1980s Movies Vol 5: The Requests. GHEY or NOT?? (1519 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-08-10 11:11:05 EDT
Volume 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72018
Volume 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72194
Volume 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72374
Volume 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72565
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Ask, and you shall receive. Seek, and you shall find. Call, and you will be answered.
These have all been requested at least once on the previous installments. The requesting author is noted where due.
As always, I'm sure I've omitted many good movies and many good quotes. Feel free to leave your own. And for those I've ruled GHEY, requesters make your argument for your choice.
-nitty
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 13:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or Empire Strikes Back. You pick.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 13:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do Return of the Jedi in the next one.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shameless Linkwhore
1960's movies:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73350
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-10 21:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stripes is the fucking roxxers......
"If anyone touches me i'll kill ya, Oh sit down francis"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll hit that again...
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When the Muppets took Manhattan I was taken aback by the plot because there's no way a frog and pig puppet could steal a city that size.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stripes is in the Shlongy All Time Top 3 movies, in and around Slapshot and Caddyshack.
This may help:http://www.ubersite.com/m/49732
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about "The Blob" - http://imdb.com/title/tt0094761/
i enjoyed it when i was growing up. i must have seen it 4-5 times every year for a decade.
i think i liked the phone booth scene the best.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how the tagline for the Bobcat Goldthwait movie is "The funniest talking horse movie ever"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-10 13:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best part of back to school is when Rodney Dangerfield has someone do a paper for him on Vonnegut, and the teacher exclaims that whoever wrote it obviously didn't know a thing about Vonnegut, even though it was actually him who wrote it.
OK I'm a dork who's borderline obsessed with the mans work
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"What kind of training have you men been doing?
ARMY training, sir!"
I forgot about Back to School - the only part of that movie that I watch is the part with Sam Kinison - omigod, COMEDY GOLD!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/christmas_vacation/shitterwasfull2.wav
Nuff said...........
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking 2 my man, keep 'em coming. Bobcat is fucking funny too.
POLICE ACADEMY BABY
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Bobcat's best movie is 'Shakes the Clown'. I can't find it anywhere.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST LINE IN ANY OF THESE:
"Shitters full." -- Cousin Eddie pumping the shit tank out of his camper into the stormdrain.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-10 12:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kickass.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Splendid.
Clark: "Hey Ed?"
Ed: "Yeah Clark?"
Clark: "What's wrong with the dog?"
Ed: "Oh, he's just yackin' on a bone"
***Sick animal vomiting sounds***
Ed: "He got it up. He's alright now"
<Chainsaw running>
Clark: "FIXED THE NEWEL POST!!!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas Vacation kicks so much ass. A young Julliet Lewis. She's hot.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:21:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas Vacation !!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Catcher MITT bling?
CATCHER MITT BLING?
IT'S A MASK!
CATCHER MASK!
MADE FOR JOHNNY BENCH!
AND BENCH NEVER SHOWED UP!
CATCHER MAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But good stuff.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The interesting thing about Stripes is I went to watch it a couple of months ago because I remember really liking it. It still is pretty good but not as good as I remember it.
Lots of good lines though
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Stripes alone. There are so many great quotes from this movie but here are some of the ones that I could find, copy & paste.
Sergeant Hulka: Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]
John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
[the soldiers start clapping]
Sergeant Hulka: Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.
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General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.
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General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.
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General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
John Winger: That's a fact, Jack.
Soldiers: That's a fact, Jack.
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John Winger: Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.
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John Winger: Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years."
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John Winger: I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
Russell Ziskey: You still have your health.
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Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.
John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.
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Cruiser: I guess we're going after John and Russell. I can't believe they're Russian spies. Can you?
Psycho: All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.
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John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
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Captain Stillman: All right, soldier, let's see how you fire that mortar.
Soldier with Mortar: What coordinates, sir?
Captain Stillman: [annoyed] Coordinates?
Soldier with Mortar: Yes, sir, they determine where the mortar's...
Captain Stillman: Soldier, the army has spent a lot of money teaching you to fire that thing. Now set it and fire it.
Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna...
Captain Stillman: Soldier. The only way to learn anything is to do it. Now fire the weapon.
[after stumbling on the sidewalk]
Captain Stillman: Have that removed.
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John Winger: You can't go. All the plants are gonna die!
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John Winger: Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
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Russell Ziskey: Do the words, "act of war," mean anything to you? Huh?
John Winger: I have a plan.
Russell Ziskey: Great, Custer had a plan, too.
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Russell Ziskey: [W]e're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
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Russell Ziskey: When I was a kid, my father told me, "never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."
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John Winger: Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage.
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Russell Ziskey: [I]f I get killed, my blood is on your hands.
John Winger: Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
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Russell Ziskey: What happens if I refuse to get on the bus?
Louise: Oh, you look like a sensitive, intelligent guy. Don't make me shoot you.
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John Winger: So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different. But, there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid-enough to enlist in the army.
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Russell Ziskey: You're gonna finish basic training!
John Winger: Oh yeah?
Russell Ziskey: You're gonna keep your mouth shut!
John Winger: Oh yeah?
Russell Ziskey: And, you're gonna do everything he tells you!
John Winger: Oh yeah?
Russell Ziskey: And, you know why?!
John Winger: Why?
Russell Ziskey: Because you talked me into this! That's why, you idiot!
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Howard J. Turkster: I joined the army 'cause my father and brother were in the army. I though I'd better join before I got drafted.
Sgt. Hulka: Son, uh, there ain't no draft no more.
Howard J. Turkster: There was one?
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Soldier: Boxer or jockey?
John Winger: Got something in a low-rise bikini, mesh, if possible?
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Russell Ziskey: How many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulty? A little English? Yes, you speak some English.
Student: Son-of-bitch. Sh**.
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John Winger: We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10-and-1!
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John Winger: I've got to dry-out or I'll be dead before I'm 30. The army is my only chance.
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly-fu**ed by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
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John Winger: Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style!
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Sgt. Hulka: [I]'m gonna teach every last one of ya, how to: eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, sh**; like a United States' soldier!
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John Winger: There's something wrong with us! Something very, very wrong with us! Something seriously wrong with us!
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John Winger: I don't think I've ever been this happy.
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John Winger: That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:30:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're just happy you got a shoutout.
Good request. You deserved it.
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To be honest, you can post whatever you want and it will recieve plus 2's from me because of this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71730
I nearly fucking cried at work man, AT WORK.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're just happy you got a shoutout.
Good request. You deserved it.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking 2 my man, keep 'em coming. Bobcat is fucking funny too.
POLICE ACADEMY BABY
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No cement needed.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stripes is fucking awesome. I got that movie for Christmans when I was in 4th grade. Bill Murray rules the entire universe.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas Vacation !!!
Chevy Chase is one of the funniest men in the WORLD!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit Christmas Vacation rocks. There are more good rants in that movie than you can shake astick at.
You missed on the qoute though:
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. "
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Jared, I really couldn't remember or find any great quotes. I remember one about grits. Leave it to my redneck ass to remember grits. What was that quote?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! "Peoples is peoples!"