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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-10 09:00:09 EDT
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:42:10 EDT (#)
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F@G
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:39:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 22:36:09 (#)
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When have I EVER said that I wasnt gay?
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HAR HAR JIM SUXXORZ PENIS!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-15 20:04:45 EDT (#)
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i'm guessing jimsy got his ass banned....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-15 13:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-15 08:56:27 (#)
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brilliant. lots of men arguing about snow shoes.
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This is why I dig C1ndy!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-15 08:56:27 EDT (#)
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brilliant. lots of men arguing about snow shoes.
Submitted by bean (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:30:37 EDT (#)
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Is that a circa 1990 Burton Air? Sweet. Is that yours? Sweet. Do you ride it? Not so sweet.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:43:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:07:44 EDT (#)
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W0rd
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:41:37 EDT (#)
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I have to admit, "do not take the cat" made me smile.
But a lot of this seemed more like being about what a snowboarder should LOOK like than actually snowboarding. Maybe I'm just sensitive because my bro was like that for a while, had to have the brands and the attitude and all that. Then he somehow wound up with a pink Forum board and shut up a little bit and started kicking ass.
Maybe all snowboarders just need pink boards.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:44:30 EDT (#)
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Have another, this fucker earned it.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:44:18 EDT (#)
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+FUCKING2 for the Siamese Dream album. SWEET! Just spun that bitch a couple days ago...
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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I feel dirty.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:48:14 EDT (#)
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WAY over 13 dude.
Kinda well known too. Unfortunately shes also insane, filthy and loud.
I have a fucking headache.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:40:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:36:51 (#)
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Actually fucknuts, I've been working. I just finished a very long, grueling and moderately distasteful shoot.
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She was over 13 was she? Poor Jim.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:36:51 EDT (#)
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Actually fucknuts, I've been working. I just finished a very long, grueling and moderately distasteful shoot.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:32:34 EDT (#)
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Jimthefiend is DEAD!
I have been logged in for nearly 6 hours and haven't seen him post 4 times.
I wish I knew where he lived so I could send flowers to his funeral.
What a shame....
Either that or he is topping up on boiled lollies for his latest conquest.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:52:37 EDT (#)
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HOwd I miss this?
Holy crap for crap
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-10 22:50:26 EDT (#)
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captain cavemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 22:36:09 EDT (#)
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When have I EVER said that I wasnt gay?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-10 22:11:28 EDT (#)
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Impressive! This whole damn thread really reeks of urine.
You boys and your pissing contests.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-10 21:53:37 EDT (#)
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So you bust on Caul and say he's gay, and you come out with this?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 21:06:13 (#)
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[snip]
I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.
[snip]
Slurp on my big bloated nutsack you retard.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:48:16 EDT (#)
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not only losers need roofies -- whatt about all the poor homeless out in the cold? Oh you mean the drug..nevermind.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:46:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:38:33 (#)
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Only losers need roofies anyway
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Used a lot of them have you?
And it doesn't count to play a porno loudly so your shithead friends think it's you and the hooker.
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This is why I love forensicgirl
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:43:05 EDT (#)
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don't feed the members...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:38:33 EDT (#)
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Only losers need roofies anyway
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Used a lot of them have you?
And it doesn't count to play a porno loudly so your shithead friends think it's you and the hooker.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:29:27 EDT (#)
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oh and I actually looked at the post. Have a double 0. Too bad it's not roulette. Then you'd finally be a winner. Unless it was of the russian variety, then we'd all be winners.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:25:43 EDT (#)
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whew ! I just read through all the posts and now I 'm going to rescind my +2 and leave you with a nice shiny 0 .
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:25:28 EDT (#)
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MUSIC.
THAT I'M INVOLVED IN MAKING.
HERES A GOOD CHANCE FOR YOU CUNTS TO INSULT ME.
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/aamp3post/3-Boys-and-the-Babies.mp3
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/aamp3post/2-Insulated.mp3
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:20:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:43:49 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:38:44 (#)
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Adam, WRONG, no offense. If the penultimate moment of your last trip to the hill was getting high, then you were doing something wrong.
Even the faggots on skis will understand this:
Carving down a mountain is more than ballet, its more than dancing period. It's like banging an 18 year old that you slipped a couple of roofies to. It's beautiful, it's solo, it's dangerous and it's VERY satisfying. I dont NEED a buzz to get high from riding man.
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Nah, you see it's about the serene calmness and relaxation of sitting there in the snow shooting the shit getting baked with a bud that's awesome.
Then the juxtaposition into a full face fucking adrenaline rush down the hill.
It's like taking a hot chick home from the club and banging her so loud your roomates can hear then coming out and doing a shot of JD with everyone to celebrate.
Only losers need roofies anyway
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Aren't you two just precious!
"Banging."
heh.
I've got both a gun and a shotgun. Try to "bang" me without my permission, my gun goes bang.
"Bang" me loudly just to impress your fellow nerd/geek friends, my shotgun goes bang. Usually in your face.
I know the general respect of women tends to run low on this site but it is doubtful that 98% of these self-titled bad ass men have run up against a bad ass (not to mention bad attituded) heat-packin' bitch on wheels, such as myself.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:02:26 EDT (#)
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Dunno why Im doing this but:
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/songtothesiren.mp3
This Mortal Coil
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-10 19:46:15 EDT (#)
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auto +2 for snowboarding, I didn't even waith for the pic to load.
