A Confession (602 hits)
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Submitted by <ThineJericho.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-09 01:55:02 EDT
A confession:
When I was younger, I used to play ninjas and the like with old hockey sticks and hockey blades. Cross two blades without sticks attached in the back of your belt, and carry a regular hockey stick (scythe style), and you were absolutely untouchable.
I tried it again three years ago, waving a hockey stick around, to see if it was still as cool as it used to be.
It wasn't.
Maybe I should have gotten the old black ninja-mask out too.
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:12:37 EST (#)
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Hey, look. An Uber post!
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-08-09 23:00:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:26:21 (#)
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Was it hard for Michael to unsheath your sword?
I honestly have no idea what this means. Sexual innuendo? Prologue to insult?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:26:21 EDT (#)
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Was it hard for Michael to unsheath your sword?
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-09 05:30:54 EDT (#)
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I was expecting someone to be decapitated.
Dissappointment is a bitch.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-09 05:14:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:32:18 (#)
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We all know Ninjas would be all over pirates if it was all out. The pirates would be too busy being drunk or scratching their syphilis to notice silent ninjas coming!
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He's right you know. The only thing that can beat a ninja is a ninja wizard. They're wicked bad.
Pirates all have teh ghey AIDS.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:32:18 EDT (#)
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We all know Ninjas would be all over pirates if it was all out. The pirates would be too busy being drunk or scratching their syphilis to notice silent ninjas coming!
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-08-09 02:06:22 EDT (#)
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The flag on my wall says: pirate.
But .. ninjas did rock back in the day.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-09 02:04:52 EDT (#)
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Ninja or a pirate - Who is cooler?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-09 02:00:13 EDT (#)
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