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My witness I'm hungry, your temple it calms me, so I can carry on, my slaving, sweating the skin right off my bones, On a bed of fire, I'm choking, on the smoke that fills my home, the wrecking ball is rushing, witness you're blushing, the pipeline is gus (517 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.58 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by YOUR WITNESS (View user info) at 2005-08-10 17:25:21 EDT


Hey there pretty boys I want your big dick in my asshole. Professor Farnsworth ponders what life would have been like had he invented the finglonger, while here I am picking away the dry crusts of blood around the rim of my asshole with a thistle.

And I think to myself: "What a wonderful world!"





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Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have you ever considered the nobility of suicide?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-11 07:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ugh

Get back in your hole, scumbag.

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-11 07:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 07:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yer a jeaneeuss.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wonder if nazi transvestites have their own support group supported fully by the ACLU?

Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-10 23:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW

What were you thinking?


Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-10 21:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its my bet you where beaten as a child. Obviously for good reason and obviously not enough.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

everyone who -2s this is a ghey trannie nazi.

Not that theres anything wrong with taht.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-10 20:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck at the game of life. Go sit on the sidelines.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-10 18:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My God! Why did you have to ruin RATM for me. Goddamnit! I'll never be able to listen to 'Testify' again! DIE!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-10 18:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nude and hairy male ass = auto -2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's amazing to me is that people like this have enough food to eat, shelter, and women's clothing, while in other parts of the world, people who are probably 1,000,000,000,000 billion times more intelligent are starving to death, homeless and would kill to even know what silk felt like.

Life isn't fair, but I guess Stevie would say to just skate it off!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW, ass.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:31:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW!

Not funny either.


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

RATM lyrics do not a good post make.


on the other hand, i find it kind of ironic that some stupid asshole would put his dirty asshole on a flag that represented a country at one time filled with racist assholes.




thats a lot of asshole.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In my short stay on this site, this day by far was the worse

It can only go up from here? Right?

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW!

Not funny either.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YAWN

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MEA....*coughcough*....uh....MEAT SANDWI......

<pukes>

Submitted by Mr.Tinkle (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

u makeeee me haha!


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