Come to Vancouver for some bitchin' riding. Three local mountains just minutes away (it's still weird to me to see guys on the bus with snow on them at the start of summer) and to top it off Whistler-Blackcomb mountain is a short trip away. Whistler fucking rocks !!!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 19:45:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/wild.mp3
this one is for you Caul. heh.
man i am so fucked up.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 19:39:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/heroin.mp3
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2005-08-10 18:42:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:24:20 (#)
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I do have a question. I live in South, Ga. Never seen more than an inch of snow here in my entire life - so snowboarding is out. But, we do have rivers and lakes, and I am an avid wakeboarder/boater/water skier. My question is this: Are there female snowboarders? And how do you check them out with the parkas and coats and boots and shit? I mean, I'd ten times rather spend 10 months out of the year on the water wakeboarding and running my mouth at pussy in bikinis and fucking and drinking than being cold as fuck on the side of a mountain.
Do they make any fine snowboarding bitches?
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As a Minnesotian, I can tell you that there are plenty of female snowboarders, and they are generally good-looking considering that they aren't really fat.
And they usually undress in the lodge.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:24:20 EDT (#)
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I do have a question. I live in South, Ga. Never seen more than an inch of snow here in my entire life - so snowboarding is out. But, we do have rivers and lakes, and I am an avid wakeboarder/boater/water skier. My question is this: Are there female snowboarders? And how do you check them out with the parkas and coats and boots and shit? I mean, I'd ten times rather spend 10 months out of the year on the water wakeboarding and running my mouth at pussy in bikinis and fucking and drinking than being cold as fuck on the side of a mountain.
Do they make any fine snowboarding bitches?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:44:25 EDT (#)
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Give me a kiss and then read this Loverboy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72916#1516741
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:31:57 EDT (#)
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Linkwhore all you want S-Phag.
Man yeah I camp, but to be fair I normally keep my bullshit in my own threads. Anyway.
So bitches, have we accepted the fact that JimTheFiend knows a little bit about swonpaordnig? Or is there more ludicrous fucking nonsense that I must respond to?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:50:36 EDT (#)
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Since you have camped another post onto most heated, I might as well use it to linkwhore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72916
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:46:57 EDT (#)
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Jonny Hon, do some serious research on the Burton Nationals over the last 15 years.
You might be surprised.
Beer run now, for real.
And btw.: Janine is my best friend and I did not make that post for her. She did that on her own.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:38:37 EDT (#)
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I came out of MY closet over a decade ago Caul. Come out of YOURS. You'll be happier.
I'm MUCH more content being my natural degenerate self. You will be too.
Yeah, so your butt will be more sore. HEY man, to each his own.
xoxo
I gotta go get beer now. I'm out.
Caul, It's raining men. Hallelujah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:25:15 (#)
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LOL I have a shoot tonight Jonny.
Why cant you just assmit that you like and respect me?
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never said I didn't like you...although if you were as a good a snowboarder as you are a camper on your own posts, you would have WON THE FUCKING WINTER X-GAMES ALREADY.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:34:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah Caul I feel ya. I disgust me too, but I still love my cock.
I'm thinking you have similiar feelings man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:32:47 EDT (#)
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p.s. you still don't know shit about snowboard
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:32:26 EDT (#)
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+2 for all those +2 you handed to me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:30:39 EDT (#)
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Actually, men disgust me. I tried it sober and I went that close from barfing. But at the end of speed trip, my mind seems to think otherswise.
Now get over it buddy. You look like 6 years old.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:30:14 EDT (#)
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So the argument turns from snowboarding to Caul's past bi experiences, that's just lovely.
This place is insane.
And Jim? How the hell could you not understand getting to the top of a mountain, smoking a jay and communing with nature before the run? Haven't you heard of the Token Sacrifice to the Board Gods for a good run? I am so disappointed....
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:26:45 EDT (#)
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yeah yeah yeah i bone sluts
anyway, hey man.
im naked right NOW, does that turn you on?
I guess I'd qualify as one of them "Bears". Know what I mean Laverne?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:24:10 EDT (#)
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And Jim, girls get really turned on when you tell them you've tried ze sausage. Because they know it makes you a better lay when you know how thing works from both side of the fences.
Too bad you'd probably have to pay again to find a consenting male. Kinda sad too.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:24:10 EDT (#)
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So dude, are you a pitcher or a catcher?
I ask that in the nicest way.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:22:06 EDT (#)
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In all fucking seriousness Caul, I like you now.
This revelation explains SO much. For real.
Yeah, maybe this was painted on billboards in the sky, but I DIDNT know it for sure, just had suspicions. So.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:21:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:08:16 (#)
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i've ingested drugs...but never have i gotten freaky with a dude.
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I said many people do. I didn't say everybody or the majority.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:20:49 EDT (#)
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I've seen the pics Caul...I'd do ya..
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:19:58 EDT (#)
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So Sphag, you've been with boys too?
I accept that from Caul. It feels right. I'll say it again: I respect him.
If YOU are gonna start talking about gay sex then I'm sorry, I'll have to puke.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:18:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:04:09 (#)
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I fucking KNEW it.
"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:59:49 (#)
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I did have a penchant for bi-experiences a couple of times"
ahahahahahahahahahahah
Translation: "yeah, i sucked a few cocks but that doesnt make me gay"
It DOES man, it really does. lololol
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I've said it before quite a few times. It's not like you've uncovered a great secret.
We're in 2005 man. Nobody gives a shit about labels anymore (except backward americans). Gay, straight, bi, whatever...fuck who you want as long as it's legal.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:04:09 (#)
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I fucking KNEW it.
"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:59:49 (#)
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I did have a penchant for bi-experiences a couple of times"
ahahahahahahahahahahah
Translation: "yeah, i sucked a few cocks but that doesnt make me gay"
It DOES man, it really does. lololol
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What a load of horseshit.
Based on this statement, I guess it's ok if I start calling you a paedophile again because I'm sure you have spent time with children before, hell, you have one of your own. Poor thing.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:09:02 EDT (#)
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Caul. Princess.
My respect for you has gone up exponentially tonight.
