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Bored? ... Try This Out. (WARNING: Brain may malfunction) (1055 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -0.85 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hirgon (View user info) at 2005-08-11 03:36:43 EDT


So, you're sitting around at work or at home with the sum total of sweet fuck-all to do? You want to exercise that muscle called a brain?

Then look no further! In my eternal aim to keep people happy and interested in life I present the square game. Now, I'm sure some of you have seen this already. If you have, then maybe you haven't seen all my variations. If you HAVE, then, well... Go play with a Rubiks cube. If you've mastered the Rubiks cube then you're plain stuffed, and I salute you. Watch grass grow, or something. Oh, if you DON'T like thinking, then please press your browsers "Back" button immediately.

So, what is this marvel I am presenting you all with? It goes like this.

HOW TO PLAY!
- Draw 9 dots in a square on a piece of paper (8 on the outside, 1 in the middle)
- You must draw a line through every dot
- You can only draw FOUR lines
- Your pen must not leave the paper (So the lines must be end-to-end)

An example "Attempt" is contained below.

(DISCLAIMER: Brain Haemorrages are not my resonposibility. Or idiots poking themselves in the eye with their pen.)

VARIATIONS:
If you manage to solve the 4 line problem, then try to do it in 3.
*If* you can solve the 3 line one, then see if its possible with 2.
*If* you can solve the 2 line one, see if it is possible to do it in 1.

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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-11 10:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-11 10:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! WOWz0RZ!

Tihs is k33ping m3 SOOOOO BUSY!!!!!!!!

Wh0 th0ught tihs one up???????

I LUV IT!!!!!!

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hmm, your previous posts seemed to be headed on the right track...

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah but can you do it in 86 lines or less. Pen can leave the paper.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1987 called, and they want their puzzle back

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, one thing I know for sure

Rad sure does love this post



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, you are a boy.

Sorry about that.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

listen here little miss party fun time girl, we dont need you helping anybody to think outside the box.

I am quite happy with my head firmly entrenched in that holiest of holies.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH NOES, IT ARE = TEH LOLOCAUST

Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

U R BR8KN MY <3

Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, Sphag, I'd saved 2 versions - 1 bmp, 1 jpg.

Hence me saying I grabbed the wrong one. Well aware that bmps are stupid and annoying. I did make a jpg, I just attached... the wrong one. :P

Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rather angry at the world, aren't you rad?

This is a bit of harmless fun, where people can think outside the box. And yet, you wander in and ruin it for everyone else who might NOT have seen it. Well done.

No, the dots aren't specified to be one size. Thus, to complete the later ones, you need to think OUTSIDE the contraints your mind generally puts on such a problem.

<sigh>

I thought some people on here might actually appreciate a little bit of a puzzle. Last time I do anything like this, with responses like yours.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I SHOULDA DONE A WHOLE POST WITH THAT

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I just read the words in the middle then!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHa


I fucking suck!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 05:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Finished it on my first try, Rad.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I GOT ONE FOR YOU

Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/70840 - You need to read this.

Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, well I've never seen any example where the dots are big enough to not have to draw lines OFF THE PAGE just to zigzag them through the "dots".

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The only reason my brain malfunctioned on this post was when I was attempting to comprehend the vast abyss that is the mind of the author.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty easy, though it was fun while i tried.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

where does it say that?

The puzzle clearly describes them as "dots" not "Points"

I move that they exist in 2 dimensions for the purpose of this exercise.

Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The dots are supposed to have no dimension.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

god this is stupid.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck that.

If the dots are small, the lines have to be longer in order to do it.


Dots are not one-dimensional

Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That second way is stupid. It only works when the dots are fucking huge. Unacceptable.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

when peeps make stuff in paint, the default way to save it is as a BMP

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AND

http://www.period.com/puzzles/answer04/

Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it. Why do people keep all these fucking bitmaps on their computers? I don't even know where the fuck bitmaps come from.

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6936/dickhead0tx.jpg

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.period.com/puzzles/answer02/

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT THIS ONE.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can do this two ways

Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I already deserve an idiot award for attaching the .bmp version, rather than the .jpg.

Sigh.

Oh well.

+1 Idiot points for me.


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