i'm not gay, i just like girls' clothes (2033 hits)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (View user info) at 2005-08-10 01:46:31 EDT
Today I went to my best friend's house, a 15 year old girl. We're both 15. We weigh the same, we're the same height, we wear the same shoe size, even our ski boots fit each others skis. Pretty cool.
I wasn't satisfied with just KNOWING that. I had to go the whole nine yards. In her closet lay a pair of SHORT shorts. You know, those shorts that if a guy wears them you feel your balls exposed, having underwear on or not. Maybe you don't know that much, but I know from experience.. because I tried them on. They were god damned short. I felt naked, honestly.. but I wasn't done there. After she had her laugh at my feminimity, she handed me her ULTRA TIGHT pink tank top girly shirt. I don't know what the hell it was, but it was definately made for a girl.. and I put it on.
Right now, picture this.. skin tight, bright pink on Sylvester Stallone. His arms, shoulders and TOO much neck exposed wearing a diaper made of denim. That's me. (you have to use a lot of imagination here, I just give you the character)
Now I get an idea, "Let's go hug your mom,".. wtf?
Making our way down the hall, we reach the staircase. My buddy goes to the top of the steps thinking I'm following her. Well, no way I'm going to let your mom see me in this. Oh, look.. her brother's door.. open! What's he playing? GTA San Andreas? Let's go watch. I walk over there, and my thighs stick to the wooden stool as I take a seat. He doesn't turn around. Great. What'll he do when he does turn around and sees me in his sister's clothes?
The minutes tick by slowly, and finally she returns. My princess in shining armor. After about 10 seconds of shrugging my shoulders and mouthing words, she gets what I'm saying. He doesn't know I'm there.
"Turn around, Steven" she says. He turns around in slow motion, "wha-" He sees me 18 inches away from his face. "AAHHHHH!!" This was a Homer Simpson kind of scream, at the top of his lungs.. it just didn't last 10 minutes.
I was rolling on the hallway floor laughing my ass off while he's asking his sister wtf she gave me to smoke. At least, that's what I would be asking her if I was him.
Seriously though.. is it wrong to enjoy wearing womens' clothes? Because after that I spent the rest of the evening putting everything on from bras to .. well, other odd things like that. Like womens' pants. I never realized it before today, and this honestly was enough to complete me:
Womens' zippers are short. REALLY short. I tried peeing and almost got stuck, as it is second nature for me to unzip instead of unbutton.
Christ, would it be weird to have breasts. I want one of those things women have, too.. just so I can pee sitting down and have an excuse: I had to open my flood gates.
gah, she was wearing my clothes too.
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Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-15 00:01:17 EDT (#)
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bahahaha.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-14 22:31:38 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Submitted by sandra_lingerie (user info) at 2006-10-14 21:59:56 EDT (#)
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If I was you I'd enjoy the crossdressing at a young age. It's easyer to go
out and pass as a girl. I regret not having done it when I could.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28099541@N00/
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:11:10 EDT (#)
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2 very bad posts a day = auto -2 on some old ones.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:14:11 EDT (#)
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A real picture of you would've been better. Why didn't you get her to take one, noob?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 18:07:47 EDT (#)
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"i'm not ghey, I just like being raunched up the fudge tunnel..."
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:27:15 (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:21 (#)
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On a side note, I had to dress as a woman for a play I was in, and I noticed that womens clothes have buttons on the wrong side. WHY????
dude.. i noticed that too! my mom told me it was 'cause girls are left handed more than guys, but i don't know . .
it's because women used to be dressed by servants, so for the person facing you, the buttons are on the correct, right-handed side.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:21 (#)
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On a side note, I had to dress as a woman for a play I was in, and I noticed that womens clothes have buttons on the wrong side. WHY????
dude.. i noticed that too! my mom told me it was 'cause girls are left handed more than guys, but i don't know . . .