It's ok to be gay man. I respect honesty and you rock.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:08:16 EDT (#)
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i've ingested drugs...but never have i gotten freaky with a dude.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:04:09 EDT (#)
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I fucking KNEW it.
"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:59:49 (#)
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I did have a penchant for bi-experiences a couple of times"
ahahahahahahahahahahah
Translation: "yeah, i sucked a few cocks but that doesnt make me gay"
It DOES man, it really does. lololol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:30:50 (#)
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Caul baby. Smooch.
I've been talking to some of your "UberPals" and they all seem to think you're a latent jizz swiller who will come out of the closet in a matter of weeks. Is there any truth to that?
Inquirering Jimthefiends wanna know.
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I did have a penchant for bi-experiences a couple of times when I used to ingest drugs (like many do) but that didn't last long. So no, I'm in no closet. I bang girls, but I don't pay for them like you do.
You seem to think that Internet people's opinions will bother me. You're even dumber than I thought.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:52:29 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:44:34 (#)
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Hey dipshit...I see you're pulling in about half your own reviews...and probably half your hits!
You da man! You're great! I hope you get to MVA so you have something to put on your wall, next to all your $2000 a day cancelled checks!
What are you on now...a 46 consecutive hour internet bender?
Fuck, shut up for 20 minutes, if possible. "
I had almost given up hope.
You've finally come to your senses. HAPPY DAY. <insert heartsy faced emoticon here>
THANK YOU muffin for this affirmation. You fucking ROCK man and I lub you.
I mailed you that tube full of my jiz, as promised. Kiss.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:46:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:54:12 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:37:09 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:21:57 (#)
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There's nothing more pathetic than a overweight ugly scumbag who lives off prostitutes and claims to be the most awesome man on Earth.
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well, there is one thing....
they could be French Canadian
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You're just jealous because I'm more "exotic" than you here while you're just another boring american dumbass.
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I may be boring to you but I assure you I am neither jealous of you nor a dumbass
well, possibly a dumbass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:44:34 EDT (#)
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Hey dipshit...I see you're pulling in about half your own reviews...and probably half your hits!
You da man! You're great! I hope you get to MVA so you have something to put on your wall, next to all your $2000 a day cancelled checks!
What are you on now...a 46 consecutive hour internet bender?
Fuck, shut up for 20 minutes, if possible.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:38:16 EDT (#)
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I'm almost certain that I spelled this wrong: inquiring
Yep. I did. Sorry girls, I'm drunk. You have now seen my weakness.
Google search for "jimthefiend fucks caul"
Ubersite - Obese people shouldn't have civil rights
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:42:16 (#) Ranking: 2 ...
FUCK Thanks so much Caul, that was awesome. I feel the exact same (I think ...
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:27:43 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:08:58 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:05 (#)
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At least you didnt use the word "sick" as an adjective in that review Bob. Thank you for that.
Mebbe I'm just different.
Theres a trail at Snowbird. Its one of those that they discourage you from riding on.
About ten feet wide. Left side: trees.
Right side: 200 foot vertical drop.
A little game we play: Carve the Cliff.
What you do is well... Carve the cliff. You ride as CLOSE to the edge as you can.
Dude I've had epiphanys of riding where half my board has been over the void on EACH and EVERY backstroke ALL THE WAY DOWN.
Fuck relaxing man. I want danger and impending death
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Captain the bullshit detectors have been pegged at maximum.
Aye Scotty!
We need more power!
Dies
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:31:41 EDT (#)
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Mountain Creek is TEH R0XX0RZ!!!11
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:30:50 EDT (#)
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Caul baby. Smooch.
I've been talking to some of your "UberPals" and they all seem to think you're a latent jizz swiller who will come out of the closet in a matter of weeks. Is there any truth to that?
Inquirering Jimthefiends wanna know.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:28:07 EDT (#)
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You are a real dumb fucking turd aren't you Optide?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:27:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:08:58 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:05 (#)
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At least you didnt use the word "sick" as an adjective in that review Bob. Thank you for that.
Mebbe I'm just different.
Theres a trail at Snowbird. Its one of those that they discourage you from riding on.
About ten feet wide. Left side: trees.
Right side: 200 foot vertical drop.
A little game we play: Carve the Cliff.
What you do is well... Carve the cliff. You ride as CLOSE to the edge as you can.
Dude I've had epiphanys of riding where half my board has been over the void on EACH and EVERY backstroke ALL THE WAY DOWN.
Fuck relaxing man. I want danger and impending death
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Captain the bullshit detectors have been pegged at maximum.
Aye Scotty!
We need more power!
Dies
Submitted by optide (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:26:09 EDT (#)
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Who said X-snaps? I just meant that in terms of control and overall quality...they're shit.
On Burtons that were made post-Berlin Wall, the base is made of something more resilient to rails and such, thus, less flexible and more brittle. Oh, and it's not my fault that you can't leave the ground for long enough to actually do something interesting and test your board on the landing.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:25:15 EDT (#)
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LOL I have a shoot tonight Jonny.
Why cant you just assmit that you like and respect me?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:23:00 EDT (#)
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"In conclusion, post less and STFU NOOB "
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ooh, maximum pwnage.
jimsy, you're still on double secret probation, in case you forgot - better stick to posting nekkid chicks for the time being, eh?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:22:40 EDT (#)
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+2 because yay snowboarding!
-1 because I have a Sims Project and it kicks the arse out of Burton even if it is 9 years old!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:18:21 EDT (#)
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Optide you ignorant nigger.
I have had that board for 15 years and I'm a fat fuck. Hasnt snapped yet so shut up.
I've heard this same "x snaps" nonsense from a billion newbs on every subject from snowboards to guitars to dildos so many times it's become cliche.
"X snaps" is what idiots say when they dont have the slightest motherfucking clue what they're talking about, but yet wanna feel a part of things by running their yap anyway.
Eat one moron.
