Jesus is One Crazy Homeboy Part 1 (2859 hits)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-11 21:45:12 EDT
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Generally Christianity confuses me. Your message is only as good as your messengers make it, and no offense, but some of you are really cracked out.
The following I borrowed from http://www.jansmall.com/paintings.php The artist hopes that these paintings will "inspire" and "bring people closer to God"
What follows is partly why Christianity confuses the f*ck out of me.
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-07 10:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking A the paintings with the bald eagles and the fucking flag made me shiver
thats some sick shit
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-07 09:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-30 23:41:59 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-03 13:37:35 EDT (#)
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THAT'S why I'm a Jew!
I only wish I could rate it higher.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:02 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-14 18:48:55 EDT (#)
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Fucking awesome.
Submitted by Captain_Lurk (user info) at 2005-09-28 22:23:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
genius, you bastard. genuis.
and you never did contact me with your LP question. I was burning with curiosity for a fortnight. could have been the UTI, i guess.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:35:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:12:42 EDT (#)
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CUNT!!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-09-11 11:48:24 EDT (#)
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HOLY T-SHIRTS BATMAN!
http://www.jansmall.com/gallery1/pages/ComeUntoMe_jpg.htm
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-13 16:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Creepy and unsettling. I love it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-13 15:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-13 15:47:00 (#)
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yup yup. well a cop anywhere, applying a bunch of diff places
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you are my new fucking hero.
Let me buy you a beer sometime.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-13 10:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:54:00 (#)
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I dont know if i should try to take this serious or as a joke
Anyways.............-2
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Are you fucking kidding? How could this possibly be a SERIOUS post??
The last picture is just GOLD. Jesus to America: "Suck my dick."
It really disturbs me how some people think that Jesus/God is "on their side." Like, Jesus loves America so much that he hands out American flags in Heaven? Is that not the creepiest goddamn thing you've ever heard??
* shudder *
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-13 10:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAH!!
I just saw the FIRST PICTURE and I'm officially freaked out! What the fuck, dude?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:29:37 EDT (#)
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beats Jack Chick anyday!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-12 10:26:28 EDT (#)
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growing up in a christian church/school, i've seen some pretty funny pictures like that
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:34:47 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't label this B@W-quality, but the sheep army brought on a loud fit of laughing. Some nurse had to stop by with a syringe to get me back to my usual sour i'm-in-the-office mood.
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:37:21 EDT (#)
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hah. this is great!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-12 06:24:57 EDT (#)
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yeah, my friends and I had a lot of free time, just more shit that we actually did
but I only write when Im in the mood so its like 1/4 finished
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 06:05:08 EDT (#)
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YOU HAVE A SEQUEL TO SANTA DILDO?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-12 05:56:39 EDT (#)
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Yellow - Just played around with the resize option a lot on photoshop. It might be a new addition as I downloaded the pics months ago.
I just never really got the urge to do anything with them until tonight.
And glad you guys enjoyed it. This isn't really my type of humor so I'm never sure if I pull it off right or not.
Santa Claus Dildo Adventures. Man, I gotta finish off my sequel to that. The salvation army trick we used to do was fucking gold
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-12 05:41:38 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha.
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:54:00 EDT (#)
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I dont know if i should try to take this serious or as a joke
Anyways.............-2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:20:36 EDT (#)
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THERES GONNA BE A PART TWO?
W0000
ps: jesus was gay.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:28:49 EDT (#)
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'Perving' is a great verb.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:19:36 EDT (#)
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Still want to fuck you.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:56:21 EDT (#)
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I dont often do this but B@W
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ps. I have to linkwhore my lose weight with Jesus post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66939
Oh and Barry Gibb?
Hahahahaha
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:51:39 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck did I laugh at this. Sheep armies, hahaha motherfucker!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:37:56 EDT (#)
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Probably the funniest thing about "loljesus" is the fact that squattail's goatse and tubgirl Jesus' are linked to on the front page.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Wiggles was referring to http://www.loljesus.com
And I second the B@W but mostly because your Santa Claus Dildo Adventures story was totally snubbed.
Jesus is the most oft-ridiculed figure on B@W, why not one more time?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
One time I saw jesus.
I was sitting on the pot masturbating and at the point of orgasm, he appeared to me. Like a brilliance unremembered.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking gold. an uber post that actually made me laugh.
this definately deserves baw nomination, specially with the crap that gets there now.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:51:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:47:41 EDT (#)
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How did you get your pictures that big? When you click on them they've got "all rights reserved" on them.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:25:16 EDT (#)
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Jesus is my homeboy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:55:48 EDT (#)
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and why is it that some Jesus artwork makes him look like Barry Gibb? I almost expect him to start singing Jive Talkin'
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:53:50 EDT (#)
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Zoidberg, I like this post but I think you are getting Fed-Exed to Hell with gasoline boxers.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:52:57 EDT (#)
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jesus needs to get over the 70's already.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:51:47 EDT (#)
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considering I havent seen any drawings of jesus with mundane comments attached, not me
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:50:57 EDT (#)
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wow. Well done. Well done.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:50:23 EDT (#)
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Ugh. I chalk this up to being stupid and oversentimental. The artwork, not your post.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:48:40 EDT (#)
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I wonder who else is sick of seeing drawings of jesus with mundane comments attached.