The Hideous Monster In My Closet (609 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.07 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Superman (View user info) at 2005-08-09 15:38:26 EDT
I awoke one night in my small apartment to a loud banging coming from my closet. Me being Superman, I did not hesisate to get out of bed and see what it was. With my trusty teddy bear by my side, I knew nothing could happen.
Using my X-Ray vision, I looked through the closet doors to see what was making the noise. I saw a horrendous outline: big huge looking arms and a horribly disproportionate body. Now I was beginning to get frightenened.
Slowly, apprehensively, I opened the closet door.
My eyes have been hiding in their eyelids ever since.
User Reviews
Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (user info) at 2005-08-09 19:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me laugh
She is kinda cute though.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-09 19:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep she definately looks like Herman Munster, or maybe Jethrine from the beverly hillbillies movie.
Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alter? What the hell is an alter?
I am fucking Superman. Don't make me kill you.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I retract my previous +2 because I've just been made aware that you are a shitty alter.
And find your own material.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
take back 10 years, and she's a 9. i bet.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a fucked-up face.
I'd hit it.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shes soooooo fucking cute.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JESUS CHRIST!
Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I should include a link to Jim's post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72736
I am a genius. I almost can't believe I thought of doing that all by myself.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awww, she ain't that bad.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should include a link to jim's post.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-09 16:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"made me smile"
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry. If you were saw what happened when Jim posted this, you would have to agree...
This is hilarious.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Lana Lang has really let herself go...
Submitted by TaShawnA (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG TAKE IT OFFF AHHHHH!!!!! HELP AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Dies*
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I try not to read Jim's posts as much as possible.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sped you idiot, it's from Jim's post.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-09 15:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who, exactly, is that?