Submitted by optide (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:14:24 EDT (#)
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1. Burtons snap
2. You're bindings are shit
3. You REALLY don't need that many tools
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:11:46 EDT (#)
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Adam, truth.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:08:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:05 (#)
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At least you didnt use the word "sick" as an adjective in that review Bob. Thank you for that.
Mebbe I'm just different.
Theres a trail at Snowbird. Its one of those that they discourage you from riding on.
About ten feet wide. Left side: trees.
Right side: 200 foot vertical drop.
A little game we play: Carve the Cliff.
What you do is well... Carve the cliff. You ride as CLOSE to the edge as you can.
Dude I've had epiphanys of riding where half my board has been over the void on EACH and EVERY backstroke ALL THE WAY DOWN.
Fuck relaxing man. I want danger and impending death
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Captain the bullshit detectors have been pegged at maximum.
Aye Scotty!
We need more power!
Dies
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:05:07 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is that yeti doing near the ski lodge?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:04:23 EDT (#)
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LOL I only did the first one on the UberBoard Bob.
Anyway this whole "I board to relax" thing is gheytarded.
I can relax at fucking home, ya know?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:05:52 (#)
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When I was in college, I worked at a local ski resort over the Xmas breaks on the ski lift. You would be amazed at what falls out of people's pockets when they're getting on the lift. On any given day, my crew would get over a case worth of beer cans, a bag or two of weed, and a full set of equipment. If nobody came back for it within an hour or so it was ours. It was also fun to shut the lift off or speed it up as some retard was about to get onto it.
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I'll never forget a few yrs. ago when my buddy's dingbat ex FORGOT TO GET OFF THE LIFT! She literally didn't realize she was at the top and rod the bullwheel halfway around till she tripped the bar and stopped the whole damn thing. What a ditz.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:58:05 EDT (#)
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At least you didnt use the word "sick" as an adjective in that review Bob. Thank you for that.
Mebbe I'm just different.
Theres a trail at Snowbird. Its one of those that they discourage you from riding on.
About ten feet wide. Left side: trees.
Right side: 200 foot vertical drop.
A little game we play: Carve the Cliff.
What you do is well... Carve the cliff. You ride as CLOSE to the edge as you can.
Dude I've had epiphanys of riding where half my board has been over the void on EACH and EVERY backstroke ALL THE WAY DOWN.
Fuck relaxing man. I want danger and impending death.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:56:35 EDT (#)
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"They're for holding the roach. And it's spelled NEEDLE. God I hate people sometimes. My head hurts."
roach clips are for pussies, full finger the whole way.
Keep on giving Bart money if you want though
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:51:45 EDT (#)
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If all you wanna do is sit in the snow and be relaxed then go to the farking park at 3am on January 17th.
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Man, it IS relaxing, sitting down tugging on a doobie with a slight crisp breeze blowing the ice crystals so they dance and shimmer in the sunlight. Looking down at the fucking untouched fresh powder that you just hiked for 3 hours to get to.
Take a deep breath and realize that there is nothing better in the world and that there is no place that you would rather be. Sure there is a rush, after the relaxation.
You fucking pull down the goggles, do up the jacket and ride down a 1000 foot vertical drop of crisp clean untouched powder. If that is not the most relaxing thing you could ever do I dont know what is.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:46:35 EDT (#)
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Adam I've never even SEEN a roofie. It's called analogy. Anyway.
You arent getting it.
If all you wanna do is sit in the snow and be relaxed then go to the farking park at 3am on January 17th.
You see what I'm saying?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:46:30 EDT (#)
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"BobLola where do you ride?"
I ride Whistler, Fernie, Sunshine and Louise.
Have a plus 2 for letting me talk about riding, the only thing I can talk about more is my music.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:43:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:38:44 (#)
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Adam, WRONG, no offense. If the penultimate moment of your last trip to the hill was getting high, then you were doing something wrong.
Even the faggots on skis will understand this:
Carving down a mountain is more than ballet, its more than dancing period. It's like banging an 18 year old that you slipped a couple of roofies to. It's beautiful, it's solo, it's dangerous and it's VERY satisfying. I dont NEED a buzz to get high from riding man.
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Nah, you see it's about the serene calmness and relaxation of sitting there in the snow shooting the shit getting baked with a bud that's awesome.
Then the juxtaposition into a full face fucking adrenaline rush down the hill.
It's like taking a hot chick home from the club and banging her so loud your roomates can hear then coming out and doing a shot of JD with everyone to celebrate.
Only losers need roofies anyway
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:38:48 EDT (#)
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Boarders suck. Skiers rule.
Where is that, anyway. East coast?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:38:44 EDT (#)
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Adam, WRONG, no offense. If the penultimate moment of your last trip to the hill was getting high, then you were doing something wrong.
Even the faggots on skis will understand this:
Carving down a mountain is more than ballet, its more than dancing period. It's like banging an 18 year old that you slipped a couple of roofies to. It's beautiful, it's solo, it's dangerous and it's VERY satisfying. I dont NEED a buzz to get high from riding man.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:37:20 EDT (#)
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At the time of this reply, 32 of the 103 posts are from you. Over one-third.
You've GOTTA be kidding me, man. Get a life. Quit camping.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:32:55 EDT (#)
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I like skiing. But, snowboarding seems fun as well. I've heard it is harder to learn to snowboard initially, but that once you learn the basics it's easier to get really good more quickly.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:32:30 EDT (#)
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I am convinced that with all the bullshit bickering that you obviously don't ride that seriously. You can just tell from the way the language flows, and how different it is from Bob's.
Besides there is nothing better then sitting at the top of a fresh slope with a friend and smoking a nice big fattie before racing down that biatch.
Damn I want to go skiing so bad right now
BobLola where do you ride?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:29:15 EDT (#)
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I'm not implying shit you fucking dress wearing queer. I'm SAYING IT.
