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Submitted by jet_stream_nz (View user info) at 2005-08-09 13:01:20 EDT


This post is going to get me through to the end of my day ... that's right I am meant to be working.

I am hoping to start a post that could at least amuse me, however I have read and reviewed a few posts and it would seem that my chances of the 1% of the smart people that frequent http://www.ubersite.com reading this post and replying will be very slim, however I am prepared for the 99% of bullshit.

So on my theory 1% of http://www.ubersite.com users have 99% of the smarts and the other - well if you're the 1% you know.

So there my first post has started ... instead of a disclaimer at the bottom it has an auto-defence mechanism built in ... I expect that many will take it on just to see if it works.

Now back to my day...

I didn't get to see Discovery make it safely back to earth, of course a lot was at stake for NASA could they deal with the set back of Needing Another Seven Astronauts ... yes those are the sort of jokes that were about when Columbia didn't make it back.

I am sitting at my desk and of course the return of the space shuttle came up, the poor jokes came out and then I said " If it burns up on re-entry - No problems - No one I know" and laughed. Not just chuckled to myself but laughing out loud.

So what I want to ask is when did this become acceptable ... for the possible doom and misfortunes of others to become a joke to others ...

After you read this did you by any chance make fun of these situations listed below or would after reading them

Russia to buy rescue subs
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16207786-38200,00.html

Mugabe gives farms to military
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16211894-23109,00.html

Radio station fined for 'smacking'
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16211608-23109,00.html

So post the things you find funny ... I sure my hope of understanding why is my own problem


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:28:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:30:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, here's how you do some hate, JonnyX-stylee...

------

Well, I'll tell you I hate, that Australian idiot known as Sphagnum, or as he is affectionately known on Uber 'Sfagman' or 'Sfagnuts'.

This Aussie dumbass is the epitome of the great unwashed horde of Aussies that have been vomited up on the shores of Uber as of late - like vast hordes of locusts, they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially.

Sfagnum enjoys sucking the teats of a she-dingo, and ramming empty beer bottles up his ass (well, actually, I do too, but that's beside the point.)

In conclusion, I give you the true story of how Australia's flag came to be, which I first related to Sfagman whilst urinating on his face.

"When the first boat-load of convicts were about to be dumped upon your ragged shores, a Royal Navy seaman was having a fine old time fudgepacking a soon-to-be-Australian in the finest traditions of rum, buggery, and the lash (which Australians still enjoy to this day!).
As the stout seamen was about to jizz his load, he pulled out at the last second, and spooged his semen all over a nearby Blue Ensign.

He handed it to the Australian as a memento, who quickly ran it up the flagpole, and all Australians rightly salute it today, as a reminder of how Britain will always be batsman to their wicket-keeper... "

-----------

Why the fuck have I been dragged into this little she-male pissing contest? Oh, that's right, JonnyX worships at the altar of Sphagnum. Sorry, I forgot.

You see, this one time, JonnyX decided he would have a crack at getting on moist heated. In order to do this, he posted some retarded rant about Australians. Seeing as how he put soooo much effort into this particular post, I decided to indulge his aspirations of heat and get that baby rolling like his Mother at an all you can eat buffet.

Now JonnyX, being the extremely dense and simple buttfucker that he is, sincerely thought that Sphagnum had missed the point and had actually taken offense at his post. JonnyX puffed out his chest, consumed by his little man syndrome, and decided to use his amazing retaliatory powers to go and give ALL of Sphagnum's posts a negative 2. Not only did he go and historically -2 them, but he wrote wonderfully threatening little adages such as;

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63273#1247291
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63353#1247290
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63513#1248988 (He actually wrote something this time.... Oh, no he didn't)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64067#1261143 (Finally, we got to experience the witty repartee)

Shortyl after that, they all descended into this one, fabulously succinct and demonstrative of a small to non existent brain, single line rating. http://www.ubersite.com/m/64556#1276307

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:46:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

asshole, "-2s for life" means just that, get used to it.

Boy, this little story is going on, perhaps I should turn it into a post.... No, I wouldn't want to embarrass the little fucker.

One day, JonnyX realised that Sphagnum was over his pathetic little game and would continue to rate JonnyX's posts according to their value.... Which was usually pretty pathetic, but occassionally midly entertaining.

JonnyX was starting to look more stupid then he could have ever anticipated, so he decided to call off his dogs, finally coming to terms with the fact that Sphagnum was always going to be smarter, better looking, more important, more entertaining, easier to get along with, more likable, less idiotic, more mature and less of an asshat than himself.

