ETS Goes to the Store (SPT) (1264 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2005-08-11 12:36:58 EDT
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-11 10:20:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn this competition is really starting to piss me off. Or maybe I jut haven't had coffee yet this morning.
FUCK!
*restrains self from murdering entire office with a coffee stirrer.
Fiction fucking sucks.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72875#1518664
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:38:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack, I'm a fairly even-keeled guy.
*looks around*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72875#1517140
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, I never saw this, and I made something similar. How weird is that.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-09 07:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Better not do that. The sheer shift in mass as the entire Western Hemisphere raised it's hand in unison would be enough to shift the earth on its axis, causing an ice age."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-09 06:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck, this is funny.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking perfect
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"GIVE ME THAT FUCKING APRON, GODDAMN YOU!"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
The stick figure guy cracks me up.
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Safe to say I'll never be illustrating my own stories.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:58:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That cop looks like Stephen King
The stick figure guy cracks me up.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-11 18:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-11 17:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-11 16:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd make a kickass cartoon character now that I think about it.
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Let's see if we can't rustle up some volunteers to drop an anvil on your head or push you off a cliff...
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Better not do that. The sheer shift in mass as the entire Western Hemisphere raised it's hand in unison would be enough to shift the earth on its axis, causing an ice age.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 18:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha, I just saw the teddy bear. Is that ETS' mascot?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-11 18:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mutant stephen king...HA!
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2005-08-11 17:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Assuming you took those pictures, I'd love to hear how you explained yourself to that security guard... (He looks like a mutant Steven King..)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-11 17:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-11 16:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd make a kickass cartoon character now that I think about it.
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Let's see if we can't rustle up some volunteers to drop an anvil on your head or push you off a cliff...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-11 16:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd make a kickass cartoon character now that I think about it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn, those hook hands are killing me.
Too much funny!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see a potential series here.
Mostly because I just misread the title as "ETS goes to the shore" and thought, "holy crap, the bandwagon has already started."
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:37:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Booooooooooooooooooooo
How come the black dude wasn't made the cop??
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Jesus Christ, there's no escaping these fuckwits...
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Booooooooooooooooooooo
How come the black dude wasn't made the cop??
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the third pic, it's the poorest cleanest grocery ever.
And this was NOT spt
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say...
This is me to a T.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The sixth picture is so accurate, it's frightening.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you photoshop him in there so cleanly?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He told me that he wants the milk's expiration date extended by 12 hours. Is that okay?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just cannot understand his rage.
No one understands him. Not like I do.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:52:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude this was not a SPT.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK. I like ETS but this is fuck funny.
-Dave
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude this was not a SPT.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wouldn't act like that if they ran out of Prep-H?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-11 12:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*helpless laughter*