SNOWBIRD UTAH IS THE BEST SKI RESORT ON EARTH.
There, suck on that while you insert your Anal Avenger Buttplug you frog faggot.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:28:07 EDT (#)
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Back to work.
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amen
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:26:55 EDT (#)
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Now he's implying Utah is better than Alberta, or even compared.
This guy is a raging retard. Back to work.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:26:06 EDT (#)
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I'm happy.
Simply because of the fact that if you wade through the bullshit you can find some valuable information. That, and this made most heated. :)
You're not a fag Jgreen(I dont guess), Caul is.
heheh
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:24:17 EDT (#)
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What about the yeti hair and moustache? Will I need those things to not be considered a newb as well?
You look like an overweight version of Kid Rock.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:23:28 EDT (#)
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Shut up Faggot.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:22:24 EDT (#)
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God, I haven't had to pull this out since WTH left...
28 of 91 reviews are yourself.
11 are Caul.
That's 39 of 91.
I'm guessing that out of the 91 total reviews, there are about 8 people bitching and arguing here.
Jesus fuck, people.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:21:47 EDT (#)
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Bob is obviously kicking your ass.
You mentionned 3 tools and I see 5.
What is that faggy little red screwdriver for?
And why the wrench? To beat the women you intend to rape in the backwoods?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:20:07 EDT (#)
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You never have to maintain your "Gear" because it sits in the corner of your apartment gathering dust. The only USE it gets is occasionally you'll bring some fat drunk chick home, show it to her and regale her with nonsensical tales of your rapine of Telluride.
You are so fucking full of shit.
Snowbird Utah is fucking MECCA you worthless idiot.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:15:55 EDT (#)
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Man, I am out, you are a fucking moron. You have no idea what you are talking about and I feel like I am standing at the shop counter explaining to a 15yr old how to take care of his board. I ride Whistler, Fernie, Sunshine and Louise out of bounds all day. I bring beer because I like to stay on them mountain, not sit inside. I can do that shit at home. Just because you know the word sintered doesnt make you an expert.
When the Salomon/Rossi/Ride rep has a demo day at the hill and needs to get all of his shit fixed after fucking n00bs like you trash it he brings it to me. I am not going to post a bunch of video clips of me riding last season on here just to prove to you that I am rider than you are, I know I am and I am comfortable with that.
The gear that I buy doesnt need to be tightened all the time so I dont need to have all those tools.
All I need is a shovel, a radio, a beacon, a 1/4 and a cube of Kokanee and I can spend all day carving fresh tracks in some sick powder.
Have fun in Utah homo.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:05:47 EDT (#)
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*ahem*
I was umm OUT HAVING A LIFE.
I cant be glued to this site 24/7 as much as I KNOW that you and Method want me to be.
Hey man, lets see some pics. That'll shut me up.
Remember your camera comment?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:03:09 EDT (#)
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I'm back, let's play some more.
Darth, it's spelled FLEECE, you're an idiot.
About the clothes. Jeans, under a pair of US Army issue NBC pants, which are the BEST insulated britches you're likely to find. On top, long undies, baha, flannel (or sweater). You do know about LAYERS right?
Boots: Those were actually designed as MotoCross boots. You can see the plate if you look closely. At the time Snowboarding caught on the in the US, Kemper didnt make anything but motorcycle products. They jumped on the bandwagon, stuck a ski boot liner into an already extant model of boot, and proceeded to sell me the BEST pair of snowboard boots I've ever seen. I've had them for 16 years and would kill to protect them. :)
Moving along.
Tools. Bob you cant spell or COUNT apparently. There are 3 not 800 screwdrivers.
#1: Flathead, for binding strap hardware.
#2: Small Phillips head, for binding straps.
#3: Large Phillips head, for the binding/board linkpoint itself. This comes in handy if I want to adjust the stance slightly, or for when I take acid and want to ride goofy footed.
Bob, I bet you went and spent a hundred bucks on a "snowboard kit". Noob. The shits in my garage, or at walmart for under ten dollars.
More about you being a noob. After thinking about this, even if you didnt own yourself with the pliers comment, you certainly did with the P-Tex one. P-Tex is crap. Their bases are 90% extruded which equals SHIT to anyone who knows ANYTHING about the sport. It's all about sintered baby. The fillers they make are cheap, they bond poorly, and they dry brittle. Which means, my little idiot pal, that they fall off the base eventually. Like I said, clueless idiots buy P-Tex in Lodge Ski Shops.
People with money drink in the lodge. Morons carry beer in a pack while riding.
But seriously, you're cool.
I bet you listen to Skynard while carving down that green slope man. You rock, just don't go to far away from the rope tow dude.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:02:57 EDT (#)
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Bob, he googled it. He's just fucking sad.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:01:02 EDT (#)
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Btw morons, Neither the base OR stick of filler are of P-Tex manufacture. Those Asym 7.1's have a Durasurf sintered base and I stick with them for the fillers. P-Tex is what they sell fucking Newbs in the Lodge Ski Shop.
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Fuck man, thanks for the insight, I better go tell the guy who owns the service shop I worked at for 5 years tuning more snowboards and skis than you will ever see that he is using crap to fix all those boards.
Man, this was a huge help, I will be sure to use that crap that turns my base brown next time too. It looks sooooo awesome and well done. Those fags who spend all that time doing a 'base patch' on their core shot with that fucking ghey 'epoxy' really could learn a thing or two from you. I mean the jobs that they do suck, the base patch matches the board AND it wont peel out when you do a base grind.
PS, it took you 1.5 hours to respond to the P-Tex comment, was the guy who gave it to you not out of bed yet???
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:25:52 EDT (#)
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Your gear really sucks. Only the dumbest noobs wear anything thats fleeze with no outer layer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:18:20 EDT (#)
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It's not a very good idea to argue about snowboard with Albertans.
