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Rating: 0.88 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SirTallica (View user info) at 2005-08-10 09:43:05 EDT


Cliff isn't the smartest guy around but every now and again he comes up with a jewel. Here is one such thing. Just thought I would share this with you all.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like how munkey bucked the train to get on top of me.

OMG THE THEME TO THREE'S CUMPNEY JUST CAME ON THE NET RADIO

*jives*

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:14:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Older than goatse, but I still giggled. Beer logic is the best kind.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

New for me, funny one, too.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've heard that one many a time, yet it remains a timeless classic

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a firm believer in this theory. I even have it posted on the beer fridge at work.


Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:14:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it


Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This has been posted before.

Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heard it before but still yielded a chuckle.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mikethescottish, we were just talking about you

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:14:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I love that episode where Cliff explains the jet engine and DNA with the same diagram.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it

Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ancient

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what you get????


a +0 NO COMMENT BITCH

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This has been my theory behind smoking pot for years. And then they said they grow back so not only am I killing the weak ones but I'm making room for newer, stronger brain cells.

God I'm fucking brilliant and Cliff Claven is the Rule!

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a good story but I read it in my inbox yesterday.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like it

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 09:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not original, but you didn't take credit...


and i really liked it


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