to moth balls...
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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