Though one should never expect too much from white trash lowlives.
Submitted by jfreif (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:17:25 EDT (#)
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Skiing is so much cooler.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:15:01 EDT (#)
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Board it off.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:14:29 EDT (#)
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But what if the cat wants to snowboard?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:02:40 EDT (#)
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Btw morons, Neither the base OR stick of filler are of P-Tex manufacture. Those Asym 7.1's have a Durasurf sintered base and I stick with them for the fillers. P-Tex is what they sell fucking Newbs in the Lodge Ski Shop.
If you'll look CLOSE Bob at the top of the pic of the "skiers suck" thingy, you'll see that I've used the Durasurf filler along the rail. The dark brown patch. The filler has a relatively low wax absorption ability, and tends to discolor when its dry.
Anything else?
I'll check back later, I have to go pay my cable bill now.
Idiots.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:58:45 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHA, you are telling me to get help an yet you pay a dollar to put a quote of me on the Uberboard. Is it because I spelt "needle" wrong? I didn't feel that the post justified a proofread or was worth of being cut and paste from word. If that is all you got out of my post you are a sad sad manboy.
One more thing, if you are such a fucking shredder then why do you care what kind of booze they have in the lodge. I mean, I walk through the lodge twice in a trip, once when I get there and then again when I leave. I prefere to be out on the mountain not paying $20 for a pitcher of beer, but to each his own I guess. Just sit down an enjoy your Malibu fag.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, I know that you have a ton of naked chicks around all the time, how come you are always on the wrong side of the camera?
Are you the 'friend' who never gets any but is allowed to film?
Like the same guy who always films the "We Live Together" chicks?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you smell weird.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:54:22 EDT (#)
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Snowboarding for n00bs, by n00bs.
Nice bunnyhill you're riding there, hardcore. The hill in our CITY is more dangerous than that.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:47:54 EDT (#)
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you can't snowboard for shit if that's the stuff you bring along.
you can't even address what Bob Lobla said to you? c'mon, i thought you were the professional here.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:42:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:33:51 (#)
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Oh and the first board I road was the Burton Woody, airbrushed and no metal edges, talk about long days.
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Used to have one of those myself.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:39:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:48:49 (#)
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My God, this is hilarious. I haven't seen Uber people get this torqued-up since the Chris Evans days.
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It's like a soap opera for the maladjusted
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:35:34 EDT (#)
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Im bailing to go run some errands.
I just want to thank you Caul and Bob for giving me the first uncontrollable bout of REAL laughter I've had in weeks.
I'm dead serious.
Thanks guys, and GET HELP. Now.
xoxo
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:32:02 EDT (#)
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Whats funny about this Xcuses, is that I RARELY start fights.
I'm finding that I'm finishing them more and more every day though. So yeah, you make a good point.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:30:20 EDT (#)
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For what it's worth, here's my rule...
If I am finding myself fighting with at least one person every day on this site, I start kicking my own ass
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:28:57 EDT (#)
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Get a fucking haircut would you!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:25:08 EDT (#)
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And YOU'RE an idiot.
Here is Wisdom: When they start scrambling with the pedo crap you know you've won.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:19:43 EDT (#)
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i didn't know you were a pedo
your one sad muthafucker!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:15:13 EDT (#)
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Oh for the love of God.
Take a walk Caul. I want you to THINK about this and how fucking imbecilic you are being.
Seriously. You're looking REAL dumb right about now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:13:48 EDT (#)
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I'm talking about the blurred children pictures on the ground you sick fuck!
Fantasy is always something we don't have. Since you've never had a woman who wanted to suck your dick because she felt attracted to you, not your money, I bet you enjoy their innocent honest eyes riveted on you while you masturbate and cry do you?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:08:57 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahahahaha
I admit it.
I like to rub one off to Finding Nemo.
mmmmmmm fish.
bwahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:08:24 EDT (#)
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You're being evasive kiddie fiddler
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:05:49 EDT (#)
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This has got to be the best thread I've ever SEEN, much less started.
Caul, lmao, PUT THE TUBE OF MODEL GLUE DOWN NOW.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:03:31 EDT (#)
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jim - BobLola made other points than those three. Would you care to adress them because the more you ignore them the more it proves how clueless you are.
Also, I wanted to tell that it's digusting that you masturbate in front of children's pictures (see bottom). You sick pedophile.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 07:56:48 (#)
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rad youre telling me you wouldnt wanna watch porn on this:
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/forum/uploads/post-9-1109621652.jpg
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:58:30 EDT (#)
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And the Award for the DUMBEST fucking thing I've ever read on UberSite goes to BobLabia for this:
"-You 'pain meds' are just that, pain meds, not pot or booze. I have NEVER taken pain meds with me riding and I ride the best mountains in N.A. and I ride them hard.
-its called a 'scraper' not a peice of plastic for scraping
-how in the FUCK are neddle nose pliers at all usefull for smoking pot, GET OFF YOUR WALLET AND BUY A PIPE AND SOME ROLLIES "
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:55:01 EDT (#)
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i like how some people are taking this post too seriously
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:54:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:37:09 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:21:57 (#)
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There's nothing more pathetic than a overweight ugly scumbag who lives off prostitutes and claims to be the most awesome man on Earth.
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well, there is one thing....
they could be French Canadian
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You're just jealous because I'm more "exotic" than you here while you're just another boring american dumbass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:53:13 EDT (#)
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You just got a veritable ass raping by Boblobla, you fucking inbred piece of shit
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:50:59 EDT (#)
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"-You 'pain meds' are just that, pain meds, not pot or booze. I have NEVER taken pain meds with me riding and I ride the best mountains in N.A. and I ride them hard.
