Show me some hate (830 hits)
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-08-12 00:47:50 EDT
Go ahead you fucking internet loving retards, bring your A+++ dissing game.
I've been having the best week since I was selling snowflakes to girls from LI.
It isn't that broad I went out with on Friday, she made me want to slit my wrists, twice.
I met some chick Sunday morning when I went to breakfast hammered at 10am. She looked like a naughty librarian and has honestly rocked my world. I haven't banged her yet because I think our first time should while we watch Willis McGahee run it in from the 3 yard line in week one of the NFL season.
I have a meeting with the FBI at 10am tomrrow, how many people can say the FBI has called them to "hang out"? Not many.
It could be that the Marines need me to be invloved with their computer program or it could be about my illustrious past.
I put my money on my past.
Well I hope you enjoy you fucking retards.
P.S. I hate you all, except bart, I'm having your baby.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:37:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 for the reply
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Go ahead you fucking internet loving retards, bring your A+++ dissing game.
I've been having the best week since I was selling my ass on the LI Expressway.
It isn't that dude I went out with on Friday, he made me want to goatse my ass, twice.
I got some dick Sunday morning when I went to breakfast hammered at 10am. It looked like a naughty hungarian sausage and has honestly rocked my world. I haven't banged it again yet because I think our next time should while we watch Willis McGahee run a train in Drew Bledsoe's ass.
I have a meeting with the CDC at 10am tomrrow, how many people can say the CDC has called them to "talk about spreading syphallis"? Not many.
It could be that the Gay Pride Coalition needs me to be invloved with their recruit program or it could be about my gaping asshole.
I put my dick in the mashed potatos.
Well I enjoy fucking retards.
P.S. I hate you all, except jimthefiend, I'm having your baby.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-12 10:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What did you end up doing with that suicide inducing beyatch anyway? I told you, play the "nice guy" thing up till you hit it! Especially when you know that is what the're after too!
Dummies.....
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-12 08:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are less talented than 50 cent.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go ahead you fucking internet loving retards, bring your A+++ dissing game.
I've been having the best week since I was selling my ass on the LI Expressway.
It isn't that dude I went out with on Friday, he made me want to goatse my ass, twice.
I got some dick Sunday morning when I went to breakfast hammered at 10am. It looked like a naughty hungarian sausage and has honestly rocked my world. I haven't banged it again yet because I think our next time should while we watch Willis McGahee run a train in Drew Bledsoe's ass.
I have a meeting with the CDC at 10am tomrrow, how many people can say the CDC has called them to "talk about spreading syphallis"? Not many.
It could be that the Gay Pride Coalition needs me to be invloved with their recruit program or it could be about my gaping asshole.
I put my dick in the mashed potatos.
Well I enjoy fucking retards.
P.S. I hate you all, except jimthefiend, I'm having your baby.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I choose you I get to hate, you don't
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty- you're weird, man.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-12 06:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:28:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pokey, are you an Aggie?
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Yeah. I graduated from Texas A&M in 1990. How did you know that?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-12 06:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me some hate
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I'm not very good at this hate malarchy but I'll have a go.
Lessee... You drink a hell of a lot and seem to have an inability to form long term relationships with women, you treat your mates badly so I dare say you have the same issues with your mates as well. One would assume your something of an emotional coward who runs when any sort of meaningful bond is formed. You keep trying though in a desperate but flawed attempt to get over your massive failings which, one could guess, will lead to you impregnating some poor girl and then marrying her to maintain your delusion of being 'teh roxxors'. Either you or said girl will bail on the relationship leaving your child confused and depressed, the guilt of having failed your offspring will drive you to be even more of a dickhead to your nearest and dearest, thus driving them away and destroying everything that is good in your life. You'll then die alone, forgotten or hated by all those who's lives you touched.
Worse case scenario anyway, based on reading about 60 lines of text.
-2 die, etc...
(seriously though, I hope I'm wrong buddy. Well, of course I am. It's not like I know you or anything. Chin up and all that.)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-12 05:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:00:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:51:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen mate. You posted a few lines that went nowhere and did nothing.
The fact this isn't at a negative rating shows the true dicksucking happening around here.
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Amen, Deacon Williamson.
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all this suction woke me up again
thanks.......i guess
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-12 05:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwww i wuv you snuggle-bunny!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THats some good hate.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like timmy mc.veigh.
AND I AHTE TIMMY MCVEIGH
YOU FUCKING TERRIST
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 04:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, okay how about this :
Your sister is only fairly attractive.
Actually that was a bit harsh, I take it back.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pokey, are you an Aggie?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're dumb and stupid. and you smell like rotten eggs.
WHAT!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:09:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
did someone mention dicksucking?
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awesome. I spewed water everywhere.
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah Blah Blah Blah
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did someone mention dicksucking?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I noticed you had no comeback to my awesome burn. Pussy.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-12 02:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:51:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen mate. You posted a few lines that went nowhere and did nothing.
The fact this isn't at a negative rating shows the true dicksucking happening around here.
__________________________________________________________________________________________
Amen, Deacon Williamson.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen mate. You posted a few lines that went nowhere and did nothing.
The fact this isn't at a negative rating shows the true dicksucking happening around here.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you need a new hobby
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*mutter*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's run away to Canada and be hippies and braid marijuana leaves into each other's hair and have lots of barefoot babies. Ready, go.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry I didn't include a pic of myself and my half-gay buddy drunk, sucking each other off. THat would have gotten a +2 out of you aussie fucks.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What was this?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I farted in a brown paper bag and mailed it to you.
Feel the BURN!!!!!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:19:10 EDT (#)
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Worthy answer. And if you can learn advanced Photoshop in 3 hours, I salute you like the piece of shit ex-squid I am.
If you can be bothered I'd like to see what you think of this, (aside from typos and shit).
If you can't be bothered no big deal.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72995
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:15:01 EDT (#)
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What I lack in nonsense computer knowledge I make up for with knowing about networking and programming. Photoshop to me is something I can learn in about 3 hours but paint works just well and the crudeness adds to the pics.
In short, go fuck yourself.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I peed in your shoes.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well I can pretty much goddamned garuntee the Marines don't need YOU, Mr. "I need to learn Photoshop," for their computer programs.
Therefore, one can only assume they're coming to take you away for raping your elderly neighbors goats then selling the froth as goat cheese to childrens nurseries around the country.
You sick fuck.
P.S. Isn't it past your bedtime recruit? Don't make Sgt. Hulka stick his big toe up your ass.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-12 01:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You suck massive gonads. MY gonads.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool. Tell them I said what's up.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fighting with anyone is a nerd fight, but at least you realized you suck before I had to point it out over and over again.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:54:09 EDT (#)
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Im not up for a nerdfight, you win.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you n00b pussy.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-12 00:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me show you my secret stash of -2's.