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:21 EDT (#)
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On a side note, I had to dress as a woman for a play I was in, and I noticed that womens clothes have buttons on the wrong side. WHY????
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:56:59 EDT (#)
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Caesar?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:32:16 EDT (#)
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oh yeah...by the way...you never gave me back that radio flyer wagon that you borrowed from me.
if there is a single scratch...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:28:10 EDT (#)
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FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:24:56 EDT (#)
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You got balls, dude
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:25:40 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:06:05 EDT (#)
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i guess you're at that "experimental" stage in life. i've not had the ...er.... (dubious) pleasure of dressing in women's clothes to feel good. few times i have was for comical effect under the influence of alcohol. but, you know, whatever tickles your fancy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:08:43 (#)
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I cant +2 this or I'd be a gay pedophile who digs cross dressing junior high schoolers. But, you get a positive score for actually posting the picture.
ps. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:59:02 EDT (#)
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If you don't hit it...I will!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:54:38 EDT (#)
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I'm not interested, I just don't care.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:53:26 EDT (#)
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You are someones girl friend for sure ... wear some of those clothes into the real world and see how much you like em ...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:44:23 EDT (#)
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Reading this made me feel like a dirty pervert, and I liked it.
I think I've been on Ubersite too long, you sinners are starting to rub off on me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:43:55 EDT (#)
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In the words of Gunnery Sergeant Ermey...
*Fill in something*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:38:33 EDT (#)
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That's you, and you think you have arms like Stallone? Stallone had arms like that AT BIRTH, Nancy. Hit the gym.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:37:51 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHAHAHA frodo.
crossdressing doesn't make you ghey. It makes you weird, but not ghey.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:29:33 EDT (#)
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nasty hobbitses
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:52:10 EDT (#)
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actually, that is me. go to google and type "crossdresser" in images. i'm the first picture.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 08:08:07 (#)
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Today I went to my best friend's house, a 15 year old girl. We're both 15. We weigh the same, we're the same height, we wear the same shoe size, even our ski boots fit each others skis.
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Same boob size too?
yes. oh yeah.. that's not me in the pictures. my boobs are way bigger.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 08:08:07 EDT (#)
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Today I went to my best friend's house, a 15 year old girl. We're both 15. We weigh the same, we're the same height, we wear the same shoe size, even our ski boots fit each others skis.
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Same boob size too?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-10 08:03:06 EDT (#)
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We all have a funny little quirks. It's not abnormal to be a male lesbian. Not since Eddie Izzard anyway.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 08:02:33 EDT (#)
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Where's the ring Frodo?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-10 07:54:44 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahayouqueer.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-10 07:35:20 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck would you put your face on that story?
Oh, I bet it isn't you....ok.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-10 05:13:05 EDT (#)
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Now that I look at that picture, it looks like a young Joan Jett.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-10 05:10:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2005-08-10 03:52:38 (#)
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ATTN: Ghey Menz
Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-10 03:57:45 EDT (#)
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lovely
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2005-08-10 03:52:38 EDT (#)
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ATTN: Ghey Menz
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-10 03:02:33 EDT (#)
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Um......
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I've never heard this sort of thing happening before....
sober.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:08:43 EDT (#)
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I cant +2 this or I'd be a gay pedophile who digs cross dressing junior high schoolers. But, you get a positive score for actually posting the picture.
ps. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:05:31 EDT (#)
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Ummmm... I think you might be teh ghey
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:59:54 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I'd bet I'd do ya if you put on some mary-kate perfume.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:56:12 EDT (#)
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I'd bet the farm theres a vagina between those legs.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:55:10 EDT (#)
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Aw shit, son.
Let me peep on yo dick.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:54:21 EDT (#)
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That guy looks like he has a pussy.
Now go suck your mom's dick.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:50:35 EDT (#)
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no... NO YOU DIDN'T
prove to us your not gay... EAT DA PUSSY
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:50:04 EDT (#)
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Did you eat her pussy?