However, it appears JonnyX still harbours a hidden hard on for Sphagnum. Silently waiting for a n00b to post something that JonnyX didn't understand so that he could attack Sphagnum where, hopefully no one would ever see it.

Guess again, Fucko! Why don't you start up your retaliatory bullshit again. It worked so much more in YOUR favour than it did in mine.

To demonstrate: You said - "they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially."

I say :-

Everything you ever wanted to know about JonnyX

User id: 12731
Registered on or around: 2004-10-05 18:27:43
# Messages posted: 82
# Reviews written: 5903
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2287
# Hits: 46337
Average rating of all messages: 0.67

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Sphagnum
User id: 16703
Registered on or around: 2005-02-23 12:01:52
# Messages posted: 77
# Reviews written: 4013
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2517
# Hits: 52194
Average rating of all messages: 0.85


What's this? Less posts, more hits and a better rating.

JonnyX - "they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially."

You may now take this opportunity to retract this statement.

Have a nice day hypocrite.
-----
you chatting with you own alter - funny then, funny now.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 23:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You suck!

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-11 10:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is fucked ...

I get asked to compete in the X mans Pepsi cup ... it was a watse of time, because it doesnt matter how much you help Jonny-X along with the story he cant fucken understand.

And now I am living with the hatred he has for his x girlfriend in Australia, I am guessing she has a bigger cock than jonny-x has.

This is hate = if its meant to equal heat then it wouldnt keep any fucker warm ...

If all you have is based on nationaly then you might as well more back to Mars and take your girlfriend with you ... I hear she goes ok in the she-male pissing contest.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:30:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, here's how you do some hate, JonnyX-stylee...

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ps JonnyX hate is about as accurate as a retard with a crossbow, and about as entertaining as removing your own teeth with a hammer and chisel.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:30:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, here's how you do some hate, JonnyX-stylee...

------

Well, I'll tell you I hate, that Australian idiot known as Sphagnum, or as he is affectionately known on Uber 'Sfagman' or 'Sfagnuts'.

This Aussie dumbass is the epitome of the great unwashed horde of Aussies that have been vomited up on the shores of Uber as of late - like vast hordes of locusts, they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially.

Sfagnum enjoys sucking the teats of a she-dingo, and ramming empty beer bottles up his ass (well, actually, I do too, but that's beside the point.)

In conclusion, I give you the true story of how Australia's flag came to be, which I first related to Sfagman whilst urinating on his face.

"When the first boat-load of convicts were about to be dumped upon your ragged shores, a Royal Navy seaman was having a fine old time fudgepacking a soon-to-be-Australian in the finest traditions of rum, buggery, and the lash (which Australians still enjoy to this day!).
As the stout seamen was about to jizz his load, he pulled out at the last second, and spooged his semen all over a nearby Blue Ensign.

He handed it to the Australian as a memento, who quickly ran it up the flagpole, and all Australians rightly salute it today, as a reminder of how Britain will always be batsman to their wicket-keeper... "

-----------

Why the fuck have I been dragged into this little she-male pissing contest? Oh, that's right, JonnyX worships at the altar of Sphagnum. Sorry, I forgot.

You see, this one time, JonnyX decided he would have a crack at getting on moist heated. In order to do this, he posted some retarded rant about Australians. Seeing as how he put soooo much effort into this particular post, I decided to indulge his aspirations of heat and get that baby rolling like his Mother at an all you can eat buffet.

Now JonnyX, being the extremely dense and simple buttfucker that he is, sincerely thought that Sphagnum had missed the point and had actually taken offense at his post. JonnyX puffed out his chest, consumed by his little man syndrome, and decided to use his amazing retaliatory powers to go and give ALL of Sphagnum's posts a negative 2. Not only did he go and historically -2 them, but he wrote wonderfully threatening little adages such as;

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63273#1247291
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63353#1247290
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63513#1248988 (He actually wrote something this time.... Oh, no he didn't)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64067#1261143 (Finally, we got to experience the witty repartee)

Shortyl after that, they all descended into this one, fabulously succinct and demonstrative of a small to non existent brain, single line rating. http://www.ubersite.com/m/64556#1276307

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:46:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

asshole, "-2s for life" means just that, get used to it.

Boy, this little story is going on, perhaps I should turn it into a post.... No, I wouldn't want to embarrass the little fucker.

One day, JonnyX realised that Sphagnum was over his pathetic little game and would continue to rate JonnyX's posts according to their value.... Which was usually pretty pathetic, but occassionally midly entertaining.

