The time I had sex with my mother PART 1, by Bart Cilfone (870 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.22 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by abort cillfetus (View user info) at 2005-08-09 21:42:04 EDT
Shlongy claims that if I posted one more time today he would kill me! I would like to see that!
'Twas a beautiful summer's day, and the restlessness of youth compelled me to get out of the house to persue outdoors related activities. I put on my favorite nascar wifebeata and exited the trailer through the side door, careful not to slam the screen door lest I wake up one of the dozen cats mom kept inside our home.
After only a few minutes of throwing my baseball at a corrugated iron sheet, a breathtaking sound broke the silence of the trailer park. It was coming from the outhouse.
"Mom?" I enquired, hesitantly. Could that have been the sound of another one of my mother's many personal backyard abortions? What if she were bleeding to death? "Mom, is that you?" Still no response, and my fears were growing. Suddenly I decided that this was it, that nobody else was around to help her. It was up to me. I charged the outhouse and kicked the door in, and came face to face with my mother pleasuring herself on the toilet while a piece of shit dangled from her asshole.
TO BE CONTINUED.......
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:13:29 EDT (#)
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I charged the outhouse and kicked the door in, and came face to face with my mother pleasuring herself on the toilet while a piece of shit dangled from her asshole.
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*projectile vomits into neighboring cubicle*
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-09 22:56:23 EDT (#)
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internet threats are so, yesterday
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 22:00:55 EDT (#)
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Yourwitness=seanfogy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-09 22:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:54:34 EDT (#)
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LOL shlongy, you are the living end. One day I'm gonna write a book about repressed homosexuals and their antics, and you're gonna be my case study.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:53:22 EDT (#)
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Subject: You a whore?
To: Your sister
i hear you're a prostitute who's got HIV. is that true? man, you must be one sad bitch. i'm shedding tears right now. tears of sperm you can sip on! just kidding, you'll never touch my dick you fucking tranny!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:53:07 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:52:14 EDT (#)
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LOL
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:50:40 EDT (#)
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IP trace in effect...Maybe , if I'm in your neighborhood sometime, I could break your face AND pop a few of your zits at the same time, if your mommy doesn't mind.
Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:48:10 EDT (#)
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lol, typical shlongman: I WILL KILL YOU!!!! PERSONALLY!!!!!! then a minute later: ohhhhhh barts gonna ban you! *teeheheeeheee*
what a fucking faggot.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another one bites the dust.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:47:18 EDT (#)
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Does that man have some sort of skin condition, Bart?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:45:28 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your posts today...By tomorrow, you won't be able to, asslick.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:44:11 EDT (#)
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