The Cliches Vs. The Clits (2088 hits)
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Submitted by Wiggles (View user info) at 2005-08-11 19:03:46 EDT
For those of you who haven't seen it already, a couple of weeks ago it came out that shlongy's 80s band were called "The Cliches", with their website at: http:www.thecliches.com
The above website claims it is the official web site of the band, yet there is another similar page which actually seems to be selling the band's tracks. The 2nd website has entries dating back to over a year ago, but the earliest web archive I could find for the site was December last year, and even that was not a complete site. I took some screenshots, the URLs are blurred so uber trolls don't spam their message boards. Sorry for the scrolling.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was this real? I would buy this CD right now if it was.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-27 03:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I remember reading this, I guess I didnt rate it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-27 02:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Television, television addict...
Television, television addict...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-27 01:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bought a copy of that album.
it kicked ass.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 22:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is still awesome
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:49:47 EDT (#)
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Damn. I had hoped this account would be taken by someone who could at least spell.
Logging out...right...now.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:15:01 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR STOLEN
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:07:17 EDT (#)
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you all found me out.... I love the cock.
Shlongy's cock is the greatest of all, so meaty and full of veins. My dick is hard right now thinking all about it. I wish he wasn't such a manly man and would submit to my constant pleadings to let me give him head and be on the receiving end of his most beautiful mancock.
Please shlongy, me and swampy want nothing more than to eat your shit while you ejaculate all over us in a beautiful shower of your holy juice.
Don't leave me hanging becasue I definetely won't leave you out in the cold....
Stud.
XOXOXO
(ps. I really mean it, this is not sarcastic or fecicious).
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:30:04 EDT (#)
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password to wiggles account: goatseparty
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-12 10:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 05:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was wrong with this?
I enjoyed hearing about shlongy and the stuff he used to do.
I AM SHLONGY'S #1 FAN.
DIRTY BIRDY
Submitted by Mike_Hawk (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
The stand-up is the best. I love his sexy baritone voice.
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Mini mouse
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:15:36 EDT (#)
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The stand-up is the best. I love his sexy baritone voice.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She intimidates me is great.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4 minutes of shlongy stand up!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fenders do rock. I had a Fender Strat and the action on it was pretty smooth. Don't have time to play anymore. I miss it. It was fun to play Locomotive Breath with the chuck-a chuck-a chuck riff. Loud enough to piss off the neighbors, that's the key.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:30:08 EDT (#)
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I just noticed there is a penis comming out of shlongy's head.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:28:38 EDT (#)
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all i can say is that you're doing shlongy's work for him. You're just confirming all of his 'intarweb shit talking' and his boasting for the rest of ubersite.
Shlongy played a fender, go shlongy WOOO. Fuck those gibson assclowns.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna buy a cd.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:23:03 EDT (#)
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I haven't seen teh clit in quite some time
We are talking about.......
oh shit, sorry- wrong site
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought punk bands were supposed to be anti-capitalistic.
Were these guys anti-anti-capitalistic?
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Could the word you're looking for be "craptastic?"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought punk bands were supposed to be anti-capitalistic.
Were these guys anti-anti-capitalistic?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring AND gay. This was astoundingly pointless.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on; shlongy's right. this is pretty chicken shit.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:48:54 EDT (#)
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I noticed you blurred out the website. I tried searching on Google, "clits". I got 248,000,000 hits. I just gave up.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post should have a negative average.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
am i right or am. i. right.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:44:48 EDT (#)
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Obsession
Pour Homme
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
What ELSE is there to do.
They have my persoanal info...I don't have theirs.
And if I did, the threats would end. They'd then become action, instead.
See, I travel...a lot...Never know where I could land.
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More often than not you land in the lap of some hairy guy wearing leather chaps.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:36:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
"persoanal". You must have buttsex on the brain.
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He's typing with one hand, diddling his prostate with the other
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:29:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Swampy...run along...don't you have some dick to go suck?
Still waiting for that invite to come kick your ass, tough guy.
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Grrrrrrr tiger
I think about those manly arms and those big meaty fists ... ooooohhhhhhhh
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:36:50 EDT (#)
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"persoanal". You must have buttsex on the brain.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What ELSE is there to do.
They have my persoanal info...I don't have theirs.
And if I did, the threats would end. They'd then become action, instead.
See, I travel...a lot...Never know where I could land.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whats with all the internet threats?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:29:07 EDT (#)
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Swampy...run along...don't you have some dick to go suck?
Still waiting for that invite to come kick your ass, tough guy.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:10:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
$100 cash to whomever gets me this coward's name and address.
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Here's the address:
Wiggles
69s YourWife Street
Teabags Her Too, CA
You can send me the $100 via PayPal to: youjustgotfucked.at.intheass.com
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha
+2 for life for this masterpiece
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If "this coward" is a 3rd person reference to yourself, then sure, I would be happy to give you your name and address for the princely sum of $100.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:10:12 EDT (#)
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$100 cash to whomever gets me this coward's name and address.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit.
Wouldn't this be copyright infringement?
Shlongy, you should find who is selling your shit under the "Clits" and sue them for royalties.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not interested in shlongy's life, but I'm sure other people might be.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you aren't interested in Shlongy's life Wiggles THEN STOP POSTING ABOUT IT.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you speaking for, asshole?
I sure the fuck didn't bring the baseball up.
Learn to read, Coward.
Or, just let me know when we can meet up for some good old fashion fun, dipshit.
I'm game.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 20:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sit around and photoshop? I don't think so. Print screen + paste into paint + repeat x2. And shlongy, nobody gives a shit about your baseball stories, be on your way.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's cool that Schlongy was in an 80's band. In fact, what can we say we've done that is as cool as that? Sit around and photoshop? Hell, high five to shlongy for doing something badass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant, "in general".
They felt he was ready and let Glaus go for nothing...and he's having a monster fucking year.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:51:20 EDT (#)
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actually shlongy, dallas is on the DL right now with a hip problem
a fantasy baseball nerd at heart nigga.
Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out Napoleon Dynamite on the guitar
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Two of our kids have already made the bigs in less than 4 years...Dallas McPherson is patrolling 3b for the Angels now...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, nevermind
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:38:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:36:25 (#)
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you own your own baseball team shlongy? I'm impressed.
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ditto
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sold the baseball team after 5 years last year...after an ill-fated attempt to move our team down to SC where I live.
I now own some thoroughbred race horses with a few friends.
I also own a nice gambling habit.
Make that "race horse"- I guess they sold one in the last week or so.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I like YOUR web site design better than ours but still, give it a fucking rest...it was 25 years ago, ya gddamn polesmoker.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:36:25 EDT (#)
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you own your own baseball team shlongy? I'm impressed.
how did this stuff get out? you've been a member for a year, how are people just finding this stuff now?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go stalk someone else, you fucking coward-retard.
I usally +2 all this shit but this is crap.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:31:05 EDT (#)
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if you go to the site, it lists the band members
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:30:40 EDT (#)
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I say good for Shlongy (for the real band, not the "clits")!
1000% more impressive than anything I ever did!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:27:16 EDT (#)
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you can see his name up there? I don't see it, but if it is there then wiggles could be facing a ban for revealing personal info. I think even Shlongy deserves his privacy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:18:20 EDT (#)
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no no, the name
schlongy, whats ya name?
or did he get out of the band?
that would make more sense since his email has nelson or whatever in it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:17:19 EDT (#)
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he's the guy jerking off the microphone.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-11 19:12:57 EDT (#)
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which band member is shlongy?