JonnyX was starting to look more stupid then he could have ever anticipated, so he decided to call off his dogs, finally coming to terms with the fact that Sphagnum was always going to be smarter, better looking, more important, more entertaining, easier to get along with, more likable, less idiotic, more mature and less of an asshat than himself.

However, it appears JonnyX still harbours a hidden hard on for Sphagnum. Silently waiting for a n00b to post something that JonnyX didn't understand so that he could attack Sphagnum where, hopefully no one would ever see it.

Guess again, Fucko! Why don't you start up your retaliatory bullshit again. It worked so much more in YOUR favour than it did in mine.

To demonstrate: You said - "they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially."

I say :-

Everything you ever wanted to know about JonnyX

User id: 12731
Registered on or around: 2004-10-05 18:27:43
# Messages posted: 82
# Reviews written: 5903
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2287
# Hits: 46337
Average rating of all messages: 0.67

------------------


Everything you ever wanted to know about Sphagnum
User id: 16703
Registered on or around: 2005-02-23 12:01:52
# Messages posted: 77
# Reviews written: 4013
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2517
# Hits: 52194
Average rating of all messages: 0.85


What's this? Less posts, more hits and a better rating.

JonnyX - "they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially."

You may now take this opportunity to retract this statement.

Have a nice day hypocrite.





Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, here's how you do some hate, JonnyX-stylee...

------

Well, I'll tell you I hate, that Australian idiot known as Sphagnum, or as he is affectionately known on Uber 'Sfagman' or 'Sfagnuts'.

This Aussie dumbass is the epitome of the great unwashed horde of Aussies that have been vomited up on the shores of Uber as of late - like vast hordes of locusts, they have decended upon Uber with their putrid bile and babble - I'm sick of ALL these fuckers, but him especially.

Sfagnum enjoys sucking the teats of a she-dingo, and ramming empty beer bottles up his ass (well, actually, I do too, but that's beside the point.)

In conclusion, I give you the true story of how Australia's flag came to be, which I first related to Sfagman whilst urinating on his face.

"When the first boat-load of convicts were about to be dumped upon your ragged shores, a Royal Navy seaman was having a fine old time fudgepacking a soon-to-be-Australian in the finest traditions of rum, buggery, and the lash (which Australians still enjoy to this day!).
As the stout seamen was about to jizz his load, he pulled out at the last second, and spooged his semen all over a nearby Blue Ensign.

He handed it to the Australian as a memento, who quickly ran it up the flagpole, and all Australians rightly salute it today, as a reminder of how Britain will always be batsman to their wicket-keeper... "


Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:24:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yep. This is crap.

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Nice call ...

I found some of your pics ... I guess you have the link but for everyone else

http://www.icons.com/images/gallery/jgreening/

I dont mind soccer-football what ever we are calling it ... but I am sure you have these pics for other reasons

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yep. This is crap.

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-10 06:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:58:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Annoyed me.

I'll take my 99% and rate it what it deserves.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

One of the better replies ... I dont care about the ranking ... the whole idea for me was to see how many people were prepared to read it and then get offended by it.

Now are least this guy was smart enough to rate the content and not knock the nationality ... I am a New Zealander ... if it was going to be a sore point I wouldnt have used it in my name ...

lol

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Annoyed me.

I'll take my 99% and rate it what it deserves.

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There are heaps of entertaining people here .. if I dont get a letter bomb in the mail today I will be able to enjoy some more special olympics qualifying later.

So you all have a "whatever" day you are tuned for in the real world ...

I have sheep to tend too ...

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:43:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:38:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Sphagnum is that me you're calling a fag or our mutual friend?

If me who have you been talking too because it's not true I tell ya!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Go and hold hands .. I am guessing that will make you both feel special.

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It will certainly make me feel special.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rafiki and Mo will be on here next.

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:38:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Sphagnum is that me you're calling a fag or our mutual friend?

If me who have you been talking too because it's not true I tell ya!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Go and hold hands .. I am guessing that will make you both feel special.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Sphagnum is that me you're calling a fag or our mutual friend?

If me who have you been talking too because it's not true I tell ya!

<shuffles eyes>

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I was talking to jizz_stream.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Sphagnum is that me you're calling a fag or our mutual friend?

If me who have you been talking too because it's not true I tell ya!

<shuffles eyes>

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heat

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

more

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Needs

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Read it, fag : http://www.ubersite.com/m/72839

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:43:03 (#)
Ranking: -1

I dont want to judge anyone - you judge youself ...