-its called a 'scraper' not a peice of plastic for scraping
-how in the FUCK are neddle nose pliers at all usefull for smoking pot, GET OFF YOUR WALLET AND BUY A PIPE AND SOME ROLLIES "
you ARE taking the piss right?
Please say yes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:50:49 EDT (#)
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Stickers and stencils are requirements to be a snowmoarder. Interesting.
I guess you also think that stickers and a fart nozzle are required to turn your Honda Civic into a race car, right? As sad as yoru fake lesbian alters are, they're still better than this shit.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:49:16 EDT (#)
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BLITZKREIG_BOB - sounds like we need a beer gathering in the future.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:49:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:36:53 (#)
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"Burton is overrated and you still post way too fucking much."
THANKYOU CAUL, Burton fucking blows.
Don't try to pass yourself off as someone who this the all knowing all powerful authority figure on snowboarding.
I look at your list of shit to bring and I know that you are a fucking moron:
-You only need one fucking tool man, not 800 fucking massive screwdrivers.
-You have P-Tex there but don't mention what it is or what it does which leads me to believe one of your buddies who knows somwthing about snowboarding said, "Here man, you will need this"
-You 'pain meds' are just that, pain meds, not pot or booze. I have NEVER taken pain meds with me riding and I ride the best mountains in N.A. and I ride them hard.
-its called a 'scraper' not a peice of plastic for scraping
-how in the FUCK are neddle nose pliers at all usefull for smoking pot, GET OFF YOUR WALLET AND BUY A PIPE AND SOME ROLLIES
-The only reason that you have to bring all of those replacement straps and buckles is cause you are using shitty product.
-Where the fuck is your shovel? How are you gonna build a huge kicker in the backcountry without a shovel?
-Where the fuck is your camera? How the fuck are you going to convivce people that you know how to ride without some SICK pics.
-Nice Kemper boots FAG, maybe if you spent less money on an overprices board and a bunch of tools you dont know how to use you could by some better boots
-Its called and edge not a rail and if you are going to try to help people out, don't tell them to buy the wrong shit. All a wet stone will do is remove burs from the edge, if you want edges what you need is an 88 degree edge bevel.
-a fanny pack? BUY A BACKPACK HOMO, IT HOLDS MORE BEER.
In conclusion, post less and STFU NOOB "
Dude come on, that was so fucking stupid on SO many levels I'm actually in shock.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:48:49 EDT (#)
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My God, this is hilarious. I haven't seen Uber people get this torqued-up since the Chris Evans days.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:43:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:40:19 (#)
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"Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
ello chaps, my name is bob and i am an idgit"
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That is a very intelligent rebuttal you douchebag, stick to what you can do well, posting picture of naked chicks.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:43:13 EDT (#)
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I didn't know what you guys were talking about with the prostitutes/actresses/models.
Then I found this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71541
wow.
Make a mental note, Jim. I was backing you before I even knew you had the goods.
mental note
mental note
mental note
Totally_Useless rocks
mental note
mental note
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:40:19 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:36:53 (#)
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ello chaps, my name is bob and i am an idgit"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:37:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:21:57 (#)
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There's nothing more pathetic than a overweight ugly scumbag who lives off prostitutes and claims to be the most awesome man on Earth.
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well, there is one thing....
they could be French Canadian
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:36:53 EDT (#)
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"Burton is overrated and you still post way too fucking much."
THANKYOU CAUL, Burton fucking blows.
Don't try to pass yourself off as someone who this the all knowing all powerful authority figure on snowboarding.
I look at your list of shit to bring and I know that you are a fucking moron:
-You only need one fucking tool man, not 800 fucking massive screwdrivers.
-You have P-Tex there but don't mention what it is or what it does which leads me to believe one of your buddies who knows somwthing about snowboarding said, "Here man, you will need this"
-You 'pain meds' are just that, pain meds, not pot or booze. I have NEVER taken pain meds with me riding and I ride the best mountains in N.A. and I ride them hard.
-its called a 'scraper' not a peice of plastic for scraping
-how in the FUCK are neddle nose pliers at all usefull for smoking pot, GET OFF YOUR WALLET AND BUY A PIPE AND SOME ROLLIES
-The only reason that you have to bring all of those replacement straps and buckles is cause you are using shitty product.
-Where the fuck is your shovel? How are you gonna build a huge kicker in the backcountry without a shovel?
-Where the fuck is your camera? How the fuck are you going to convivce people that you know how to ride without some SICK pics.
-Nice Kemper boots FAG, maybe if you spent less money on an overprices board and a bunch of tools you dont know how to use you could by some better boots
-Its called and edge not a rail and if you are going to try to help people out, don't tell them to buy the wrong shit. All a wet stone will do is remove burs from the edge, if you want edges what you need is an 88 degree edge bevel.
-a fanny pack? BUY A BACKPACK HOMO, IT HOLDS MORE BEER.
In conclusion, post less and STFU NOOB
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:36:20 EDT (#)
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This post is NOT about snowboarding anymore. :(
I am not ugly. I'm rugged and manly. You fucking pansies wouldnt understand that with your 26 inch girly waists and your 3 inch biceps.
Chicks dig MEN not metrosexual, tommy boy wearing fucking homos.
I also have a very large cock, not a slightly over developed clitoris.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:34:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:29:59 (#)
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They are MODELS and ACTRESSES man.
For real.
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You're still paying them. Or else they would ignore you because let's face it, you're not exactly eye candy.
Anyway, this is a waste of time.
Proxénète!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:33:17 EDT (#)
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ALERT:
Caulaincourt has been asked NOT to visit any ski resorts this year. Too many visitors have complained to mountain authorities, stating that when they ski/snowboard behind the frogboy, their equipment is scratched and marred by the sand exiting his vagina.
