Reason # 1: Why I would make a fantastic girlfriend. (1218 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.26 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S. Waterworth <nomatophobia.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-09 13:42:22 EDT
I know Bruce Campbell.
Reason # 2, coming soon. Or whenever I can come up with something with any validity.
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Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-08-10 06:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should I know who he is? He looks kinda like Donald Rumsfeld...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-10 00:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Bruce +2
Are you by chance an expert chef? That would be useful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wouldn't make a fantastic anything, buttwipe.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are your breasts?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have perky hooters and you attend comic conventions.
THOSE TWO reasons are good enough.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Who the fuck is Bruce Campbell?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:26:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
I know Bruce (is staring at your breastusses.... LOL!!!1111111one1!).
Also, it seems like you know Whoopy Goldberg as well (top right).
Made me smile. Be nice Buckeyes, she does know the star of ARMY OF DARKNESS. Do you really want to fuck with (a friend of) someone who's in a movie (a) of that calibur, and (2) that kickass of a title?
Oh yeah, and (III) he has a shotgun.
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No no.. that is his BOOMSTICK!
At any rate.. this was a creative, but still lame post and i should -2 it because of the size of the picture alone. But I really like Bruce Campbell so have -1
Submitted by TaShawnA (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Want to know why I would make the perfect Boyfriend? Because I am black and you need to take 2 pictures to fit my penis in a digital cam.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree, exploitation of your internet picture is pretty damn lame, and in my book it gets you a
-2die.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great post, I would have liked to see a bigger picture with some more pixles next time...
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:26:42 EDT (#)
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I know Bruce (is staring at your breastusses.... LOL!!!1111111one1!).
Also, it seems like you know Whoopy Goldberg as well (top right).
Made me smile. Be nice Buckeyes, she does know the star of ARMY OF DARKNESS. Do you really want to fuck with (a friend of) someone who's in a movie (a) of that calibur, and (2) that kickass of a title?
Oh yeah, and (III) he has a shotgun.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The pic looks good on my 52" TV. Who the fuck is Bruce Fuckweed?
Submitted by peessittingdown (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:13:56 EDT (#)
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Okay.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by peessittingdown (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:47:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
You want me to write, why I'll write something.
"On Tom Sorrell calling me a whore on my first post"
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OK, I am definately laughing at the little tidbit that followed. A feisty one, young too! I said it once and I'll say it again...
Mmmmmmmm Veal!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:04:01 EDT (#)
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Oh my fucking God.
I'm sorry that I don't fall all over myself and lick the computer screen like a dog in heat when some random hussie posts their picture, but I have better things to do with my time. But really quick, me get this straight:
I call you a whore because your very first post is a lame camwhore (and because odds are about 80% that you're an alter) and your rebuttal contains slightly altered lyrics to an Eminem song? Wow.
You need to leave the site. Right now. Pack up your shit and get out.
And I've "changed"? How the fuck would you know, "man"? Get out of here with that "I know you because I read your post! LOLZ!" nonsense.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This whole thing made me laugh...
Submitted by peessittingdown (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You want me to write, why I'll write something.
"On Tom Sorrell calling me a whore on my first post"
You've changed, man.
I've been reading Sorrell posts since the days of yore. I can't believe I have wasted hours of my company's time reading "Fun with Real E-mails."
(To the tune of some song)
Dear Mister I'm too good to not call my fans whores,
This'll be the last post I ever write to your ass. (Lie)
So this is my post I'm sending you, I hope you see it..
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Tom, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other girl from bad reviews
but didn't, then Shlongy saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
I hope you know I ripped all your posters off the wall.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:34:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
BRUCE CAMPBELL = AUTO +2
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show your titties
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:37:09 EDT (#)
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Bruce Campbell is the fucking man.
Ugly Chick: "You found me beautiful once."
Bruce: "Honey, you got real ugly."
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
From the looks of the hand and build of the backside I am going to say...Age 19.
Don't say no, cause my shit is as spot on as carbon dating. Except for that one time, and I payed the price for it. Prison food sucks!
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For the comment. NOT the post.
Ahhhhhhhhahahaaa
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:34:13 EDT (#)
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BRUCE CAMPBELL = AUTO +2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:31:44 EDT (#)
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so what.
i know l ron hubbard. he has a secret society of minions that could collect ol' brucey, and hang him by his nuts infront of my porch. local children would come and throw spoiled produce at him, while i casually draw throbbing penises across his chest and face, with each ejaculating little minature chainsaws and zombie heads.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2, whore.
Oops, I mean "die."
Write something or fuck off.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Upon further review, I say 22.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:21:30 EDT (#)
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"I like a B-cup and a fat ass!" ~Vulva
Needs more ass....
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:19:44 EDT (#)
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From the looks of the hand and build of the backside I am going to say...Age 19.
Don't say no, cause my shit is as spot on as carbon dating. Except for that one time, and I payed the price for it. Prison food sucks!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:15:08 (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:46:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this an actual-size replica of the poster he's rolling up?
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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:46:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this an actual-size replica of the poster he's rolling up?
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are you flipping us off. Don't act like I can't see that finger. Real nice.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, Bruce whatshisnuts means nothing to me
You would have done just as well to get your neighbor's signature
I also don't think you would make a good girlfriend. None of my girlfriends would go around posting this picture.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Who's Bruce Campbell?
Submitted by peessittingdown (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no I've been caught.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
doesn't look as though you know him at all. Looks like you got him to sign your evil dead poster at a comicon or sommat.
He doesn't even look happy to be doing it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:00:13 EDT (#)
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Why does he have Elvis hair?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:57:18 EDT (#)
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Reason #2 better be 'can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch'...
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:54:53 EDT (#)
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Decent first post. I'm always up for Bruce Campbell.
I also love your username. I have a friend at school who we lovingly call "pees-like-a-little-bitch" cause he also pees sitting down.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:50:03 EDT (#)
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If you have no gag reflex i will give you a shot at the title.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this an actual-size replica of the poster he's rolling up?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:46:38 EDT (#)
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You'd only be a great girlfriend if your open to trying anal. Write that down, it will save you heartbreak.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:46:30 EDT (#)
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He seems very interested, or pissed off at, your boobs.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:45:07 EDT (#)
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what the fuck?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:44:58 EDT (#)
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Sweet. How are your rim-job skills?
Submitted by peessittingdown (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:43:51 EDT (#)
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Aha. Reason # 2.
I have really, really big...photo files.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah, awesome