If you think itd hypocritical then maybe it was ... constructive (Thank You defender of UBER .. may you sword get stuck you know where and your shield go rusty)

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Don't try and take the moral high ground. Yes you are judging people the second sentence of your very first post was to say only 1% of the people on this site is smart. Thereby saying the other 99% are not. Not only that but by your very owns words your definition of those who are smart are those who agree with you. And you say you aren't judging people!

Jebus! You really are a 'smart' one aren't you?

Oh and by the way I didn't say I think this may be hypocritical I said it was hypocritical it still is but like I say in your case I'll make an exception to a self imposed rule and call you out.

Thanks for your time.


Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah of course, saying that only idiots would give this post a bad rating, that'll work.



Im reall yreallly dumb, look I cant evne type.

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

In that case count me out and fuck off. You pompus twat, you're just what uber needs another person who thinks he they can judge everyone else's worth/intelligence by how closely they conform to your abitrary standards. I usaully try not to unload on people like this because I'm aware of the hypocritical nature of what I'm writting. However in your case I feel justified for the good of uber in making an exception.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I dont want to judge anyone - you judge youself ...

If you think itd hypocritical then maybe it was ... constructive (Thank You defender of UBER .. may you sword get stuck you know where and your shield go rusty)

More little minded arguments from people who think they are bound by standards and ones that I all of a sudden invented ...

But just to make you feel better ... your worth to me is -2 and you intelligence is ... how the hell would I know. But even if you are the smartest person on the planet it would all relate back to your worth value.



Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey if I agree with with everything you say will that make me cool and smart and a member of your elite 1%?

It will? Great!



In that case count me out and fuck off. You pompus twat, you're just what uber needs another person who thinks he they can judge everyone else's worth/intelligence by how closely they conform to your abitrary standards. I usaully try not to unload on people like this because I'm aware of the hypocritical nature of what I'm writting. However in your case I feel justified for the good of uber in making an exception.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

(-2 I guess I dont want to raise rank on my own posts)
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you have been here a long time i guess...

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:26:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

user 21100

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72839

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I didnt shit half the people I thought I would ... However all the Homos lined up hoping to find someone new to spoon with.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All of a sudden this site is being bombarded by Sheep fuckers.

you get a +2 for making as many enemies as you possibly could with your first post.

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Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

All I should ask you is that have they made Moron a nationality ... because if they did you would be king.

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Moron IS a country. They have a shithouse cricket team, rugby team and accent. They refer to themselves as New Zealanders most of the time, but we know the truth.

Now fuck off and get back to work.

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:49:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Thanks Little Man?

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by syzygyzm (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:11:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

FYI - Questions end with "?" marks. It makes it easier to read.

I'm Ron Burgundy?
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Ahhhhhahahaha.
Like Nitty said, THIS was worth reading.

This shit hole of a post on the other hand....sucked on herpe covered testicles.
Please stop visitng this place. Instead, find the nearest overpass...climb ledge,
spill emo tear...JUMP.

Fucker

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:03:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

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I think I like you ...

I see that you would like a static population. I guess you already have figured out who to spoon with and dont want changes ... you were new once also ... However it would appear that being stupid isnt something that goes away with time, where as I wont be new forever.


(-2 I guess I dont want to raise rank on my own posts)

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My God, my -2 stick is getting a lot of use today. Sooner or later it's just going to break.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:46:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Top = $20
Dress = $17
Boots = $35

Posting a Pic of your little sister and telling the online world that its you girlfriend (SICK)... PRICELESS

I am learning that with no content you are actually just taking up space.
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You have NO idea what this post means, do you?
Of course not, user 21100.

Fuckin n00b douchebags.


Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, hey, hey, watch it now.

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:19:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm one of the 1%, and with that, I'll rate your weak, uninspired post with the ranking it deserves.

Don't waste my time any longer, kiwi-fucker.

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Saying you are part of the 1% ... actually thats enough ...

All I should ask you is that have they made Moron a nationality ... because if they did you would be king.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

user 21100

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:21:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

Didn't read this, but the fucker landed 5 hours ago.

Thanks for the breaking news.

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I dont call it being breaking news ... thanks for your time and effort.

Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Farken thing should of blown up

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Didn't read this, but the fucker landed 5 hours ago.

Thanks for the breaking news.

THIS deserves a +2:

Submitted by syzygyzm (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:11:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

FYI - Questions end with "?" marks. It makes it easier to read.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***
SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***
SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***
SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***
SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***
SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***SHUT UP I HATE YOU***

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm one of the 1%, and with that, I'll rate your weak, uninspired post with the ranking it deserves.

Don't waste my time any longer, kiwi-fucker.

Submitted by syzygyzm (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FYI - Questions end with "?" marks. It makes it easier to read.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No comment?


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