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Things I hated growing up (1030 hits)

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Submitted by Phate (View user info) at 2005-08-09 02:22:03 EDT


I hope the people responsible for any of the following understand what pain they have put me through

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You didnt quite actualise the potential of this post

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I would have given you a +2 but you lied. I hated She-Ra you dork, why tell people that I kept you from watching G.I. Joe when I liked it just as much as you did?

Optimus Prime's death still makes me a weepy bitch too.

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This could have been much much better.

Banga

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For Snake Eyes and Optimus.

Also, this is relevant.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58602

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2




Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto Snake Eyes +2

Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-08-09 07:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mark Jackson is a star.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-09 06:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You must be really young.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-09 05:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

**Correction** Chick was Gozer not Zuul

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Was it? Are you sure? I think she was Zuul.

I remember a female uttering the line there is no Dana, only Zuul.

Oh shit! Zuul was the gatekeeper (cunt) and that other spoon, the neighbour was the cock (key master) So you're right; the clingfilm cock-tease was Gozer.

*Sit in wonderment*

*Looks at dead Optimus Prime*

*Breaks down*

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Bless Optimus Prime. Theres no need for it. When will the sensless killing end? When? WHEN??

Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmm.
Mmm.

Poor Optimus Prime.
RIP.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Maybe I did make it up. I could have made the mad cash with that idea.

Yeah, I've never heard of "The Raccoons"

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not setting off any bells for me, I don't think I know that one, was it mainstream or was it just for your part of the world?

For Example, I am pretty sure one of the cartoons I grew up watching "The Racoons" was only on in Canada

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Andys Gang,Little Rascals,Crusader Rabbit and(WTF?) Lenny Bruce

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 04:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The Shirttails hung out in a caboose.(sp?)
There was Montgomery Moose, Leland Lizard, a monkey named Bogey, a mole named digger, a raccoon,
a chick panda....

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I googled them both now, and I do now remember the tuxedo guy, but I googled Shirttails Cartoon, and I got a link for anime porn

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Never heard of Tennesse tuxedo or Shirttails

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My three favorite cartoons are from the 90's though.

Animaniacs, The Tick, Tiny Toons

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hehheh, I was thinking more: Shirttails, Wuzzles, Smurfs, Gummi Bears, and Tennessee Tuxedo.

Voltron, Thundercats

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And Gummy Bears, Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales, the list is almost endless, that time was the pinacle of Saturday morning cartoons


Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That would be He-Man, GI Joe, Transformers, Speed Racer, Fraggle Rock, Inspector Gadget, Tom & Jerry.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, now you're getting into actual movies.

I guess if we want to stick to the hate in the 80's theme, how about all the good cartoons on
Saturday morning broadcast TV that gave us unrealistic expectations that Sat. morning would
always kick ass?

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I just hate Reinhold because his career went in the shitter. He was in a handful of truly great movies, then he was in about 600 shitty movies.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As well as Raiders of the Lost Ark & Stand By Me

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was taking a guess that maybe Gremlins was where you were taking the Judge Rienhold comment.

I still remember Cloak and Dagger being the shit.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Have to include "Teen Wolf" if we are talking about movies that I loved as a kid, and "Explorers"

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Gremlins was awesome. I used to have a stuffed Gizmo doll that squeaked when you shook it.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn that reminds me, Judge Reinhold should be on this list.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have never been able to sit thru the entire movie "Grease" before, I know it's a classic to alot of people, it just never did it for me.

The only other movie I have a clear memory of seeing with my father when I was young was Beverly Hills Cop, My mom freaked out about that one when she found out.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I would love to see that on the big screen now, but there's no way I could
have handled it then. The first movie I saw at the drive in was Grease. I liked the
cartoon during the credits and fell asleep through the rest.

Little did I know the genius of Travolta.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

**Correction** Chick was Gozer not Zuul

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ghostbusters was one of the first movies I ever saw in the theatre, and definitley the first one I remember going to with my Father. Nothing but pure awesomeness, scared the shit outta me though, and I thought that the ZUEL chick at the end covered in the soap was the sexiest fucking thing I ever saw.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I remember the commercial for Ghostbusters scared the living shit out of me. The thought of being slimed was terrible. I think I equated it with having to help my father deliver pigglets and calves.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn that was a good movie, thinking about it makes me feel like watching it again.



Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Artisic License, either way, I was too busy sobbing like a little girl to notice too much of the details.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's being overly critical, but I even noticed that when I was seven.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nope, they closed.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am fairly certain that they just went out like diming the lights

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 03:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I liked Max Headroom, Matt Fewer kicked ass.
And ignoring the fact that Optimus' paint turned black when he died, how in the hell did those glass eyes of his close?


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