SPT: Breast Implant Trivia (NSFW) (2596 hits)
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Submitted by <sp_monitor.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-11 13:35:44 EDT
The earliest known breast implants were made from goat's milk or parafin wax and were injected directly into the chests of Japanese prostitutes during WWI.
Since wax and goat's milk both absorbed into the body quickly, made for lumpy breasts and caused many infections, women began to use silicone bags they placed in their bras to give the illusion of larger breasts.
In 1961 Dow Corning began manufacturing these bags and two horny men named Thomas Cronin and Frank Gerow came up with a surgical procedure to implant them directly into the chest. The first silicone bolt-ons were jammed into the chest of a woman in 1962.
In the early 1970's there were 50-60 thousand breast implants in the United States, but many women started to notice that their implants leaked and they sued saying that all sorts of diseases were happening because of the silicone leaking into the blood stream. Silicone implants were banned in 1992 and Dow Corning, along with other manaufactures of silicone implants, were to pay a $4.5 billion dollar fine...forcing Dow Corning to file for bankruptcy in 1995.
97% of all breast implants are currently stuffing the shirts of white women.
Lolo Ferrari, a now deceased porn star from France who had the claimed the crown for the largest breast implants in the world, had 22 surgeries to make her breasts 73 inches around. Originally thought to of died of natural causes, it was later found out that Lolo had been suffocated by her husband, Eric Vigne.
Not to be outdone by Hollywood plastic surgeons, mother nature makes sure that mankind will never forget her awesome powers by giving the world the 44 pound mammories pictured below.
Happy SPT!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 19:22:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:14:00 EDT (#)
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you would have got a +2 but lolo ferrari's tits were NEVER real.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:04:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:47:15 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:38:07 (#)
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I would cry if my boobs were that big.
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there's no crying in big boobs
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-11 17:56:34 EDT (#)
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This didnt arouse me as much as I expected.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:39:18 EDT (#)
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i love boob.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:47:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:38:07 (#)
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I would cry if my boobs were that big.
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there's no crying in big boobs
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:37:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:36:20 EDT (#)
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Middle group of pictures, first one on the right. That boob looks like it has a mouth.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-11 14:15:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:42:32 (#)
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lola was a travesty of a human being
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How can you say that about a woman who used bonce on a space Hopper in her underwear?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:53:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:42:32 (#)
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lola was a travesty of a human being
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I don't know much about her story, but from seeing her picture it's obvious she had psychological problems.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:50:45 EDT (#)
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I would also cry if my breasts were that big ..
I'm a guy ... lol
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:45:39 EDT (#)
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anything more than a handful is a waste
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:42:32 EDT (#)
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lola was a travesty of a human being
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:38:07 EDT (#)
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I would cry if my boobs were that big.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:37:50 EDT (#)
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Big boobs are a waste of fucking time.
"I like a B-cup and a fat ass!"
~Vulva