Nude Beach (2221 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.89 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DamianD<damiand.at.fsmail.net> (View user info) at 2005-08-09 09:35:29 EDT
A mother and father took their six-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "parts" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Satisfied with this answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on thebeach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
User Reviews
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retarded, with a capital DURRRRRRR
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:48:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A: The second shitty joke on this post.
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Q: How did you manage to avoid getting a -ve rating from me
A: because your post teed up this corker from death Jester
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this. Behind
every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one
president of Algeria.
Homer: C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me.
Treehouse of Horror II
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was awesome, keep up the great posts.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why? Why the fuck would you do this?
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was alright.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
something something cinnamon toast crunch
my day-before-my-1-year-here +2stravaganza
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NEXT
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A: The second shitty joke on this post.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
made me not smile.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get anally impaled by a rhino.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe someone posted this fucking joke. Holy shit.
Please get cancer.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1982 just called, it wants it's joke back
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, it did make me smile.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck this is old
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sit, stay.
Roll over, die.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile.