No, play with ME! (610 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.73 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2005-08-09 11:35:15 EDT
Just so I don't get -2plagiarized by people who think this looks familiar, I was inspired by the Onion Point-Counterpoint feature.
Thank you.
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Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-09-04 07:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:42:31 (#)
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I decree the dog shall live.
And the chicken shall be sandwichificated for causing me to make this go on too long
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Or we can have them cook it for us at the local Nandos!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-04 06:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man... fuck you! You can't do this to me!
I can't believe I'm actually feeling fucking guilty because of a fucking jpeg made by you. You fucking dickhead. I hate you for doing this to me.
Save the... puppy. NO!!! ACTUALLY SAVE THE CHICK!!
NO!!
SAVE THE PUPPY
ARGH I FUCKING HATE YOU
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-09-04 06:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for the puppy.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-10 00:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're more of a lunatic than I previously thought.
Puppy is obviously better, though. Anyone who disagrees is wrong.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:42:31 EDT (#)
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I decree the dog shall live.
And the chicken shall be sandwichificated for causing me to make this go on too long.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
im allergic to dogs. chicken lives
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm
let the puppy live
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kill the chick
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote yes
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chickens are only good for one thing: eating. Carl's Jr told me. Then I ate their sandwich.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71785
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Save the lil' chick.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:26:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:59:10 (#)
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Should have cut some of that out. Got old fast. I couldn't even finish it.
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I finished it, but still it just kept going and going.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chicken dies.
This wasn't that good - Coming from me that means it was really really bad. I respect that, so +1
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is dumb. Who would vote for a chicken? I mean in any scenario?
I'd take Chicken over fish. Unless its fresh ahi tuna. Then I'd vote for fish.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:59:10 EDT (#)
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Should have cut some of that out. Got old fast. I couldn't even finish it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I liked this.
Kill the Republican chicken.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:44:09 EDT (#)
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Wow.
I read the first two dog/chick installments before realizing I was so bored I was stabbing a pencil into my left retina.
Ouch.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't mind this so much, but it dragged on a little. Otherwise, I thought it was kind of cute.
+1 for content, -1 for length.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is dumb. Who would vote for a chicken? I mean in any scenario?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:38:24 EDT (#)
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Kill the chicken, eat the dog, and fuck you in the ass.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your little explanation to start off this post didn't' help