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CAUL,
Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:33:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:42:53 (#)
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Its not too bad here, I can get to a decent mountain in about and hour and a half (Blue Mountain) I can get to some ok ones in 2 hours (Camelback and Shawnee)
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I'm a 45 minute or less drive to all of these.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:31:01 EDT (#)
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You are an ugly, ugly man.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:29:59 EDT (#)
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They are MODELS and ACTRESSES man.
For real.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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Fuck dude, you live with your mom, how is that any different then me making money off "prostitutes"? """
What? I live on my own, limp dick. While technically, you are being supported by women, whores to be exact. Quite the winner!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:27:21 EDT (#)
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I AM NOT FAT.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:25:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:23:06 (#)
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lmao, ahahaha, lolol, heheh and all of that stuff.
Caul, Caul, Caul.
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Nice comeback!
Have a good day you dirty fat scumbag.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:24:44 EDT (#)
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I am in fact the Most Awesome Man On Earth. And?
Fuck dude, you live with your mom, how is that any different then me making money off "prostitutes"?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:23:06 EDT (#)
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lmao, ahahaha, lolol, heheh and all of that stuff.
Caul, Caul, Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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There's nothing more pathetic than a overweight ugly scumbag who lives off prostitutes and claims to be the most awesome man on Earth.
You're the new FatTony on the block.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:20:35 EDT (#)
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You really are you own best fan
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:18:53 EDT (#)
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Theres nothing more petulant than an angry Queen.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:16:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:58:41 (#)
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"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:52:11 (#)
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For beginners maybe but ski requires a lot more skills and elegance to be just average while snowboard is more freestyle. "
I guess you've never seen anyone in a half pipe.
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I guess you're a fucking idiot with the reading comprehension of an autistic trisomic.
I said "to be just average" Average snowboarders barely even go into half pipes. Basics like slalom with ski are not that easy.
While you're exagarating, have you ever seen a competitive skiier in moguls? That's a bit impressive as well.
They are two different sports and only retards with the mind of a 5 years old bother with comparing.
You really are you own best fan.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:14:01 EDT (#)
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Good style.
You'll do well here.
Don't pay attention to the other cunts below.
Do yer thang.
I should, however, deduct a point for no bag of weed in pic.
But I'm stoned now, so MEH.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:03:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:58:41 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:52:11 (#)
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For beginners maybe but ski requires a lot more skills and elegance to be just average while snowboard is more freestyle. "
I guess you've never seen anyone in a half pipe.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:56:45 EDT (#)
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Boring, but at least it's your first post today. That's a step in the right direction.
I won't count that one of your lesbo alter working on her car.
I bet about 25% of your responses come from you. You're your own biggest fan. Nice.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:56:22 EDT (#)
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When you gonna come out of the closet Caul?
Anyway, Hippo, -2 ALL my posts as it looks like youre already doing. I will enjoy the attention and you will get banned.
That will be cool.
Anyone who says skiing is harder than boarding has got a screw loose. No offense. It's also more dangerous. Unless youre a homo, you are strapped to the board and it STAYS with you when you crash, and doesnt go off in two different directions like skis.
Think about THAT.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:52:11 EDT (#)
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I have SEEN people who've never been on skis in their life snap on and make it all the way down the hill without falling.
I have NEVER seen a first time boarder make it 50 feet without eating snow.
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For beginners maybe but ski requires a lot more skills and elegance to be just average while snowboard is more freestyle.
I snowboard too by the way.
Burton is overrated and you still post way too fucking much.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:51:15 EDT (#)
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i'm sick of the cold. i've been in cleveland too long (it snowed in may!)
i'm also too damn clumsy on snow/ice
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:47:28 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:40:47 (#)
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More agility and requires more skill to perform in the first place. "
I can't agree with that, sorry.
I have SEEN people who've never been on skis in their life snap on and make it all the way down the hill without falling.
I have NEVER seen a first time boarder make it 50 feet without eating snow.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:43:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:30:03 (#)
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Snowboarding is an auto +2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:42:53 EDT (#)
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Its not too bad here, I can get to a decent mountain in about and hour and a half (Blue Mountain) I can get to some ok ones in 2 hours (Camelback and Shawnee) and I can get to a hot hot mountain in about 4.5 hours (Okemo).
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:40:47 EDT (#)
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A good skier can easily fuck up a good snowboarder mid-slope. More agility and requires more skill to perform in the first place. Meh, I like boarding too, just call it like I see it.
Some days, I will ski instead of board just to smack the little fucks on snowboard around for dickin with skiers.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:39:21 EDT (#)
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i hope you die :)
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:37:49 EDT (#)
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Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dreams.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:35:56 EDT (#)
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you reek of penis
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:35:38 EDT (#)
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nobody likes you
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:35:25 EDT (#)
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Place here sucks, trails are ok but short. They DO have this midnight madness thing alot from 10pm to 6am. Thats funn, spent many a New Years Eve there.
I go to Utah alot too.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:33:51 EDT (#)
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Oh and the first board I road was the Burton Woody, airbrushed and no metal edges, talk about long days.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:30:03 EDT (#)
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Snowboarding is an auto +2
I've skied and boarded and I like both but prefer boarding.
I'll admit that snowboarders do reck the mountain, I mean I can move a cubic ton of snow in a good power slide.
I ride an Osin and just go rid on my step in bindings this year.
My obscure band sticker is the 'Misfits'
My usual lodge has a live band every saturday, it fucking rocks, we get pretty shitty from 4-7 while the lights come on, I have a had time seeing terrain in the dusk.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:27:12 EDT (#)
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i want to try.
early next year i will try. yippers.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:23:57 EDT (#)
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I bought one of the first 500 boards sold by Burton Adam.
Been doing it a WHILE.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:21:07 EDT (#)
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I'd shred you on the mountain, snowboarders are 99% posers
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:18:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:14:56 EDT (