Touched By An Angel / Confession (632 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.12 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by K@i The Guy (View user info) at 2005-08-07 14:54:57 EDT
Heloo gentle readers, unknowing public, and even all you Uber Fucktards. I was away for a couple of days , but now that I am back, I am simply OVERWHELMED by the HATE that radiates from this site today! And EVERY DAY for that matter! But geez, people, it's SUNDAY!
Remember Sunday?
The holy day? The don't be to work and be happy about it day? The get pissed sitting in your lawn chair as your kids drown in the sprinkler day? Take a fucking DAY OFF!
It was NEVER a sit on teh computer and nerdfight with strangers day!
I know a few of you just can't help yourselves. I leave for DAYS and when I get back you're STILL dragging my name thru the dirt, talking shit about me to people who don't even know I exist, and basically wallowing and screaming in the pit of boiling oil that I dropped you in the last time you opened your fat stinking yap on one of my posts. Ha! As funny as that may be for ME, I hereby allow you to take a day OFF from the hate, and try to be "normal". Let the love flow - if you have none to give, let mine flow to you. Really. I am asking you if we can just all be friends today, and just leave the nerd fighting to losers on NHL message boards where it belongs.
GOD told me that I needed to go on Uber today and spread a message of peace, love and Joy. Have you ever been touched by an Angel?
If you're a reasonalbly attractive female, I can have it arranged....
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I AM NOW taking confession; all sincere repentance shall be rewarded with an Uberblessing and a +2.
GO IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-07 20:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a crowbar in your pocket or are you just trying to kill me?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-07 20:33:08 EDT (#)
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look, it's Gordon Freeman!
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROFL
I confess Nothing!
...except for this rash...
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-07 18:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I actually do have to work today.
But considering the fact that I am ALWAYS nice anyway ... it doesn't really matter.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-07 16:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nerdlinger
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-07 16:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't hate you Kai. I HAVE NEVER KNOWN KAI TO PURPOSELY DROWN KITTENS FOR FUN! See, I said something nice about you...
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How dare you blaspheme. I am about to start one of those crazy Southern Baptist churches where we pass around snakes instead of offering plates. If you are interested in joining I could guarantee you a position. Maybe a Deacon?? Or maybe I could assign you your own personal altar boy?? Name your terms, Kai,
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could be onto something here.
Unfortunately, Sunday IS a day of work for me but I understand what you are saying.
Have a good Sunday everyone.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:05:57 EDT (#)
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That's been done, by Zakalwe I think.
BLESS YOU!
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:03:08 EDT (#)
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Gordon Freeman?