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Submitted by Insanethemind (View user info) at 2005-08-12 07:05:15 EDT


Jamie,


I've gone and fucked things- big time. I am not going to jail, I do not need medical attention... it's merely a sensitive situation, that can be remedied. But I must act fast! ASAP


Log onto msn messenger, or better yet, email me your phone number pronto. I MUST speak with you soon.




Your Frazzled Friend,


ITM

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-28 02:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hast du etwas Zeit fuer mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so war
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjager
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Kring und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hatte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keine Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-28 02:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I remember this. This was forever ago.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-28 02:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WELL???

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-28 02:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pen_name: fuck off

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 13:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A very myseterious post!

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's the uber drama? I can't watch soaps at work ya know.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:35:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

apollo most certainly did leave Zak.
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Although I do miss Apollo's snide comments, I believe that Arthur will eventually fill the void nicely

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-08-12 13:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:01:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm wearing a Batman tshirt today



da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

apollo most certainly did leave Zak.




Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

apollo didn't leave? yay.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1491748

haha, and coincidentally, ITM saw corinne's post not 13 days ago, leaving the message:


Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:46:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, the psychos sure came out of the woodword on this post



i think he was inspired.


well. that wraps another case up. call me when lunch is ready.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 08:32:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW OR WE WILL ALL DIE
_________________________________________________________

I think ITM looked in the mirror and noticed that he had a vertical crevice running from his tailbone to his perineum.

From what I hear, it could be pretty serious.

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mate, I called you but no answer.

you have my mobile phone number I believe.

If not I will mail it to you.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pick up a phone or use email. This sounds way too gay.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wasn't the last one of these when corinne said she was pregnant and that she wanted shiloh or whoever to claim responsibility...or was there another one after that?

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-12 09:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm wearing a Batman tshirt today



da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-12 08:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 08:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW OR WE WILL ALL DIE

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-12 08:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im kind of intrigued as well...

kinda

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-12 08:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well... what's it all about?

We're all friends here

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

got your mail, will call you in 10 mins.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is stoopid. I'll never be able to do a piece about Lemonparty that would flow properly, it'd be messy and awkward, everyone would get confused about what was happening to whom and Bart Bart would ban me for leaving out the KY jelly.

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

can't really be that important old bean logged on ages ago.....

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

I heard apollo had ghey secks with bart at the original ubercon.

-

yep, that sounds like apollo.

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I heard apollo had ghey secks with bart at the original ubercon.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nah, I saw him stokin a sausage once.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWUHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I was ghey so I could give Rad teh buttsecs. We could invite Bart Bart and have a lemonparty and James Bond could save us from GI Joe Tanks.

Maybe I've come up with a post to top my dream!

Do you think Bart would mind if I insinuated he we gay?

Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am not apollo

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

arthur told me you wanted me old chap? I am online now.


Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG! ARTHUR DENT = PETER PARKER = SPIDERMAN = SHLONGY = METHOD = SPAM = MY DAD = THAT GUY ON THE CORNER THAT TOUCHES GIRL SCOUTS = STEVE IRWIN = DANGER RANGER = DANGER MOUSE = ASTROBOY = JIMTHEFIEND

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG! ARTHUR DENT = PETER PARKER = SPIDERMAN = SHLONGY = METHOD = SPAM

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

ATTN: Arthur_Dent- Tell apollo I am looking for him

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OMG! ARTHUR DENT = PETER PARKER = SPIDERMAN!!!

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ATTN: Arthur_Dent- Tell apollo I am looking for him

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:16:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think his email is apollo88.at.cocklovers.com if you need to speak to him directly

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Har Har

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ignore me ITM, I'm hungover and spending the morning embracing my inner cunt.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i understand , spam, that this is what email is for. But i think that he cannot check personal email while he is at work and I do not have his work email address.



Sorry for the wasted post, all... desperate times call for desperate measures.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think his email is apollo88.at.cocklovers.com if you need to speak to him directly

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is what e-mail is for.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ohh, the intrigue! Ohh, the mystery!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-12 07:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder what it could be? Maybe he thought of one of his mate's mother and got a stiffy. Happens to us all.

Best of luck to you with whatever your problem is.


Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -- during the commercial.

-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious