Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
http://stores.lulu.com/brianfatahsteele for Kaos-King's new stupid book
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. The BOSH Man! GOES OUT ON...
  2. Oddest Book Titles
  3. Thinking of praying.. What...
  4. Choice of the professional
  5. Shameless Self-Promotion f...
  6. International Bulemia
  7. Equality of the Sexes? Not...
  8. I Make No Apologies! The ...
  9. I Guess My Job Now Require...
  10. The First Date.
more...
Most Heated
  1. The Babes of Code Pink! (70 heat)
  2. Equality of the Sexes? Not... (50 heat)
  3. Haikus - Contest (40 heat)
  4. HATEMADNESS: ROUND 1....Ge... (37 heat)
  5. Todd Palin is the Zodiac K... (36 heat)
  6. TToM TV: Pilot Episode (33 heat)
  7. Hatemadness: apollo88 (25 heat)
  8. Sick days wasted actually ... (24 heat)
  9. Random Generic Post With N... (21 heat)
  10. There Is No Point to This ... (21 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1136059 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (691534 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (383860 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (323012 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (299444 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (297220 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (284405 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (246955 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (245351 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (229068 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1442376 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1429100 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1367959 hits)
  4. Razor (1350371 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1274323 hits)
  6. loki (1052268 hits)
  7. Jonukah (961214 hits)
  8. weeeeep (914732 hits)
  9. Kaos-King (873249 hits)
  10. Ubersite needs me! (865490 hits)
  11. Asian Men Love Me (864670 hits)
  12. SHOW ME THE PROOF! (864425 hits)
  13. Tom (825688 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (794871 hits)
  15. apollo88 (751757 hits)
  16. oy vey (747514 hits)
  17. Sorrell (736306 hits)
  18. T+I+G+E+R L+I+L+L+Y (735859 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (682973 hits)
  20. HIDDEN101 (675330 hits)
  21. RON PAUL 2008! (674425 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (665625 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (629282 hits)
  24. Stabkill (626714 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (615759 hits)
  26. iddqd (609949 hits)
  27. kaos-king (596998 hits)
  28. ♥ (575189 hits)
  29. O (571989 hits)
  30. comicbookguy (569467 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Damn has it been a year already? (spt) (787 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 1.61 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by knucklesnelson (View user info) at 2005-08-11 21:18:25 EDT


Everything you ever wanted to know about knucklesnelson
User id: 11148
Registered on or around: 2004-08-11 12:57:19
# Messages posted: 10
# Reviews written: 5333
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 384
# Hits: 5893
Average rating of all messages: 0.76


Damn to think a year ago I stumbled onto this site like so many others. I remember one of the first posts I opened. Sill naive me clicked on the .bmp and goatse lit up my screen like the 4th of july. I was hooked. Im just amazed that my hits actually passed # of reviews. Its amazing what you can do without little thought, creativity, lack of writing/computer/spelling skills. All the meanwhile contributing nothing to this site whatsoever. Of course im no jimthefiend, that guys racking up more hits than my moms crackpipe. But then again I dont spend 23 hours and 55 minutes of my day on uber. Anyways heres to a year of wasted time, being bored at work. Let the -2's fly. Later cock snots.

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I slay pajamas!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

now the 11k's are up to a year? wow. they were a pretty unproductive bunch anyway. can't think of any good ones but you and adam.


Eat a dick. The 11k Gang owns this fucking place.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brand new Shlongy!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I appreciate your patronage sphag. I have never made most heated.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-15 23:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhhh.... The joys of being drunk. I camped this baby for about an hour the other day and no-one would come and play.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-15 18:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

CONSTRUCT 4" THICK, 30" SQUARE CONCRETE APRON AT
THE UPSTREAM SIDE OF THE OUTLET ORIFICE AS SHOWN
IN THE TRASH RACK DETAIL, THIS SHEET. PROVIDE 1%
SLOPE TO OUTLET ORIFICE.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-15 18:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow this turned into quite the hit maker.
thanks niggaz!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-13 16:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ONE WHOLE YEAR?

Say it ain't so!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*chokes*










































*dies*

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just kidding Sunblock.

I'd piss on you if you happened to catch on fire...

Hell, I'd piss on you even if you weren't on fire...

Come here and give me a kiss..... Not so close, your forehead is suffocating me.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now he will probably say that;

Knucklesnelson = Sphagnum

What a fucking moron!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'll start calling him "Sunblock" on account of his GIGANTIC forehead.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sphagnum = C1ndy

Ask Kai the fag.....

Fucking Douchebag idiot.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:24:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Knucklesnelson = JonnyX

(I don't actually believe this)

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ZZZZZzzzzzzz......

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

seriously this time.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

or not..... Goodnight.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It must be true then

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did I say that?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Knucklesnelson = JonnyX

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

time

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

going

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

really

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEAT!!!!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

more

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goodnight.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kai is a fag..etc. etc..

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NOW has become THEN....

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Soon is over...

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And when I say NOW, I actually mean SOON...

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, I'm really going now....

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, yes I am. It's 5:10am here and I really need to sleep this off.

Catchya later.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:57:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-12 10:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldnt call myself good, i just enjoy coming around here to make snide comments.
----

that's why we love ya!

keep on keepin' on

-----------------------

that would be soooo hot if you two just started makin' out

--------

NO IT WOULDN'T!!!

And no, I'm not going to stop camping this masterpiece.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-12 10:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldnt call myself good, i just enjoy coming around here to make snide comments.
----

that's why we love ya!

keep on keepin' on

-----------------------

that would be soooo hot if you two just started makin' out

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, scratch that.

He is a serial shit poster.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know who writes good stuff?

This guy :- http://www.ubersite.com/u/16703


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I = someone else

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 13:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

on = own.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 13:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Of course im no jimthefiend, that guys racking up more hits than my moms crackpipe. But then again I dont spend 23 hours and 55 minutes of my day on uber.

----------

If you did, you would STILL spend less time then that moron does.

Maybe I should start my on Porno website. Apparently it pays millions of dollars a second and it also allows you to walk around looking like a filthy bigfoot who hasn't shaved for 6 months.

You also get to hit on really hot babes who hide the fact that they are men by tucking their shame between their legs and inhaling copious amounts of Helium.

I *heart* Jimthefiend and wish that I was as successful as him........ with hideous, attention seeking crack whores that is.... Wait a minute, NO I DON'T.


Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-12 10:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldnt call myself good, i just enjoy coming around here to make snide comments.
----

that's why we love ya!

keep on keepin' on

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 to one of my loyal fans.

Now get lost.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-12 05:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good for you, you crazy knucklenelsonhead.

Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep up the good work buddy
Uber is a better site with you in it..................(Did i just say that??)


Mental note..........Wash mouth out with soap...........NOW

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:34:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

way to not die for this past year.

--

That made me laugh for some reason.

WHOO LIFE!! WHOOO!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

way to not die for this past year.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job Knuckles

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah X your # of reviews written are quite impressive.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know it, i clicked the .bmp and i swear goatse shot everywhere, just screen after screen. It didnt stop, i had to shut my computer down. Yep my kind of place. That and im waiting around to see you lick your own nipples. YUM YUM!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so it was Goatse that hooked ya, huh?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't worry, I picking up your slack

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not as often as i used to be.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You ever on here?

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldnt call myself good, i just enjoy coming around here to make snide comments.
_______________________________________________________________

That is EXACTLY what I think of myself when relating to Ubersite as well.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit my nizzle

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what up my nigga

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy registered like a weak before me. I actually like his shit, all though around here that might be dangerous to say. With all the shlongy hate as of late.




Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

now the 11k's are up to a year? wow. they were a pretty unproductive bunch anyway. can't think of any good ones but you and adam.


__________________________________________________________________________________________

Youve left out your favorite American, Drew Janssen.


Wish you many more years knucklenelson

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

as evident from my stats

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldnt call myself good, i just enjoy coming around here to make snide comments.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and awesomejohnson? think that's right.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

now the 11k's are up to a year? wow. they were a pretty unproductive bunch anyway. can't think of any good ones but you and adam.


Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius